Kill My Mind

hi I'm Kenzi. she/her. I'm here to Express myself y'all.

[gotthemapfromme]

Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did

[1989deluxealbum]

The way "Electric Touch (featuring Fall Out Boy) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)" sounds like a Fall Out Boy song title anyway is just iconic

[fairycosmos]

im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn't escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind

[unrefinedmusings]

no, you wanna fix him. i wanna fix him a drink after he beats someone half to death. we’re not the same.

[meganwoods-author]

[horaitos]

being a fan of a character is sometimes “look at how complex he is. he’s so intricate and his story is so tragic and he’s so much more complicated than people give him credit for” and sometimes it’s like “haha look at this failure of a person. I wanna throw him off a cliff and see what happens”

[adonischildsupportcase]

Me steady working them fangas through the torrent of squirt

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[beggars-opera]

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

[beggars-opera]

But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago

[madtechnomage]

King Gilgamesh ruled in the 27th century BC and did not have his lover Enkidu die in epic poetry to have people act like being gay was invented 4500 years ago.

[zzoupz]

birds can be gay which means dinosaurs, do you see where I'm going with this.

[depsidase]

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[zoesupreme]

[egberts]

not the mean girls in the barbie trailer literally being the bratz ☠️☠️☠️

[naramdil]

i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it’s those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they’ll rot for it 

[autisticfandomgeek]

So, are you "chronically late" neurodivergent OR "overcompensates for the fact that I have no concept of time by being ridiculously early" neurodivergent?

[fortzancudo]

yes babe your player character looks gnc af now will you please roll initiative

[fortzancudo]

i’m gonna black out

[callmebliss]

Trans Witches are Witches: 69 items for $60.00

Trans Witches are Witches (Apprentice Edition): 66 items for $10.00

The main bundle has 69 (heh) games for $60. The sister bundle has 66 games for $10.

The sale runs Feb 10-24, 2023

[sesamie-moving]

hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?

[funkyness]

tumblr is the only website where users can inflict psychological torture on each other, my mutual just reblogged like 50 posts of sherlock gifs in a row. and im powerless to stop him. what can i possibly do, unfollow him? don't be ridiculous