Omnia Pro Aegroto.

Just Ig.

[beejwatch]

Sometimes an episode is just so stuffed with really good line deliveries theres nothing i can do except put em together in a compilation its out of my control im powerless to stop it. Goodbye.

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[virchowmethod]

That is how I look at everything from my little hole.

[rayitonme]

beavis voice: "little hole"

[virchowmethod]

Who's Beavis?

[murderof1]

I'll show you some YouTube clips you'll hate it

[virchowmethod]

Oh. Alright. I wouldn't mind the company anyways.

[virchowmethod]

That is how I look at everything from my little hole.

[rayitonme]

beavis voice: "little hole"

[virchowmethod]

Who's Beavis?

[virchowmethod]

That is how I look at everything from my little hole.

[herpsandbirds]

What's the cutest fish you've ever seen? My mum doesn't like fish and I want to show her the light.

Oh yes, here is one that I find to be cute:

Tail Spot Blenny (Ecsenius stigmatura), family Bleniidae, order Bleniiformes, found in the western Pacific

photograph by Kiyoshi Okada & Petesaquariums

[tinytelepath]

@virchowmethod

[intriga-hounds]

Partied too hard

[murderof1]

@virchowmethod

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Some people find the concept of fruit scrap juice disgusting

But what the fuck am I supposed to do with all the fruit my kids take one bite out of and refuse to finish

[virchowmethod]

You could compost it.

[virchowmethod]

I can name three offhand but I'm almost certainly forgetting someone.

[dreamv-lle2]

we all deserve a “did you eat” person in our lives

[tinytelepath]

If I say what I want to say about this situation, I will sound like Anna, and we need to stop doing that for political reasons.

[virchowmethod]

Were you going to suggest homicide?

[tinytelepath]

...and kidnapping.

[virchowmethod]

Alright, well. That was plan A, but it fell through.

[tinytelepath]

Well, I'm impressed you even considered it.

[virchowmethod]

Of course I did.

[tinytelepath]

If I say what I want to say about this situation, I will sound like Anna, and we need to stop doing that for political reasons.

[virchowmethod]

Were you going to suggest homicide?

[tinytelepath]

...and kidnapping.

[virchowmethod]

Alright, well. That was plan A, but it fell through.

[virchowmethod]

Does anyone have experience with keeping an open line of communication with a parent they don't get along with? Going no-contact again is not an option.

[absitsalis]

Is this what we still haven't talked about it?

[tinytelepath]

I like how this suggests the situation is bad enough even you were going to go straight to homicide.

[virchowmethod]

Before this goes any further, I'd like to clarify that nobody is in immediate danger, and the vulnerable person in question is safer now than she was before I met her. I wouldn't be seeking advice on how to minimize my own suffering on Tumblr of all places if I thought otherwise.

[tinytelepath]

If I say what I want to say about this situation, I will sound like Anna, and we need to stop doing that for political reasons.

[virchowmethod]

Were you going to suggest homicide?

[virchowmethod]

Does anyone have experience with keeping an open line of communication with a parent they don't get along with? Going no-contact again is not an option.

[absitsalis]

Is this what we still haven't talked about it?

[virchowmethod]

That's right.

[virchowmethod]

Does anyone have experience with keeping an open line of communication with a parent they don't get along with? Going no-contact again is not an option.

[panhedonia]

step 1. have an insane mother who's afraid of technology step 2. Move to a different continent step 3. communicate only by snail mail step 4. wait 6 months for a single letter step 5. profit.

[virchowmethod]

I did steps one and two. Steps three through five aren't exactly feasible.

[panhedonia]

She's afraid of the postman, too?

[virchowmethod]

You're very funny.

The medium is not the problem. I'm looking for advice on how to avoid losing my goddamn mind while dealing with her on a semi-weekly basis.

[tinytelepath]

You all need new parents.

[virchowmethod]

No kidding.

[tinytelepath]

The vulnerable individual you mentioned is probably also included in this fyi.

[virchowmethod]

I'm working on it.