A Virgo's Nirvana

Everything Virgo with sprinkles of humor here and there. Inactive blog as of 7/25/15.

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This is my last post.

Probably.

Today, I'll be leaving this blog ^_^ While I love astrology, it seems like I can't be tied down to reblogging just things about it. This isn't a side blog, but a main one I created by using another email. I won't delete this blog, I'll just leave this here for anyone who happen to stumble across it.

Thank you for 1,432 followers and the wonderful experience. I'd like to thank the following people for their kindness: swegstrology, pizzastrology, supreme-astrology, cloudstrology, fh-horoscopes, virgostrology, bombasstrology, wickedastrology, aestheticstrology and astroloholics. <333

And of course, I'd also like to thank my followers for putting up with me~ If any of you are wondering, the blog I am going back to is bluesnow261. Feel free to ask anytime. Keep your heads up, keep being awesome, keep being you!

[fauxastrology]

the “never listens to anyone but themselves” squad

 Taurus, Leo, VIRGO, Aquarius

[youmotherfuckerstookallthenames]

Why is virgo in caps tho

[fauxastrology]

it was the only way u would listen

[virgonirvana-blog]

Me tho

[horoskippy]

Why the signs are laughing

They’re laughing at you: Gemini, Aries, Virgo, Capricorn

Thought of something in a sexual manner: Scorpio, Pisces, Leo, Cancer

Laughing at their own pun: Sagittarius, Taurus, Aquarius, Libra

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Why the zodiac cry one of the main reasons

Aries: Sick of trying to be themselves then get shut down for it. So they just can't take it and hide themselves.

Taurus: It hurts them to try to be their for someone,then get the door slammed in their face.

Gemini: A ragging war is going on in their head between two people living their,and it both physical and emotional hurts them.

Cancer: Life is a bitch and when it kicks them down it makes them fall to far down.

Leo: They hide their insecurity with acting like a ego maniac,and when they are alone it all comes to the surface.

Virgo: All of them scars have reopen in their soul and it brings back everything.

Libra: They are the people who smile so brightly and feel like they are walking on air,then everything else pulls them out of the clouds and makes them fall.

Scorpio: Because they hate to feel weak and bottle it up,until it explodes like a soda can.

Sagittarius: They see such much vile things in this world and it takes a major toll on them.

Capricorn: When they show any sadness it spills out of them and it is to much every single time.

Aquarius: Acts tough,until someone hits a soft spot and it all comes out.

Pisces: They know a person they love ain't worth it,but they love em anyway and get burned for it.

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'the signs and physical contact' squads

stay out of my personal bubble: aquarius, virgo, capricorn, sagittarius

give me all the hugs: aries, leo, cancer, pisces

you can touch but not too much: gemini, scorpio, taurus, libra

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the signs as rides in an amusement park

Bumper cars: gemini, cancer

Carousel: taurus, pisces, capricorn

Terrifying rollercoaster that everyone is scared to ride: aries, scorpio, sagittarius

Water rides: aquarius, virgo

Ferris wheel: leo, libra

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How the signs clean their room

Aries, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces: They don't

Gemini, Taurus, Virgo: Clean as they go, they find it satisfying to put everything in it's place

Capricorn, Aquarius, Cancer, Sagittarius:: They let the mess build up and have a spring clean every 2 weeks

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sleeping

sleep is for the weak: Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

sleep is for the week: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Pisces

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Life is a storm

Realizes the weather is shitty and accommodates by having relaxing rainy weather days with tea and a stack of books:

Cancer, Taurus, Virgo, Pisces

Dances in the rain:

Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Libra

Cusses the fuck outta the storm, uses their anger to fuel their ambition and reach their goals:

Capricorn, Scorpio, Aquarius, Gemini

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The Signs As Netflix Things

watching a season a day: Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn

secretly using a friend's account: Taurus, Gemini, Scorpio, Pisces

staying up until your body or computer shuts down: Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

being somewhere wishing you could go home and watch Netflix: Aries, Leo,

Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn

crying when you've watched every episode of a certain show: Gemini, Cancer, Aquarius, Pisces

that dark excitement when you impress yourself with how dedicated you are to binge watching: Aries, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Capricorn

when you realize your life is going downhill but you keep watching anyway: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces

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Why the signs are laughing

They’re laughing at you: Gemini, Aries, Virgo, Capricorn

Thought of something in a sexual manner: Scorpio, Pisces, Leo, Cancer

Laughing at their own pun: Sagittarius, Taurus, Aquarius, Libra

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The signs as Fruit

Aries: Apple Taurus: Raspberry Gemini: Blackberry Cancer: Strawberry Leo: Starfruit Virgo: Watermelon Libra: Blueberry Scorpio: Passion Fruit Sagittarius: Pineapple Capricorn: Coconut Aquarius: Banana Pisces: Peach

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Shit, did I forget to ask anonymously?

Internally Panicking: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Sagittarius, Pisces

Doesn’t give a flying fuck: Aries, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Aquarius

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the signs as angels, fallen angels, or demons

angels: cancer, leo, libra, virgo

fallen angels: gemini, sagittarius, aquarius, pisces

demons: aries, taurus, scorpio, capricorn

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Fire Signs(Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):

The Spirit

Earth Signs(Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn):

The Body

Air Signs(Gemini, Libra, Aquarius):

The Mind

Water Signs(Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces):

The Soul

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Signs Secret Sides

Aries: is a sweet, innocent, childlike soul who wishes they did not have to fight so hard to get things to be the way they know they have to be.

Taurus: fear they wont have enough material resources to make their dreams come true.

Gemini: each individual is made up of several different people.

Cancer: often affected by the time of day they decide to do something.

Leo: craves love more than anyone would ever guess.

Virgo: tendency to worry too much about personal imperfection and to never be satisfied with their own standards.

Libra: inside is a person who is terrified of being alone.

Scorpio: inside is a person that is so guarded that secrets usually remain a secret.

Sagittarius: inside is a person that just wants to be free.

Capricorn: have deep and real emotional needs that can slow them down considerably or even stop them in their tracks

Aquarius: inside is a person who is extremely uncertain of their true identity.

Pisces: desire to escape from both their own emotions and the emotions of those around them.

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the signs in 1 word ((emo version))

Aries: harcore Taurus: vicious Gemini: demoniac Cancer: possessed Leo: wicked Virgo: gothic Libra: distressed Scorpio: wrathful Sagittarius: zesty Capricorn: overlord Aquarius: dead Pisces: torn