Take control of who you are

[puto1-blog]

do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just

[reactionpicarchive]

[depsidase]

[eldritchscholar]

#the wild hunt

[thatdisasterauthor]

Whatever this is, I want to participate.

[dinopant]

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

[dinopant]

A collection

[dinopant]

Further proof

[laughoutloud-club]

How do I keep F**king up

[dietaryfiber-deactivated2018092]

fyi the answer was 9 very strong toy cars

[thepuppyclub]

I’ll be honest…I don’t want a career. I don’t want to work. I want to be LEFT ALONE and paid for it. 

[zinogre]

gangnam style came on the radio again

[kawaiisquad]

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

[anxietyproblem]

[minty-mayhem]

I find it kinda funny

[jagarsjora]

I find it kinda sad

[otherwindow]

[elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241]

This is just Yzma and Kronk

[anonymoustypewriter]

Honestly, most games could be improved if the protagonists were removed and replaced with Yzma and Kronk

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mynowherenothing]

i want to be a vampire,,,not bc of the aesthetic but bc i could live a thousand years & major in so many subjects & just learn.

[lilttlekingtrashmouth]

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible.

And, as an example, he gave us this monstrosity:

And, what’s even worse— I fucking UNDERSTOOD IT. I had to EXPLAIN this to my fucking sociology class.

This is why we should never have let the millenials become teachers.

[awkward-tension]

God I wish that were me

[uncle-beanbag]

A thousand years from now people will find this symbol and be at a Loss as to it’s meaning.

[localpubliclibrary]

I’m literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔

[halles-comet]

every successive line in this scene knocks the wind out of you anew

[princesconsuela]

my two moods

[toastbutteregg]

this is the most adorable thing ever

[pinkmonkey21]

When people remember things about me that I don’t even remember…