I'm secretly Iron Man

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*Ned in heaven after being executed*

Ned: :(

Robert: well isn’t it Ned Stark!

Ned: :)

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Harry: *wakes up from death*

Killing curse: Am I a joke to you?

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Anyone: *breathes*

Joyce: *burst through the door* mY mAGNETSSSS

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Harry: im finally happy

Life: lol wait a sec

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Person: Wow! You're really mature for your age

Harry: Thanks, its the trauma

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Slytherin: *In a Grocery store* hey I lost my friend, Gryffindor, may I please make a quick special announcement?

Slytherin: *over the loud speaker* Bye you little sHIT

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Remus: I love you

Sirius: You should, I'm a goddamn miracle

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Voldemort: I have an army

Harry: well I have a nose

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Me: *finishes Tom Riddle fanfilm*

Me:

Me: I am shooketh

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Me: *watching Kylo interrogating Rey scene*

Me: this is the most intense Reylo scene ever!

The Last Jedi: Hold my beer

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Gryffindor: I see empowerment

Ravenclaw: I see a vagina

Hufflepuff: I see a peach

Slytherin: I see Satan rising from the fiery fires of hell using my vagina as a passage way to escape

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff:

The world:

God: what the fuck

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McGonagall: As I was saying class-

Umbitch: *hem* *hem*

McGonagall: did this bitch really interrupt me again

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Dumbledore: Harry, you fucked all the shit up

Harry:

Dumbledore: but it was awesome. 50 points to Gryffindor!

Severus: what the fuck

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Professor McGonagall: Is there a reason why you didn't do your homework?

Remus: Well, you see...

James: ...a dog ate our homework

Peter:

Professor McGonagall:

Sirius: *grins*

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James: The sign says no dogs allowed-

Sirius: *walks in like a boss*

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Harry: My magic brings Voldemort to the yard, and I'm like, that's hurting my scar