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[vitaminctablet]

sometimes babygirl is a gumball machine

[vitaminctablet]

chat i have my actual a level exam tomorrow. for sociology. let me out of here rn

[lexierius11verse]

I'm going to make willy's hair red in my fic because hell yeah why not. redhead willy wonka please save me.

[anonymouslyyourssix]

the fact that willy almost always never stays a consistent character in any adaptation he's in is a concept so interesting to me...

[brenda-miller-forreal]

You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

[napoleanbonafarte]

I don't care who anyone is. I see a boop button, I'm fuckin smacking it

[will-ruadh]

[vitaminctablet]

id let roddy st james from flushed away do sick, twisted, obscene things to me.

[gorebonk]

I mean it genuinely and wholeheartedly when I say Frank N Furter is one of the most sexual beings in fiction

the hottest person ever wtf???

[vitaminctablet]

i want him so bad

[dramatic-dolphin]

just realized u guys don't even know the full extent of the hungarian "banned items in schools" list omg. they also banned several weapons, which is like. normal. but they NAMED the banned weapons one by one which immediately makes it hilarious.

from this month, you are forbidden from bringing the following things to school: any blade longer than 8cm. shuriken. butterfly knife. crossbow. regular bow. lead loaded stick. nunchaku. slingshot. and fuckign. harpoon gun.

WHO was bringing harpoon guns to school so much we needed to ban it?? why would anyone bring a crossbow to school. so many fascinating implications here. picturing a 3rd grader turned away at the school gates walking home dejectedly with a harpoon gun and several shuriken. why. they didn't even ban flails and sledgehammers, that's such an oversight.

[brainbaring]

So sick of this guy he think everything a fucking game(I'm incredibly jealous of this effortless wimsey and his joyous child-like nature)

[lexierius11verse]

the fact roald dahl said he wanted to make charlie and the chocolate factory a trilogy but never got to finish the third book is so.... sad... to... me... sad is an understatement

[vitaminctablet]

ugh i need to find that first chapter so bad. GOD.

[bebx]

[nap0litana]

THE SILLIES!!!!!

[heartshapesunglassess]

he's so lana del rey i need him so bad it's not even funny🧗🏻‍♀️ AHHHSHSHSHBHH

[vitaminctablet]

HELPPPPP WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM TUENING 18 NEXT YEAR GRRAAAARGGGHHHHHH WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN

[kaijuno]

[byteofsoup]

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry