Nevermore, Motherfucker.

[mszamil-deactivated20220204]

parked car conversations are lowkey therapy sessions

[ludaprilgate]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

sext: i’ll always have time for u

[stability]

[anxietyproblem]

I’m always tired

[thatsthat24]

It Knows the Power It Wields 🖨

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mcavoy]

CHRISTOPHER ROBIN dir. Marc Forester 

[android1000]

*survives another year*

[memewhore]

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[tiralatele]

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

Gmod

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

[x-kittenxx]

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites​

[lesbianshepard]

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

[dankmemeuniversity]