ThEy CaN't KiLl ME!

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@asknrpwebmaster

Felix intensely pointed to Webmaster and yelled “AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!”

Music starts playing the background.

[godsheritage-blog]

“WHAT. NO.” Squeaks and hides.

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“It’s probably gonna happen, maybe not 33, but 1 at the very least!”

[inboxstuff]

Your muse has found my muse’s diary!

Send me a symbol to read:

☆ - A raunchy diary entry about your muse.

♫ - An entry about old memory from my muse’s past.

☂ - An entry about a time your muse annoyed mine.

↖ - The diary entry from the day our muse’s met.

♥ - A diary entry about a crush my muse has.

♘ - Something my muse was embarrassed about.

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like for a starter with this asshole.

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☣

☣:how would my muse fare in the hunger games?

He would fall into a pit and die and/or get drowned by Squire and Motherboard.

Hunger Games Simulator is great isn’t it?

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✄

✄:what my muse would say to the mun if they had the opportunity

“Fuck you, you little shit, for giving me the most tragic back story you could think of, fuck you for making my life a literal hell, AND FUCK YOU FOR ACCEPTING THAT DUCK M!A!!”

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send me a symbol

웃: what my muse would leave to people in their will

♛: the pettiest thing my muse has ever done

★: five things most people don't know about my muse

☄: the last five Googles searches my muse made

✉: the last five text messages my muse sent

☢: how would my muse fare in a zombie apocalypse?

☣: how would my muse fare in the hunger games?

☠: how my muse would choose to die, if it were up to them

♂: three names my muse might name their son

♀: three names my muse might name their daughter

♫: my muse's five favorite songs

☤: the last time my muse went to the hospital and why

▽: the first job my muse ever had

☃: what my muse does when it snows

☎: the last person my muse made a phone call to and why

♠: the riskiest thing my muse has ever done

➹: what my muse would do on their 21st birthday if they had all the money in the world

☞: five things my muse is good at

☜: five things my muse sucks at

✄: what my muse would say to the mun if they had the opportunity

[dragonroleplaystarters]

Sass Starters!

“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” 

“Excuse you?” 

“I could do that, but “could” doesn’t mean would.” 

“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck I don’t give.” 

“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” 

“Let me tell you exactly where in hell you can go.” 

“Fill a cup with your tears so I can drink them. Gotta keep hydrated.” 

“I’m sorry, was I talking to you? The answer is no.” 

“You couldn’t train a rock, much less a pet.” 

“You couldn’t land a hit on a mountain.”

“Isn’t it past your bedtime, brat?” 

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“are they seriously fighting again!?”

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“my lord Viola, i’ve never seen you be this salty...” he said with grin as he watched.

[mew-cake]

okay but

what if they both lost control and everything went to hell

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“I’m always watching ... “

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“theres a whole lot of shit going on today! I’m gonna need some popcorn!”

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"Viola isn’t taking anyone’s shit today.”

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um I'm not sure because i was on my phone but did you ever get me M!A?

Anon, sorry for not responding earlier, I did get your M!A but I’m afraid I won’t be accepting it

you have no idea how much pain this caused without it even being activated, the angst murdered me.

I blame @blackrosemimi whole heartedly.

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how does it feel to be utterly alone?

“Not bad, I don’t have anyone to bother me ...” His thoughts and his words contradicted one another as he muttered under his breath “but its terrible, i have no one to talk to...”

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Why Did You Tell Flamey? Why Do You Help?

“None of your business...”

((this is extremely late response...)