[writergracethepanda]

Benedikt: Marshall has suddenly gotten a lot more annoying.

Benedikt:

Benedikt: This is Juliette’s doing.

[violentlyincorrect]

Benedikt: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Marshall: i wrote you a poem

Benedikt: you did. wHaT

[violentlyincorrect]

Juliette: I have no fucks left to give

Celia: I do. I have so many fucks. please, take some

[violentlyincorrect]

Juliette: why is there always a law against everything i wanna do?

[violentlyincorrect]

Roma: my god, i hate him

Marshall: same

Roma: you’ve no idea who i’m talking about

Marshall: solidarity brother

[violentlyincorrect]

Marshall: we have a problem

Benedikt: no, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them

[violentlyincorrect]

Silas: you're violent

Phoebe: yeah, but I’m short so it’s adorable

[violentlyincorrect]

Roma: Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause! Thank you all for your continued support but unfortunately it was all for nothing!

[violentlyincorrect]

Benedikt: we gotta get through this locked door. Roma quick, give me your credit card

Roma: here

Benedikt, pocketing it: cool. Marshall kick down the door

[violentlyincorrect]

Orion: can I ask a dumb question?

Rosalind: better than anyone I know.

[violentlyincorrect]

Benedikt: *breathes*

Marshall: weird way to propose but yes

[violentlyincorrect]

Marshall: this bloodline ends with me

Roma: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

[violentlyincorrect]

Marshall: In response to not getting the attention I deserve. I have decided I will cause problems on purpose *opens Benedikt's door*

[violentlyincorrect]

Ben, Roma, Everyone: you're supposed to be dead!

Marshall: yeah i get that a lot actually

[violentlyincorrect]

Juliette: It is more important to be a murderess than the one murdered.

[violentlyincorrect]

Benedikt: you're so embarrassing

Marshall: let go of my fucking hand then

Benedikt, holding on tighter: nO

[violentlyincorrect]

Ben post-tvd, opening a Capri sun: guess I'll drink my sorrows away