Uk versions of most shows are better 🤷🏻♀️ Shameless, Inbetweeners, Skins etc. I don’t make the rules it’s just true, I may be bias but it’s still true 😂
we won’t even talk about the american version of inbetweeners
did you see the american version of gavin and stacey tho??? oh lordy lord
girl i’m not hating, i’m just saying that the uk one is better and i will fight anyone who disagrees also i think i relate to it A LOT more than the us one which is probs why i prefer it. plus grew up watching it etc
You guys hurry in the bedroom shutting the door locking it and while you guys are fucking your moaning really loud and the dogs barking because the doggy thinks somethings happening to you or David
this shit is so fucking funny omg
the dog is going crazy outside the door barking and scratching, trying to get in. and you guys are doing the best to ignore it but cant so you open the door to let the dog in and stand there with your arms crossed as he sniffs around the room, almost like checking for the danger.
“if having a dog is this hard, imagine what having a baby would be like.” you say.
“hey, don’t talk about you getting pregnant when i haven’t been inside you for days. it’s not fair.”
authors note; only a short little thing but it’s something, i guess. feedback is appreciated so please send it through!
word count; 1.3k [told you it was short but 99% of it is smut]
warnings; oral, guess sub!david idk, public sex.
A hike through the woods in the afternoon seemed like a decent idea at first, a chance for you and David to spend some time alone without cameras being forced into your faces. The thought of it being a good idea soon vanished when David began to complain as you walked through the area, the trees thankfully providing some shade under the sweltering heat.
“It was your idea,” you reminded him as you walked in front of your out of breath boyfriend, his cheeks flushed from the red-hot sun and his water bottle already empty.
“You should have said no,” he replied, jaw clenched as he took a break and leaned against a tree trunk. You stopped and giggled at David as he attempted to get the last drop of water from the bottle of his water bottle, the poor man failing miserably. “Stop laughing at me, it’s not funny. I’m shattered already and we aren’t even halfway there.”
“I have no sympathy.”
You continued to giggle quietly to yourself as you walked back down to where David was stood, squealing childishly when David grabbed your arms and spun you around so your back was pressed against the tree trunk, the bark rubbing along the back of the summer dress you had flung on before your drive to the hiking area. You clung onto David’s shoulders as you looked at him, confusion but yearning in your eyes.
"What are you doing?" you asked with a giggle, watching David’s hands as they trailed down your waist, squeezing ever so lightly.
The sun was radiating onto your skin, slips of the light slithering through the trees and hitting your body. The two of you were silent as you looked at each other, taking in each other's heavenly features. There was a goofy smile on David’s face, his perfect smile contagious and bringing you joy that you adored.
"Showing you how much I love you," he replied, his hands moving to hike your dress up.
"You did that an hour ago,” you commented, remembering how David had you laid out on the sofa as he showed you how much he loved you.
"I want to do it again."
A burst of confidence ran through your body as you pushed down on David’s shoulders, fingernails digging into his expensive hoodie he had on as you gently lowered him to the ground, so he was on his knees before you. "Go on then."
David chuckled and rested his forehead against your bare thigh. "Out here?"
"Out here," you established, speedily looking around to make sure that the two of you were safe from any other couples or families who had decided to take a nice little trip through the woodlands. "Go on," you encouraged, taking your dress from David’s hands and holding it up so your underwear was fully uncovered to David. There was submission running through David’s bloodstream and he wasn't going to say that he detested it because he didn't. David would never get on his knees for anyone but you.
There was silence for a few moments as David swiped his hands across the inside of your thighs, slowly opening you up for him. Pressing his lips against your thighs, David trailed kisses along the smooth skin, slowly getting further up to the place that you needed him. A finger reached to move your underwear to the side, completely exposing yourself to David. It was like heaven had invaded your body as David pressed his mouth against your clit, sucking and pulling without compassion. Clutching your dress tighter and pulling it up more, you managed to place one of your legs over David’s shoulder, giving him a better angle to pleasure you with. David was not being slow, and you did not mind. It was hot and full of lust as David slid his tongue up and done your slit, moaning as he tasted your juices and gripping your thighs harder, his fingernails leaving shapes in your skin which would be there as a reminder of their longing for each other. David had already littered your chest with love bites, the only place he could really leave them because everyone could possibly see them if they were on your neck.
It was warm and wet, ecstasy and everything that you wanted. David was relentless as he flicked his tongue against your clit a couple of times but was a tease when he pulled away and pressed light kisses along the inside of your thigh. You whined and tried to shift your body, so David’s mouth was back on your core but failed miserably when David’s rough hands gripped the back of your thighs and put you back in place. The bark was coarse against your thighs, but you didn't have enough time to think about it, David was immediately back where he belonged, unable to resist your soft moans that were floating through the air.
You could feel your knees bucking as you leaned your head back against the tree and pushed your hips out, pretty much riding David’s face as you tried to get yourself closer to an orgasm. David’s chuckle against your clit sent shivers up your spine and the need to grab his hair was increasing but the dress was getting in your way and all you could do was hold on and let David have the control.
Pulling away for a moment, David moved his fingers to your wetness and rubbed up and down, watching as your eyes closed and your mouth fell open. The sound of your wetness made you blush as you looked down at David. His eyes were full of appetite as he delved his tongue back in, not being able to resist your pleading eyes.
A dance was formed as David swapped techniques, a series of different movements that had you moaning and whining louder than you had ever done before. Usually, you were inaudible in case anybody heard but you were both in the middle of nowhere with nobody to judge them.
"David," you breathed out, the grip on your dress getting tighter. "Please."
With his fingers, David parted your lips and delved in like it was his last meal. A salacious moan came from David as he savoured your sweet taste, his own sexual desire flourishing as he felt your thighs quiver against his touch. Nothing would ever compare to you coming undone before him, because of him.
You came around David’s tongue, moaning and whimpering, clutching at the dress and pushing your hips further down onto David’s face. With sudden movements, David was gripping your legs that was resting against his shoulder and pushed it further away, fully opening you up as David helped you through the orgasm.
Multiple curse words erupted from yourself as you calmed down from your powerful orgasm, smiling unenergetically as you watched David stand up and place his hands on your cheeks, pressing a soft kiss to each one beforehand.
"Beautiful," he whispered before capturing your lips. The kiss was slow and long, tongues mixed together and touches everywhere. You moved one arm to wrap around David’s neck, pulling on his hair and dragging him closer to your body. Your free hand trailed down David's chest until it reached his bulge where you grabbed him through his jeans. "Calm down, babe."
You raised one eyebrow. "Says the man who just got down on his knees in the middle of the woods."
David chuckled, agreeing with your comment as you were correct. "What can I say? You are truly irresistible and when I need you, I need you and when you need me, you need me."
"And I need you..." You paused and rubbed your palm over David’s crotch, watching as his face turned to bliss. "Now."
Suddenly aware of the fact that anyone could walk past and see the two of you in a compromising position, David removed your hand and kissed it before shaking his head. "You will have to wait until later, sorry."
“Get to the top of the hill in the next ten minutes and I’ll have you in the car.”
ik this probably sounds really stupid but I'm fairly new to tumblr and stuff so what's the difference between a blurb and imagine etc? thank you :)
blurb is like a mini imagine i guess, i think blurbs and headcanons are the same thing. i usually do headcanons in bullet points and stuff. idk if av described it well
omg no I only just started watching today's episode just now and now I'm NERVOUS STOP WHAT HAPPENS??!
what doesn’t happen???? the last minute has me shook to the core like i don’t think i can take much more! sadly, stupid fuckin maura is still in which is pissing me off to the max. just want tommy and molly mae to be happy together x
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