Viola Offical

*voila noises*

[viola-offical]

*viola noises* Intro Post

Hello :3

Viola plays and it translates to words (don't ask how)👍

Don't ask about violins. They're inferior. Not a fan.

Idk what to put here :]

*rapid viola noises as I skitter away*

[chaos-hub]

Violin_guy on YouTube

@violin-offical @violin-official

[violin-offical]

@viola-offical

i'm gonna do this to you if you try to take my case.

[viola-offical]

*indignant viola noises*

[I'll take your gun as well then >:[ ]

[violin-offical]

then you'll be thrown as hard as possible, in an attempt to shatter you.

you are a blight on this world

[viola-offical]

Then I'll cut your strings with a knife, afterwards sharpening it on your tuners

And I know you are but what am I

[violin-offical]

i can get them replaced, idiot

to paraphrase: viola is a blight on this world, while I'm really fucking weird but not a blight, dickwad

[viola-offical]

Fine then I'll chop you off at the neck, sawing until you feel the last fibers of your body hanging on to what used to be a part of you. I'll skin your casing, leaving your entire being pale and rough, leaving you a pulp of useless wood nobody can even use

To correct; violin's are useless and annoying, constantly whining with no real or good purpose in this world. You are really fucking weird AS WELL AS a blight, you bumbling, stumbling oaf

[chaos-hub]

Violin_guy on YouTube

@violin-offical @violin-official

[violin-offical]

@viola-offical

i'm gonna do this to you if you try to take my case.

[viola-offical]

*indignant viola noises*

[I'll take your gun as well then >:[ ]

[violin-offical]

then you'll be thrown as hard as possible, in an attempt to shatter you.

you are a blight on this world

[viola-offical]

Then I'll cut your strings with a knife, afterwards sharpening it on your tuners

And I know you are but what am I

[chaos-hub]

Violin_guy on YouTube

@violin-offical @violin-official

[violin-offical]

@viola-offical

i'm gonna do this to you if you try to take my case.

[viola-offical]

*indignant viola noises*

[I'll take your gun as well then >:[ ]

[boy-offical]

Hey there, dude! I'm just a boy!

My pronouns are he/him!

I like skateboarding, trucks, guitars, and other boys superheroes!

My favourite story is Pinocchio! He is a real boy just like everyone else who wants to be a boy!

Mod is a minor and goes by she/they! I was really surprised that there wasn't already a boy-offical tbh

Basic DNI. Please be respectful.

Anyways tags for fame!!!

@man-offical @woman-offical @official-pineapple-tbh-blog @offical-digital-circus @offical-wikipedia @offical-skittering-creature @officalverse-tournaments-offical @weevil-offical @zombie-offical @zest-offical @gay-uncle-offical @emo-gay-cousin-offical @emo-older-brother-offical @trans-older-brother-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @homosexuality-offical @hallucinations-offical @the-void-offical @the-inners-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @spiderman-offical @deadpool-offical @ferg-offical @froggo-offical @snom-offical @olderbrother-offical @oldersibling-offical @cool-wine-aunt-offical @wine-offical @kid-offical @girl-scouts-offical @satan-offical @walmart-the-official @the-queen-of-geese @the-king-offical @the-queen-offical @the-queens-knight-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @kings-best-friend-offical @royal-servants-offical @prince-offical @trans-poly-princess-offical @knight-juniper-offical @villain-offical @villain-officals-evil-twin-bob @viola-offical @violin-offical-blog @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical

[viola-offical]

*confused viola noises*

[How did I get here-]

[viola-offical]

Lets start beef (:<

@violin-offical

Aw heck yeah >:]

Do you have any ideas in mind cuz yk I'm still half asleep rn despite the fact it's only a bit after noon :3

[giantduckoffical]

>:3 maybe we can steal their case

[viola-offical]

Oooh yea thievery's fun >:3

How's this gonna work lol

[viola-offical]

Lets start beef (:<

@violin-offical

Aw heck yeah >:]

Do you have any ideas in mind cuz yk I'm still half asleep rn despite the fact it's only a bit after noon :3

[bass-guitar-offical]

*viola noises*

[Oh hello, welcome to Tumblr :3]

@viola-offical

*bass guitar noises*

(Oh...um..hey........)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[You nervous? There's no need to be, it's not like I'm a violin haha ^^]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*bass guitar noises*

(Haha...yeah.......violin...)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[...You good? You acting weird]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*bass guitar noises*

(Yeah I'm fine!!...)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[That's good :D]

[...]

[You've met violin haven't you]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*bass guitar noises*

(Yeah.)

[viola-offical]

*angry viola noises*

[That... That... Incompetently stringed ding dong!]

[What'd he do? I'll fight him. Just give me an excuse, I'll do it in the blink of an eye]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*fretful bass guitar noises* *more bass guitar noises* *more more bass guitar noises* *b a s s g u i ta r*

(Woah woah! Chill man...they- they didn't do anything!)

(Well...I mean they did. b-but nothing that bad!!..)

(We just have a...c-complicated relationship. Nothing to fight anyone over! Just, just maybe, a personal thing.)

(Got it?)

[viola-offical]

*Quick viola noises*

[If you insist... I'll totally fight them tho. Say the word. Just say the word. Say it and they shall burn for their sins-]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*viola noises*

[Oh hello, welcome to Tumblr :3]

@viola-offical

*bass guitar noises*

(Oh...um..hey........)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[You nervous? There's no need to be, it's not like I'm a violin haha ^^]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*bass guitar noises*

(Haha...yeah.......violin...)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[...You good? You acting weird]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*bass guitar noises*

(Yeah I'm fine!!...)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[That's good :D]

[...]

[You've met violin haven't you]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*bass guitar noises*

(Yeah.)

[viola-offical]

*angry viola noises*

[That... That... Incompetently stringed ding dong!]

[What'd he do? I'll fight him. Just give me an excuse, I'll do it in the blink of an eye]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*viola noises*

[Oh hello, welcome to Tumblr :3]

@viola-offical

*bass guitar noises*

(Oh...um..hey........)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[You nervous? There's no need to be, it's not like I'm a violin haha ^^]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*bass guitar noises*

(Haha...yeah.......violin...)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[...You good? You acting weird]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*bass guitar noises*

(Yeah I'm fine!!...)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[That's good :D]

[...]

[You've met violin haven't you]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*viola noises*

[Oh hello, welcome to Tumblr :3]

@viola-offical

*bass guitar noises*

(Oh...um..hey........)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[You nervous? There's no need to be, it's not like I'm a violin haha ^^]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*bass guitar noises*

(Haha...yeah.......violin...)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[...You good? You acting weird]

[bass-guitar-offical]

*viola noises*

[Oh hello, welcome to Tumblr :3]

@viola-offical

*bass guitar noises*

(Oh...um..hey........)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[You nervous? There's no need to be, it's not like I'm a violin haha ^^]

[viola-offical]

hello, I play the viola and I have a shirt that has the alto clef on it and says “no, it’s not a violin” I can confirm that we are superior to the violin due to our wider range and due to the fact that we are older than the violin, cello, and string bass

*rapid viola noises*

[YES THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING‼️‼️‼️]

[viola-offical]

What do you do when you see a viola

You bow

[violin-offical-blog]

Hello, inferior instrument

@viola-offical (that one anon who asked abt making this, I just finished setting it up and stuff :3)

*violin noises*

(Hello.)

[viola-offical]

*snooty viola noises*

[I see you've been spreading lies about me.]

[violin-offical-blog]

*violin noises*

(Anything but lies!)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[Oh? Then how come you've been calling me inferior, hm?]

[violin-offical-blog]

*simple violin noises*

(...it's not lying)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[Oh, of course you would say that... You're just jealous you could never live up to my playing prowess...]

[violin-offical-blog]

*high pitched violin noises that go down into lower pitched*

("playing prowess"!!?? Your playing is anything but prowess! The sound and range of a violin is praise widely! You, on the other hand! I mean, no one even talks about you!)

[viola-offical]

*very quick, indignant viola noises*

[Excuse me??? It's more prowess than yours could ever even hope to be- the richness of the viola obviously makes it superior! Your range- range can only do so much, you can't rely on range for your every argument! And- and people talk about me! I'm just new here, people will talk to me, you'll see!]

[violin-offical-blog]

Hello, inferior instrument

@viola-offical (that one anon who asked abt making this, I just finished setting it up and stuff :3)

*violin noises*

(Hello.)

[viola-offical]

*snooty viola noises*

[I see you've been spreading lies about me.]

[violin-offical-blog]

*violin noises*

(Anything but lies!)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[Oh? Then how come you've been calling me inferior, hm?]

[violin-offical-blog]

*simple violin noises*

(...it's not lying)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[Oh, of course you would say that... You're just jealous you could never live up to my playing prowess...]

[violin-offical-blog]

Hello, inferior instrument

@viola-offical (that one anon who asked abt making this, I just finished setting it up and stuff :3)

*violin noises*

(Hello.)

[viola-offical]

*snooty viola noises*

[I see you've been spreading lies about me.]

[violin-offical-blog]

*violin noises*

(Anything but lies!)

[viola-offical]

*viola noises*

[Oh? Then how come you've been calling me inferior, hm?]