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some of u should have an OnlyClowns account
what the fuck do you think a tumblr is
Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.
Dfgajagakala itās so you donāt get a UTI š
*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:
Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means weāre more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesnāt have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.
Which means if youāre exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isnāt actually sterile - thatās a myth - but youāre *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - thatās how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldnāt be there.)
Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc
So Iāve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.
If youāre one of the people saying āYou meant āwomenāā, fuck you. I meant āpeople who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereofā, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.
And you should pee afterward, so you donāt get a UTI.
Lmao! That last line! š
Keep this in mind if you recently started having sex again after vaginoplasty. It's a super important habit to get into. Especially if you weren't super careful about it preop.
I am pretty sure that you should pee after sex regardless of what kind of genitals you have.
If you can ejaculate it helps flush out semen which could also cause bacterial buildup.
It wasn't clear from the original post or additions that it's a good practice for everyone, so I wanted to add that
Everyone should piss. Now. No exceptions.
Plus, having a shortened urethra doesn't necessarily mean you have a vagina! Plenty of people with a urethral reroute that places their surgically-created meatus behind the balls, or anyone with an hypospadias that results in it being somewhere other than near the end of their glans, or anyone who had penectomy or partial penectomy which leaves the end of their urethra close to the pubis, or anyone who had colpectomy without urethral lengthening so their urethra is just alone on the surface, or metoidioplasty with UL so their urethra is longer but not much longer and also often has scar tissue that can hold pockets of bacteria...
But generally just yeah, everyone, go piss girl.
Also, if you are a person with a short urethra and don't have a lot of estrogen, because you're post-menopausal, have had your ovaries removed or are a trans person on testosterone you have a higher risk of so-called "genitourinary syndrome of menopause." While this is frequently lumped under the term "vaginal atrophy" it can also cause changes to the lower urinary tract that can make UTIs more likely.
People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.
Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilightās Strangers that live with me forever. again
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Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely
People on the internet say Chappell Roan is evil. I look into it, it turns out be bullshit. A few days later people again say Chappell Roan to s evil. I look into it and again it turns out to be bullshit. A few days later people are back at claiming Chappell is evil and this time they claim they say there is a pattern of behavior. But it's the same bullshit from previous times. And we learn nothing from this and the cycle continues.
It gets worse
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What video game will you defend forever?
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
Oh shit uhhhh
Oblivion.
Idk what criticism exists for the game, other than that weird take that itās āwokeā because the statues are fully clothed.
Theyāre statues dawg. Why are we focused on what statues wear?
99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.
you should have a rough outline of a plan for if any of your loved ones experiences psychosis, it really does happen a lot. UTIs can cause psychosis. taking drugs, even safe drugs, or prescription drugs, can cause psychosis. i was once prescribed a heavy regimen of vitamin D because i was deficient, but the doctor never told me to stop taking it, so i moved to california, stopped being deficient, and developed vitamin d toxicity with downstream hyperparathyroidism which triggered significant hypomania that was undetected and uncontrolled for yeeeeeeears. i just slowly got Weird and started making impulsive decisions based on slightly out-of-gamut beliefs. i drove cross country by myself to have a love affair. the love affair was real, the series of decisions leading to burning down my life in pursuit of it were based on not great brain function however. etc. you see what i mean. churchill mentioned depression being the "black dog who stalks us" (one reason for Churchgrim's multi-referential name) but theres another, stealthier dog called Insanity and it's closer to some people than others but man it sneaks up on you. every time i see one of those "guy gets weird and drives into the wilderness forever" missing persons stories i think "yeah i could totally pull that off"
"van gogh cut off his ear what a lunatic" you are 3 nights of bad sleep, getting unexpected upsetting news and taking a substance as benign as coffee at the wrong time away from doing the same hope this helps
^^ been there, not joking
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i do think both of these poems were massive turning points for me
Jesus at the Gay Bar by Jay Hulme // Transgender Jesus Poem by Lena Oleanderson
Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel
The supreme good is like water, which nourishes all things without trying to. It flows content through the low places that people disdain.
Thus, it is like the Dao.
-Lao Tzu, 4th century BC
Milk is cruel.
-tumblr user kitkat-245, 21st century AD
āAppeal to a wider audienceā is corporate lingo for āstrip more themes from a piece of media so itās safer and more sanitized for investorsā
I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one
me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:Ā
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: ādonāt put longer than 30 minutesā effort into a fetish jokeā. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or PokƩmon?
Iām so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but itās the bread
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD
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āWHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREADā
"Age in bio or i'll kill you"
You better pay close attention to the first one, and read it very carefully. I will quiz you on it later.
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Get rid of your fucking Ring cameras holy shit. That was one of the most chilling ads Iāve ever seen
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For anyone confused about why this "sweet ad" is actually evil:
ring is passing the surveillance they collect to ice
ring is using these ID features to search for/identify people that ice wants to deport/kidnap/disappear, & using it to spy on Americans in general.
This ad is the company's gross & sneaky attempt to appeal to humans' kindness [ I'll be helping people find their pets!" ]
They are trying to trick more people into buying this tool that will be used as surveillance on people living in the USA
AND~!!!
also probably trying to trick people into turning on features/settings that will make it easier for them to pass information to ice and other hostile governmental authorities