one chance to make the world aware

Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA and quite frankly, you have no idea why you're still on this hell site. Handle - carolingianAutocrat M!A - N/A [Indie Post-SGRUB Eridan RP blog.] [OOC Info]

[holydestruction]

im goin a see howw fast i can get vwio to try and kill the spider vwith the shovvel

[violaceousvanity]

THIS shit again

i swwear ill be takin my last fuckin breath one a these nights and youll STILL be holdin this ovver my head

[holydestruction]

i sent it to vvio wwithout context and it killed him on the fuckin spot

[violaceousvanity]

it wwas unfuckincalled for is wwhat it wwas

a goddamn personal affront a the highest degree

[coconut-cluster]

I know we talk about purity culture a lot but one thing that I think stemmed from that (and is really annoying to have to explain every time it comes up) is the idea that you have to justify a bad character’s actions before you can like them. antagonists and villains make a story interesting, it’s okay to like them just because they’re entertaining or the aesthetic is cool or you like a foil to the hero or whatever. villains are interesting. you can enjoy them without explaining why they’re actually totally innocent and misinterpreted or whatever

[coconut-cluster]

reasons I have liked villains/antagonists before without agreeing with their actions:

their aesthetic is cool

their motives are complex and well-written so their character is just incredibly interesting to think about

they’re simply ✨funny✨

they have a really interesting dynamic with the hero

their backstory or motives are relatable so I can see where they’re coming from

they parallel another character and it’s cool to see the “they went down this road but this other character coped/chose differently so now one’s a hero and one’s a villain” situation

they just cause trouble and that’s entertaining

[coconut-cluster]

“this character did this bad thing though” yes have you considered that, as an antagonist, that is literally their purpose

[coconut-cluster]

however I should clarify: if you DONT like a villain or antagonist solely because of their actions, or for whatever reason either, that’s fine too! no one is obligated to feel a certain way about a character. my point with this post is specifically to address the way some people think you can only like a character if you agree or support their actions.

[violaceousvanity]

Ok about the dude from the soup cake video I was thinking more of his nice outfit and hair and attitude of “we are gonna attempt some bullshittery because I want to see what happens” but you are right he talks like a vantas

ah sorry anon i somehoww missed this the other night

in any case ill accept that vvieww a things an take it as a compliment

i mean ignorin the fact hes human lookin ovver some a his other vvideos there actually IS some fair resemblance

i mean hes evven got the same sort a glasses as me

[tiktokstowatch]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[violaceousvanity]

holydestruction​:

i mean xkit had a patch but this hellscape is determined a break xkit ovver its knee

this site ran the first xkit guy off and i aint heard much in the wway a updates from this team since that happened

also wwhat like tomato spice isnt good havve you not had any pasta dish or soft cheeses

i expect so little at this point an yet it finds more an more wways to disappoint me

anywway it aint THAT kind of tomato spice

its the cake kind

[violaceousvanity]

@holydestruction said: i got a pumpkin spice wwand and if you think i wwont you better think again soup guy

the fact you called me soup guy is EXACTLY the reason you deservve to havve evverythin taste like tomato spice instead

[violaceousvanity]

I saw the dude from the tomato soup cake video and immediately thought “if vio cooked this would be him.” Dude has your vibes. Btw m!a: tomato soup spice wand for all your cursed needs. Follows the same rules as hollys pumpkin spice want except in a new cursed flavor.

fuckin hell are THOSE wwhat my vvibes are like

i aint half so prone to makin such noises an if you ask me hes got the vvolume of a fuckin vvantas but i guess that dont say nothin a vvibes elsewways

an admittedly i cant say i wwouldnt share most a his sentiments if i came across the recipe myself so i guess i cant go arguin it none

that all aside

@holydestruction​ this fuckin anons got it out for you if theyre wwillin a spoil me wwith somethin so blatantly fuckin cursed to counter one a your owwn

not that im COMPLAININ any i mean by all means anon do as you wwill so long as its beneficial to yours truly in some type a wway

but this is a BLATANT fuckin threat the likes a wwhich i find completely fuckin hysterical

[moonlitmorphos]

Look, I don't make the rules but you're legally required to watch this.

TikTok

[atomskdluffy]

The dude is having an existential crisis at the end and I UNDERSTAND

[general-history-reference]

[destieljohnlockphanlams]

inspired by this

thank you saf discord

[violaceousvanity]

holydestruction​:

vwio all i hear is you strugglin wwith redstone and this is the only time in my life ill evver wwish a captor wwas present to absolutely ream your inability to wwrite in base twwos

like its 1 or 0 thats it thats all and youre STILL findin wways to bloww yourself up

i wwant you to make a fuckin redstone puzzle evven half as fuckin invvolvved as this one an try sayin that to me again

also it wwasnt cause i fucked up the REDSTONE right it wwas a miscalculation on my part by wway a proximity zzB(

[holydestruction]

all i heard wwas ‘oh’

and saww vvio wwas blowwn up

and both me and cro just started fuckin cacklin

[violaceousvanity]

and you wwonder wwhy i make these fuckin deathtraps to throww you into on a wwhim

[holydestruction]

@violaceousvanity

i dunno theres gotta be an end to the map SOME FUCKIN WWHERE

ill crash the realm tryin

but in the vvery least wwith a rail system itll be a quick means to wwhatevver biome

[violaceousvanity]

i meant hell but the fact you think you can find the end a infinity is fuckin hilarious

there aint a fuckin end to it thats the plainest definition a the wword

itll just keep generatin shit til the wwhole vverse collapses in on itself around you

[holydestruction]

out a context holly

hey let me ride a strider then you givve em a speed potion

[violaceousvanity]

holydestruction​:

i mean wwe nevver talked anywway and she didnt like me for some reason or another

its mostly been just cause mit and me talk but i aint seen mit about in a wwhile actually

i mean it aint really much wworth sayin at all actually evverythin has just been dull

bit a timeline stuff goin on but thats takin its time

i think you missed me dyin and goin god tier

but you remember pipsqueak yeah?

you knoww the one wwhat wwent flappin his claptrap tryin a get you to stop datin me

vwere finally free a him

hes gone

done for

tried blamin me for the reason he broke up wwith his mate wwhich i found hilarious

but after i spilled the tea wwhat he wwas a dirty cheater on his mates no one missed him

B}

to be fair there wwere a feww trolls who tried to get me to stop datin you or otherwwise attemptin a cause trouble there one wway or another

an most a them could fit under the title a pipsqueak an chatterbox both

so really that dont narroww the list dowwn by much