illegitimi non carborundum

name: Julia: about me: live in new york state, anyone wants advice or just someone to vent to I'm here:) LOVE YOU ALL

[burgrs]

*cat rubbing face on me*

me: oh hello!:) youre so sweet. *pets*

cat: Im Just Adorable Little Stinky Boy And Im Rubbing My Scent Glands Right On Your And Thats All There Is To It!

[meechonmarss]

Adam & Eve

[randan-a]

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

[nefertiti-bangz-deactivated2018]

“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

[thefourtwentytimes]

if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny

[whitepeopletwitter]

This basically sums it up

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

love all the way!!

[fuckingsushi]

[my-abibliophobia]

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

[theseancequeen]

I have this book. I’ve read it about ten times and I love it.

[snarkymonkeyprime]

@systlin

[marzipanandminutiae]

This guy has a whole website

It’s called Better Myths, and it is a GIFT

[between-stars-and-waves]

I need this book!

@infernoking @d20-darling @askkakuro @thefingerfuckingfemalefury @windows-operating-system

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Daedalus, who is a fantastic genius inventor with no sense of right and wrong…”

I lost it at that line :D

[aquarianwisp-deactivated2025092]

Witchcraft in a nutshell

[silver-featherclock]

I will never not reblog this.

[lamplightwitch]

Accurate

[breelandwalker]

Always reblog Tia Dalma as the embodiment of witchcraft in a nutshell.

[lyricvl]

[aestheticacadema]

important

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[thespian-dreamer]

[trasemc]

The most iconic cats snaps of 2018

[babyanimalgifs]

Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes

[fanaticartisan]

@st4rzipan

[bygambinoa]

[dangered]

[roumroum-deactivated20190414]

Poncho the Spanish police doggo performing CPR

[abercrombee]

i’m the applause

[recaption]

[melonami]

the duality of cat