"Your Virtues,

Baked for your convenience" ~ The witches

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"Welcome."

"It seems I'm the one that's been subjected to this.... Please follow the rules.

1.) Respect others. Don't harass other cookies.

2.) Respect us. Don't harass us. ..Not that you'll listen to that.

3.) Don't send weird letters. They will be ignored. Don't waste your time."

*Weird: Explicitly NSFW, irl gore, realistically drawn gore. Remember there's a REAL PERSON running the blog, and I am not comfortable with these things. Suggestive asks and mild gore are fine - but just know posts that have asks with gore will be censored.

"..Oh yeah, and the trigger warnings for future events

- Suicidal ideation

- Attempted Suicide

- Gore

- Emotional Neglect

- Physical neglect

- Public execution

- Suggestive themes (mostly in the form of asks)

Things will be added to this list as I think more about it. When these things are explicitly shown, they will be tagged with these trigger warnings."

"Enjoy your stay, I guess."

Available Cookies:

-Sugar of Happiness

-Herald of Change

-Saint of Volition

-Fount of Knowledge

-Monarch of Magic Elder Faerie Cookie

Unavailable Cookie:

-Salt of Solidarity (Unmade Sprites)

(Mod Account: @inky2cu )

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fount can i have a little kissy pls i had a bad day

"....."

".. Fine. I suppose- But this does NOT mean I have a favorite cookie!"

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💓:....

💓...Im sending Timekeeper.

💓: If I cant show you that Shadow Milk Cookie is future you, THE KEEPER OF TIME PROBABLY WILL

💓: BUT ILL TRY ONE MORE TIME

💓: OKAY, is THIS familiar? READ ALL THE TEXT OUT LOUD

"Where.. Where did you get this?"

"That.. Is not me."

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Herald can I kiss you pls

"Huh-?"

"I.. Supposed so?"

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Chapter 1 fanfiction

Fountain ends up meeting the new classmates, herald of change

And this is the first time I'm seeing it. In this Trevor they kissed

And they had a kid

Spoiled cheese cookie

"Dear witches they've discovered fanfiction...."

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sugar of happines may have corrupted

"..Ah, what?"

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Hi herald of change! I’ve asked fount a lot of questions! Does he talk about me? Kidding kidding! Mostly does he? Highly maybe?

"He talks about all of you"

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Herald can I hug you?

"Of course!"

"I adore hugs! Be warned you might get burned though. My frosting and dough are quite hot!"

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is fount autistic?

"N-"

"Yes."

"I am not-"

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Just wanted to share a drawing of you, Fount! I like your outfit :] 🫶

Also, do you have a favourite treat? Maybe blueberries?

"Oh my-!"

"Goodness, thank you-! It's not often cookies gift me things like this..! I'm flattered-!"

"Favorite food..? Hm... Maybe Blueberry Smoothies? I know thats more of a 'drink' but.. It's basically food too-"

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fount i ate a brick.

What do i do now?

(This is a joke i obviously didnt actually eat a brick im just out of ideas)

"..Depends on how you ate it."

"If you ate it whole somehow, seek medical attention. If you ate it broken up.. Uh... Probably also seek medical attention? I think it would just be less of a severe case in that case.."

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Milk.. Mommy??..

"..Uh....."

"Is that.. Worse or better? It's still factually inaccurate, and I don't think it even works as a suggestive nickname."

"If a dough were to call me that, it'd be fine. But a grown cookie..? That's just.. weird...."

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17 ounce freshdough stirr fry

"That sounds gross."

"You're just.. Frying dough to eat. Not only is that cannibalism - its probably the worst type of cannibal you could be. If you're gonna eat an unbaked cookie, at least try to do something interesting with it. Or better yet - eat dough raw you coward."

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Sugar what is your opinion on the other virtues

"I quite enjoy most of them!"

"Hm.. I suppose I should go most to least favorite.."

"Herald of Change is such a sweetheart! I adore spending time with him, especially when hes in a positive mood! I do wish he would relax more though.. Still, it's no wonder mortals adore him!"

"Salt of Solidarity is a very uptight cookie - but I'll let you in on a little secret~ He's actually a HUGE softie under that armor! None of us virtues are really able to bring that part out of him, but he's very nice to be around when hes with his Knights! One of my favorite memories is when i got him to laugh once!"

"Saint of Volition is one of the kindest cookies I know! She's not a very energetic cookie, but - while I can't prove it yet - I'm fairly certain she's been leaving gifts around for the rest of us."

"Monarch of-.... Ahem, Elder Faerie Cookie is a nice cookie.. But he's pretty secretive and helt together. For a fae, he's oddly.. Serious? The trickd he plays arent really as fun as most fae either.. But when you need someone to keep their word or to talk to, he's the cookie!"

"..Even Fount of Knowledge is.. Enjoyable enough. Or.. Used to be? I don't really know how I feel on him. I know he hates me, but I honestly think he hates all of us- That's just speculation though. ..I mostly worry about him, but I don't really know how to talk to him."

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Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

Bark bark

bark bark bark bark

-Dog

"For the last time, you cannot eat the bone-"

"Despite what media will make you think, real bones are bad for animals. The bone shards can cause internal damage. You could also break teeth on the bone, or choke on it.. Overall a bad idea."

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Dark darker than dark dark urban dark, dark, dark, dark dark

"Uh....."

"What-?"

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Elder Faerie

What would you like us to call you? I just want to make sure that we address you properly :3

"Elder Faerie Cookie."

"I dislike the title 'Monarch of Magic'."