Pilot Handler

Mechspoiltation is an art form, and my dumbass apparently was born for it.

[vitrasalmn]

Guy 1: "Hey a red bird is coming right at you?" Guy 2: "From where?" Guy 1: "uuuh... west!" Guy 2 gets smacked from the north Guy 2: "Ouch! Wtf??" Guy 1: "What? You know I suck at cardinal directions!"

[gingik]

a quiet boy that dissociates alot is a type of pokemon that evolves into a girl

[captainstoril]

Miku / Miku by Dijor98

[lilsammy89]

Submit to become a puppy, no more silly thoughts~

[jesy8106]

[samryx]

Dropping this Eleanor Nightingale in a suit💕

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[dummy-dot-exe]

東方Project!! by USA@USA37107692

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[infectiouspiss]

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

[infectiouspiss]

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

[totally-kasane-teto]

@ blueysart

[fates-wings]

Remember to bunny bunny stretch

[draconic-daughter]

Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.

[cryinganabell]

I hate anatomy

[pankendev]

my cock? completely soft sorry. like a small fuzzy animal in fact. it's asleep; you can pet it but be very gentle. see how it twitched? i think it's dreaming…

[pankendev]

my piece of shit penis threw up again

[m15chka]

Duviri Shepherdess prex card work in progress. This design is a work in progress.

Sorry for not posting much lately, but I am trying to get back to it, spinning many plates!

[lierabee]

@girlstinkgood

[katelyn-danger]

This looks like a porno mag for robotgirls

[virtualgirladvance]

"looks like" she says showing maybe the horniest cover ive seen since 80s computer manuals