Viva K

I'm Kelsey and I have no idea what I'm doing. Too old for Tumblr. Too bored without it.

[morganapendragon]

Dear J. K. Rowling, please give me more of this dynamic in the next movie.

[bagginses]

“My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice”

[anditslove]

Everybody talks about wanting to change things and help and fix, but ultimately all you can do is fix yourself. And that’s a lot. Because if you can fix yourself, it has a ripple effect.

Rob Reiner (via anditslove)

[bellinquents]

Who run the world? Girls.

[drinksattheendoftheworld]

[vivakelsey]

this show 

[vivakelsey]

Quick face update. I still have awesome hair and amazing eyebrows -insert eyeroll roll- I also now have a permanent plus one that I refer to as my idiot, but others call him my fiancé. Looking at my old Tumblr posts, I OBV thought that was never gonna happen. But hey, everyone has their perfect idiot match out there.

[vivakelsey]

Hey y’all. I’ve been absent for a quick minute (if a minute was like two years). Maybe I’ll fall back into the Tumblr rabbit hole because I’m sick of reading all the funny Tumblr nonsense in Buzzfeed lists... or maybe I won’t. But for tonight, I’m learning just how out of the loop I am here.

[perrfectly]

Never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The sun doesn’t apologize for being the sun. The rain doesn’t say sorry for falling. Feelings just are.

Iain S. Thomas  (via perrfectly)

[psych-facts]

We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.

(via psych-facts)

[thedoctorofdistricttwelve]

I don’t understand how there’s no Black Widow movie. A little girl being taught to be a spy from childhood. Destroying her youth and innocence and learning to kill. Competing against 27 other girls to stay alive. Being pushed to the breaking point morally, physically, and emotionally. Seeing The Red Room forge her into a weapon. The beginning of her career - assassinating diplomats, manipulating prisoners of Russia, outsmarting SHIELD. Backstory to Drakov, Sal Paulo, the hospital fire, and Budapest. And then a rookie SHIELD agent has her in sight on his scopes. His finger is in the trigger, but he hesitates. She looks scared. She looks tired. She looks like a fighter. So, he brings her in, and takes her under his wing. From a child assassin to a Russian defector. And they could throw Bucky and Yelena in there, along with Clint and Fury, and maybe even a Peggy Carter/Dottie Underwood Red Room origin story.

Like, who heard that and went - ‘no, I’m gonna go with Spiderman for the third time, and this guy who can talk to ants’?!

[laramadelmesquite-deactivated20]

“Someone can be madly in love with you and still not be ready. They can love you in a way you have never been loved and still not join you on the bridge. And whatever their reasons you must leave. Because you never ever have to inspire anyone to meet you on the bridge. You never ever have to convince someone to do the work to be ready. There is more extraordinary love, more love that you have never seen, out here in this wide and wild universe. And there is the love that will be ready.” ― nayyirah waheed

[fassbedner]

[vivakelsey]

Q U E E N S » Elizabeth Olsen          Women’s sexuality is something that I’m obsessed with. I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blow jobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing. 

[paxamgays-deactivated20161003]

it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra

[refusingtosinkmyship]

If it were aimed toward women, it would be like “THIS BRA IS COMFY AS SHIT! YOU WON’T WANNA TAKE IT OFF. LOOK AT THE HIRED MALE ACTORS SWOONING OVER THE HIRED ACTRESS”

SOOOOLD

[hestiashotsauce-deactivated2022]

THIS BRA WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE CHRIS EVANS IS PERSONALLY HOLDING YOUR BREASTS 24/7. LOOK THIS SHIT COMES IN LIKE 78 DIFFERENT COLORS TO MATCH YOUR SKIN TONE OR YOUR CLOTHING OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT, YOU GOT OPTIONS! NO LACE WE CAN DO NO LACE THAT SHIT ITCHES. YOU WANT POLKADOTS FUCK YEAH POLKA DOTS! LOOK EACH CUP HAS POCKETS IN IT FUCKING HELL POCKETS IN YOUR BRA CALM THE FUCK DOWN WORLD LET ME TAKE THIS ALL IN. MACHINE WASHABLE FUCK YEAH THROW THIS SHIT IN YOUR WASHER, IT’S NOT GONNA TANGLE, IT’S MADE WITH ASGARDIAN BILGESNIPE TAIL HAIR IT’S INDESTRUCTABLE. THIS BRA’S GONNA BEEP IF IT DETECTS CANCER IN YOUR BOOBS THAT SHIT AIN’T RIGHT SO CHECK YOUR BOOBS PEOPLE. FUCK YEAH THIS BRA IS AMAZING. SCIENCE. 

[stileslydiamartinstilinski]

You had me at “this bra will make you feel like Chris Evans is personally holding your breasts 24/7”

[davidtennantgasm]

You had me at “pockets”

[buckienats-blog]

i pledge allegiance

to the butt

of captain america

[fofanna]

 Sylvia Plath. 1932-1963

 “I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I  want and live all the lives I want. I can never train myself in all the  skills I want. And why do I want? I want to live and feel all the shades,  tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in  life. And I am horribly limited.” 

[islamic-art-and-quotes]

Don’t think for a moment that any of it was random. There are no oversights with God. Only perfectly crafted chapters in each unique journey.

Yasmin Mogahed (via islamic-art-and-quotes)

[egg-tampon]

god I’m horny

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

“hello horny, im god”

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]