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i'm literally doing a public facing internship in the Deep Red Splotch in the middle of my Regular Red City and all my outfits are literally this

#a very nice republican couple came through the door and my boss goes “can She tag along on your tour??? :>”#and i was standing beside her like the Pronouns Final Boss #i'm gonna get done like they did jack nasty at the end of brokeback #the skeleton rattles

HELLO?!

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she was so real for this

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i've got a selection of outfits that i wore to cosplay as being the person who does the job i'm doing now. so now that i'm on my second week, i have begun to wear them

#dress for the job you WANT not the job you HAVE #like i wasn't wearing these fuckass fits last week too #they're the only clothes i have #my mom looked me dead in the eye on one of the days and said “omg you're dressing so old-man-core”#who taught her that #the skeleton rattles

it's every "daughter"'s job to torture her mother. most people do that by like getting piercings and staying out late. i choose torture her by subjecting her to my personality, which was mostly hand-picked by her

#i torture my dad by making him watch old movies with me and making him pay for shit #i didn't go out much as a youngin so everything wrong w me is 100% my mom's influence #the skeleton rattles

do i name my fic with Bon Jovi lyrics. answer quickly

#there are moments in this life where i know that i need to be put down #the fanfic is happening again thank christ but at what cost #the skeleton rattles

writing means you google the most insane shit. i'm not talking about the decomposing corpse shit. why do i know the story of church grimms and why does it make me cry.

#GRIM WAS A GOOD BOY. HE WAS A GOOD BOY FUCK ALL OF YOU #i also know the decaying body stuff but that's not what i'm talking about #the amount of time i've spent on theoi.com should be studied #the skeleton rattles

excel is the best thing to have ever been invented. 'oh i hate excel, what do you even do with excel' you don't understand her like i do. once you forge a Warrior's Bond with excel, you understand each other in the way only gay soldiers from the same WWI trench can understand each other.

#and you never have to do another math problem again #the skeleton rattles

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Lesbian kiss in 1930’s pre-Hays Code film Morocco.

#her flicking her hat made me scream #one day i hope i too will dress in drag and bisexually kiss a hot lady in a plot relevant manner #marlene dietrich #morocco 1930

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Greta Garbo and Antonio Moreno in The Temptress (1926)

#the temptress 1926 #greta garbo

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Greta Garbo c. 1926

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Greta Garbo in The Temptress (1926)

#this fit didn't need to hit me as hard as it did #greta garbo #the temptress 1926

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Greta Garbo in The Temptress, 1926

#all the men in this were just not strong enough to handle her #greta garbo #the temptress 1926

i take back everything i've said about my hometown, my boss said fuck trump my gay sister took me to san francisco gay bars in the nineties

#anyway she's my new best friend #the skeleton rattles

was gonna unwind by writing some gay fanfic but instead i'm apparently having a conan gray dance party alone in my room

#YASS QUEEN. SLAAAAAAYYYYYY QUEEEEEEENNNNNNN #i don't want to experience conan emotions but i do think i want to wishbone a girl. that sounds fun #i'm turning evil #the skeleton rattles

love Greta Garbo because her reaction in any given situation is to just tap the fuck out. and everyone still knows her name

#like same girl #she literally was one of thee hottest actresses at the time #she stars in twenty four movies TOTAL #then fucking quits and leaves the spotlight forever #and yet people are still talking about her #ok maybe mostly i'm talking about her. but!#the skeleton lbs garbo by paris

ok period ig

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it only occurred to me this morning how funny boy bands are. yes they're funny for all the reasons but the fact that they're always singing about One Singular Girl They Like is hysterical. imagine getting your closest dudes together, all of whom are conventionally attractive to the tween girls of the moment, and being like. let's all sing a song about One Girl. that is some lesbian shenanigans

#some shit i'd totally get up to w my friends #and every single tween girl is like 'this specific one is singing about me!!!'#i'm sorry sweetie they're doing a group ballad about Girl #the skeleton rattles

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