hi everyone, i'm Ollie. i'm 20 and use he/him. as the blog name suggests, i'm from virbank city.
i don't really do a lot of battling. i'm thinking of trying to do it more, but i'm not so sure yet. i kinda prefer exploring the coast and nearby routes. that, and Pokéstar Studios, but i'm not legally allowed to say anything about what goes on in there. sorry.
a lot of people seem to put their team here, but all I have is Klara, a venipede. not that I consider that a bad thing, though. she's amazing.
i mostly post random stuff that happens around virbank and with klara
(OOC + recent edit:)
Hi, I'm Oatmeal. I use he/him, I am an adult, and my main account is @average-oatmeal.
most recent edit 7/16/2023: changed age from 19 to 20 as his birthday has past
Yeah sure, seems like a safe investment. *Transfers 1.000.000 definately legit and not hacked lp.*
All I require is my empoleon to be allowed to swim in the harbour itself
waitwaithuh I don't normally represent the harbor uhh lemme pull up an email template and ask my dad for help
Thank you so much for the generous grant! Rest assured that the money will be used exclusively for the betterment of Hemlock Harbor Virbank and it's boat owners.
As for the additional request, a note will be made to allow your Empoleon to freely swim on the harbor property without interruption as long as it does not become a nuisance to the boat owners. Note that the harbor is not at fault for any harm that may fall unto the Empoleon due to the actions of wild Pokémon.
wait seriously? we're allowing them to do that? what if the Empoleon gets attacked by Frillish? sure now we're not at fault bit wouldn't it be better to just reject the grant so the Empoleon isn't at any risk-
Again, Hemlock Harbor Virbank thanks you for your support!
What is UP bitches!! Sorry for my ABSENCE LATELY I’ve been cookin’ up a KICKASS Halloween party at THE VIRBANK CITY GYM!! Me an’ the band with be playin’ all yer fave Halloween hits from SIX PM until 2 AM!! We’ll have breaks throughout the night ta make sure everyone is HYDRATED an’ HAVIN’ A GOOD TIME!! STOP BY!! IF YOU DARE!!
OOC: it isn't really in my nature to make these posts but
REBLOG IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH THIS DUMPSTER FIRE OF A WOMAN INTERACTING WITH YOUR MUSES IN ANY WAY THAT WILL PROBABLY CAUSE DRAMA, GET IT YELLED AT OR GETTING BLOCKED IC (it will block evade you ic too). IT WILL NOT BE PRETTY.
Hello everyone. Since it seems like some people have difficulty identifying fruit, I've taken it upon myself to do what I do best and educate the masses. Welcome to...
ZINNIA'S GUIDE TO COMMON FRUITS
Apple: Apples are round red/green/yellow fruits with a bottom that looks kinda like a butt with four cheeks. Granny Smith Apples are the best Apples, all other Apples are inferior.
Blueberries: Blueberries are small, round, blue fruits. Except they're also kind of purple-ish. I relate to blueberries because I, too, like to tell lies about myself.
Raspberries: Kinda sour, don't actually make you rasp, in fact you don't even pronounce the "p," you can find em all over the place in the wild. Not to be confused with Razz Berries.
Blackberries: The Raspberry's evil twin. I hate these fuckers.
Orange: Fun fact: the word Orange comes from the fruit, not the other way around. I swear this is actually true, look it up if you don't believe me. Oranges don't really make sense. Apples you eat their clothes, but Oranges you don't. What's the deal?
Lemons: Like sour, yellow, deformed Oranges. Life gives them to you. I don't want them, though! I'm gonna make combustible lemons and burn life's house down!
Limes: Green, less sexy lemons.
Grapes: Small ovular fruits that taste sweet and grow in bunches. Some are green, some are purple. You can make "grape juice" out of them.
Grapefruits: Even more of a liar than blueberries, Grapefruits share nothing in common with grapes. They're much closer to oranges, though they're bigger and taste different. To eat them you've gotta cut em in half and scoop out the guts with a special spoon. I fucking love these things. Favorite fruit hands down. Especially with sugar.
Pears: Apples but worse.
Bananas: Long, yellow, curved fruit. Like a boomerang. Used in dick jokes by uncreative dudebros who've never had an original thought in their life. Honestly, not really a fan of these.
so I'm giving a harbor tour to this one rich family looking to invest in the dockyard right? so I'm giving them a safety rundown and I'm talking about how you shouldn't get too close to the water because Frillish will grab you and the dad has the audacity to go
"can't you just tell them not to? the fact that this hasn't been taken care of is a really bad look"
Aspear Berry- Something the muse does to stay warm and cozy on a cold day
[berry ask meme]
Well, most folks in Lavaridge would point straight to the hot springs--and they are fantastic! If you're ever in the area, I recommend giving them a visit!
But another thing I like to do is make myself a cup of hot chocolate. Here, I'll even share my recipe:
2 tbsp dark cocoa
2 tbsp raw sugar
1 tbsp light brown sugar
1 tsp ginger
1 tsp cloves
1 tsp nutmeg
1 cinnamon stick
generous amounts of honey
milk of your choice or water
Mix your dry ingredients (sans cinnamon stick) together thoroughly. In a saucepan, heat your choice of liquid until it is hot, but not boiling. If you're using milk, stir frequently so it doesn't burn. Whisk in your dry ingredients until no clumps are left, add honey to taste, and then serve with the cinnamon stick.
I guess it probably goes without saying this is a pretty sweet recipe, so you don't have to use all of this at once--about a tablespoon of the mixture goes pretty far. I just have a sweet tooth, haha.
everybody: is cutting vegetables a hobby? my boss (as much as i loathe calling him that) says that it is not. is he right? i hope he isn't. but i would like to know.
if connecting the device required a restart, it probably updated your drivers, which means it's a newer device
that doesn't tell us a lot though, can you tell what the new device is? if you can't detect it, maybe you can see what's happening through your webcam?
if it says something like "They're back!" on the post then you kinda just gotta wait it out
if that's not the case though my next guess is that a porygon put it there, so either check your pc for porygons that aren't bit or determine if there's a reason why bit isn't being helpful
if connecting the device required a restart, it probably updated your drivers, which means it's a newer device
that doesn't tell us a lot though, can you tell what the new device is? if you can't detect it, maybe you can see what's happening through your webcam?
