The Merc with the mouth.. Er in green!

Hey sup it's me Deathwish! Don't get me mistaken with Deadpool or I'll punch ya with my foot Or is it kick you with my fist? [Independent Deathwish RP Blog , always open to crossovers! Lock up your 4th walls] M!A Status: zip nada zilch

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"...Sup"

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[fangedfirecracker]

“I wasn’t born yesterday. You’re really bad at this fake alias game, aren’t you? We all know Victor Von Doom is the leader of Latveria. He’s all over the news. All the supes know him. You aren’t Dr. Doom.” She canted her head to the side. “So let’s try this again. Who’re you?”

[viridimercenary]

“Doctor Doom? Who the hell is that? Here look!” Deathwish was getting a tad bit tired of this, however he reached up and quickly removed his mask, what stood under it would be what Doom WOULD look like if it wasn’t for his disfigured face due to the mask that THIS doctor doom that she knew about had. “My name is Victor Von Doom, what do you want to See my passport to different countries too? Man I wouldn’t have a good reason TO lie about my name”

”.. Unless it was to get free food. But the fact is my name is Victor Von Doom”

[fangedfirecracker]

She ran her hand through her hair as she thought. He didn’t seem to be acting, in fact, he seemed very upset and adamant about his identity. Had to be a damn multiverse thing. Stupid multiverses.

“Okay, okay. So, I’m gonna go out on a limb here an’ guess you’re not from around here. An’ by around here I mean this universe. Stop me if I’m wrong. Because here Victor Von Doom is the dictator of Latveria. Not a green Deadpool. I mean, he still wears green, but he also has metal armor an’ a metal mask. I mean Victor Von Doom is not a common name at all.”

[viridimercenary]

"Honestly that victor sounds a bit crazy in my opinion, but yeah I think I've heard of him once or twice. I haven't met him yet, though! You are right, this is your universe. I just somehow got here to yours and decided to stay because this guy wanted my head. Which his name was Death Mask" Yeah, he didn't really quite enjoy being hunted down at points in his life.

"Sorry for the confusion dear."

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//Trying to think of a good url for Gambit.. This is hard as hell

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//Update on new new blog

Deathwish-mun is too lazy to use different themes, YEP.

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“Vic—- Victor Von Doom?” There was a pause, she wasn’t sure if she should laugh or… “Okay, okay, you got me. That’s a good one. Nice one, dude.” She crossed her arms. “But no, if you aren’t Wade, who are you… Deathwish?”

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“Heynow woa now! That wasn’t a joke girl. My name is Victor von Doom, I come from Latveria ” Deathwish held up his hands slightly “I’m a merc for hire and well, a natural born badass. Why don’t ya believe me?” Honestly he was probably just as confused as she was at this point.

[fangedfirecracker]

“I wasn’t born yesterday. You’re really bad at this fake alias game, aren’t you? We all know Victor Von Doom is the leader of Latveria. He’s all over the news. All the supes know him. You aren’t Dr. Doom.” She canted her head to the side. “So let’s try this again. Who’re you?”

[viridimercenary]

"Doctor Doom? Who the hell is that? Here look!" Deathwish was getting a tad bit tired of this, however he reached up and quickly removed his mask, what stood under it would be what Doom WOULD look like if it wasn't for his disfigured face due to the mask that THIS doctor doom that she knew about had. "My name is Victor Von Doom, what do you want to See my passport to different countries too? Man I wouldn't have a good reason TO lie about my name"

".. Unless it was to get free food. But the fact is my name is Victor Von Doom"

[viridimercenary]

//I need to stop making accounts

totally working on a Gambit blog now

I'm not even mad Marvel Fandom, so far you've won 100% of me over. I was totally going to rp Hal Jordan's green lantern but noooooo

MARVEL pops up and steals me away

♥

[envy-the-sadistic]

Reblog if you want people to annoy the hell out of your muse.

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Uh, St. Patrick’s Day was last month, Wade…

[viridimercenary]

“Hah.. Oh man this is awkward” Victor shook his head slightly and placed a hand on the front of his face .”Yeah no, I’m not Wade, I’m Deathwish, but since you know Deadpool’s name then you must be cool with him” Grinning behind the mask, he added. “Name’s Victor Von Doom, I’m a mercenary, a hired gun if you will.”

Of course he doesn’t know that in most people’s eyes that name carries the large title of ‘Dr.Doom’.

What could he say? Deathwish was new here.

[fangedfirecracker]

“Vic—- Victor Von Doom?” There was a pause, she wasn’t sure if she should laugh or… “Okay, okay, you got me. That’s a good one. Nice one, dude.” She crossed her arms. “But no, if you aren’t Wade, who are you… Deathwish?”

[viridimercenary]

"Heynow woa now! That wasn't a joke girl. My name is Victor von Doom, I come from Latveria " Deathwish held up his hands slightly "I'm a merc for hire and well, a natural born badass. Why don't ya believe me?" Honestly he was probably just as confused as she was at this point.

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pretty-pink-tylee started following you!

"Hey there, what's your name?" He wasn't sure of her age hoenstly, the last person he called Kiddo ended up kicking him in the shin cause it was a midget. Note to self, Midgets hated being called kids.

"Name's deathwish, well at least, that's my 'merc name'."

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symbiotewithguns started fo-TOO MANY STALKERS!

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“If those are anything like those disgusting dollar store chips. No, not one bit” 

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“Just checking.”

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"Well gee I was being all kind and shit and you just piss in my fountain of joy." Deathwish scratched the back of his head "nice to meet ya Venom, anyway if ya need a merc just yell"

[viridimercenary]

//So I'm curious, who would like to see me rp this guy?

//Okay okay, not miles923's doom, but you get the point. Does the marvel fandom have room for another Doctor Doom? ♥

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symbiotewithguns started fo-TOO MANY STALKERS!

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“…”

Shit he found out

“So you’re like a kickass spidey! That’s.. Well kickass! We’re like gun buddies, hey what’s your favorite handgun?” Deathwish decided to now work up a conversation to the best of his ability.

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“…You eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?”

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"If those are anything like those disgusting dollar store chips. No, not one bit" 

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symbiotewithguns started fo-TOO MANY STALKERS!

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“Well that’s too bad because well, maybe it’s a bit one sided, but I think we’re pretty damn awesome!” He laughed a bit.

“Wait Venom? Isn’t venom like, a black blob of tentacles?”

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“I’m guessing you watch way too many japanese movies… I’m more like Spider-man, if he joined a swat team.”

[viridimercenary]

"..."

Shit he found out

"So you're like a kickass spidey! That's.. Well kickass! We're like gun buddies, hey what's your favorite handgun?" Deathwish decided to now work up a conversation to the best of his ability.

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symbiotewithguns started fo-TOO MANY STALKERS!

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“Hmnm. Nah! Why do YOU look like a black deadpool!-Er. Black me!? Wait. Is that a bit color-hate? I hope not, cause my name is Victor. Not Deadpool’s real name”

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“No, I’m Venom. No relation to Deadpool.”

[viridimercenary]

"Well that's too bad because well, maybe it's a bit one sided, but I think we're pretty damn awesome!" He laughed a bit.

"Wait Venom? Isn't venom like, a black blob of tentacles?"

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symbiotewithguns started fo-TOO MANY STALKERS!

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“Who me?! Oh! Pool, deadpool, right no. That ain’t me, I’m Deathwish, his brother from a different color spectrum” 

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“Uh-huuuuuuuh. Yeah, is this some kind of prank?”

[viridimercenary]

"Hmnm. Nah! Why do YOU look like a black deadpool!-Er. Black me!? Wait. Is that a bit color-hate? I hope not, cause my name is Victor. Not Deadpool's real name"