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✨ sam | 25 | they/them | chaotic good | bisexual menace✨ i love inigo fire emblem & i’m a big steely dan fan

[huustlecat]

hello hello i'm sam, welcome to my BLOG \( ^ ω ^ ) ♡

i am a 25 year old internet princess or something like that. this blog is mostly sfw but i reblog things that are suggestive/nsfw sometimes so this is an 18+ space :p

i normally post a lot about whatever i'm interested in at the moment, but u can expect to see steely dan, inigo fire emblem, furries, cute anime women (cough houshou marine cough), funnyposting, umm.. that's it i think. oh, and my blorbos and woobies besides inigo.

i'm also an artist but i rarely post art here, i post more to bluesky.

check out my strawpage while ur here ♡(^ ω ^)

common tags below the cut

#meow.txt - text posts

#i dont have an art tag - my art tag lol

#jams.mp3 - music

#kitty.png - selfies, very rare

#antique couch cushion - posts about inigo/laslow fe (his vest in fates is like the texture of an old couch cushion)

send me an ask if you need anything tagged, i don't usually tag stuff but will if asked :>

[illuthra]

is it too early for another xander? no? ok there was a joke that was supposed to go with this but too tired to effort the rest of it look i'm going off like 5 hrs of collective sleep across 3 days rn let me believe marx is exhausted and in his 30s as a treat

[huustlecat]

i need to make a xander tag but i feel like nothing i come up with will be as good as my laslow tag </3 ahhghhhhhhh

[mothman1930]

Fire emblem x pokemon

[mothman1930]

Never finished it, but may redraw it(maybe...)

[closetcoffincasket]

I like Xander even if I don't like FE anymore

[milk5]

FromSoftware has confirmed that the development of Royal Scam Online has been permanently suspended.

[huustlecat]

waiting for something bisexual to happen

[huustlecat]

ohhh pol my pol i love you foreverrrrr

[wappyyy]

Visit Original Link

Ladies and gentleman,official french Polnareff (OAV SC)

[milky-polnareff]

[schakira]

Monsieur Joestar et consorts, je vous souhaite le bonjour. Je m’appelle Jean-Pierre Polnareff. Les amateurs de poulets grillés et de chicken wings peuvent se mettre à taaable OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA oH la belle rouge, t’as rien d’autre en stock? messieurs, vous m’gonflez, je vais aux chiottes. wooooow ça sent les fleurs! - oh oui tu es beau même dans les pays pauvres.t’as raison ma vieille, on me retient pas. bonjour chez voooous. j’en n’ai rien à secouer de ta vie si tu savais. eh mais tu me SAOULES avec ton truc. écoutez les filles, on assez perdu de temps ici. AH un indigène. on vous dérange sans doute pendant la sieste excusez-MOAAAAHHGGSFD Eh dis donc, mamie, heureusement qu’on n’a pas de bagages! Parce que si t’avais dû les porter t’aurais disparu en-dessous! EUHEUHAHAH ALLEZ LES GARS! En fait euh je suis de passage. Si vous le voulez, je pensais que tout les deux on aurait pu tout les deux essayer d’être de passage aussi vousvoyezcequejeveuxdire ehehe OH les majorettes auraient quand même pas monté dans ce truc là MAIS COMMENT VOULEZ-VOUS QUE CE MACHIN DEVIENNE UN ALLIÉ ALORS HEIN?????? MAIS T’ES PAS MALADE?? cette GOURDE a gobé la tête du pilote comme si c’était un sushi au conCOMBRE. c’est dingue ça t’as vraiment pas de race euhvitekakyoinilaeukakyoin uuhnrnrnrnr je finis toujours par me faire serrer aux chiottes.LA FAMILLE JOJO! POURQUOI VOUS M’AVEZ RIEN DIT? COMME çA çA ME FAIT FLIPPER /Bon polnareff tu vas te calmer oui? UHRN

[a-n-i-m-a-t-i-o-n]

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[threedollarsdotcom]

at the confessional booth throwing darts at the priest thru the screen

[penworthy]

Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Send all of the data you hacve

[beadyeyes]

4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[temporalreverie]

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[temporalreverie]

Alright since a lot of ppl seem really confused I wanted to answer a question I saw in the tags

....hi 👋

[kittiescatlover]

A kitty is an sweetangel and Naughty demons