Types Of People: Coffee ☕️
Black Coffee: straight up no bullshit approach to life, needs to get more sleep, knows how to deal with a crisis, probably the oldest child, Shane from the L Word, thinks that things shouldn’t have to be complicated, doesn’t express their feelings but does explain their boundaries and needs.
Iced Coffee: needs to cut back on the caffeine tbh, Gemini placements, thinks iced coffee counts as a meal, Gen Z vibes, always looking for something to do, vapes, fads are their jam, spends too much time on tik tok and knows the dances, either LGBT or a serious ally, pop music.
Mocha: has mastered the fine art of being childish and mature at the same time, collects cute pens, autumn vibes, may be an adult but still reads YA novels, soft hands, understanding smiles, gets upset if anyone dislikes them, unpainted nails, labradors, sends you goodnight texts/snaps.
Flat White: late nights browsing Wikipedia, constantly forgetting deadlines, minimalist fashion, definitely owns mom jeans or boyfriend jeans, Lo-fi playlists, likes group activities with friends like bowling or skating, gets up early cause they have to not cause they want to.
Caramel Latte: heart of gold, wholesome memes, Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds, hypes up their friends, says sorry too much, sees the best in people, wants to make the world a better place, sudden bursts of out of character emotions, passionate, hates rude people.
Macchiato: don’t mess with their schedule, likes old fashioned films, windswept hair, efficient dreamer, their bedroom looks like a furniture catalogue, yoga and meditation, believes in manifestation, voted most likely to own a small business, goes to farmers markets.
Cappuccino: did a lot of writing based subjects in school like ancient history and legal studies, cat person, probably owns Vinyls and/or CDs, good at keeping secrets, perfect eyeliner, resting bitch face, true crime podcasts, predominantly black wardrobe.
Irish Coffee: a mess, “for a pessimist I’m pretty optimistic”, high functioning depressed, Twin Peaks vibes, swears too much, unresolved trauma, the jaded cop character in crime thrillers, listens to some seriously unknown bands/artists, talks to their pet fish, all their plants die.
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