[blond-shell]

not now sweetie mommy’s blogging about something that 5 people care about

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

[valtsv]

kitten i'll be honest daddy needs to learn how to have fun making art again or he's going to kill himself

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[guerrillatech]

[lacicapatrera]

Via @rajaeen1 in Instagram

if this isn't a great example I don't know what is

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[animentality]

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.