archibald’s next big thing starters
“am i starring in my own nightmare?”
“i’m at the stadium, and i may or may not have been an accessory to a crime.”
“i am not scared. my face is just really cold.”
“how about a supportive hug?”
“it was a sunny saturday morning, also known as cereal’s time to shine.”
“i don’t know if i can retrieve it, but maybe i can get it.”
“hello, mr, bowl. you want some stew?”
“looks scary. ready when you are.”
“my butt touched a monster!”
“that’s kind of expensive. can i pay with hugs?”
“well, if we’ve got a second, i could use a little dance.”
“this atrocity is where we all hang out.”
“would you do it for a cookie?”
“ugh. it smells like someone made an uh-oh in here.”
“this song’s my jam! wahoo! yeah!”
“i forgot everything you asked for, so i got ten pounds of marshmallows just to be safe.”
“JIMINY GIBLETS! WHAT IS THAT?”
“our lives would be so much better and i wouldn’t have to bother you all the time, right?”
“it combines two of my favorite things: beaches and potatoes.”
“but have you seen a door that looks like a door, acts like a door, and is a door?”
“follow these rules and soon you will fit in with other rich snobs.”
“phew! i thought there was an angry mob at my door.”
“and also i’m afraid of anyone who wears socks with sandals.”
“the sweet smell of success. no, that’s just salad dressing.”
“oh, never mind. it’s a talking bush.”
“i don’t have money, but i got plenty of hugs.”
“when in doubt, toss it out.”
“is this the toast 9000 with bagel warmer settings?”
“it might be the altitude sickness talking, but this looks like a postcard.”
“i get sleepy when i eat, too, but maybe now’s not the time to nap. there’s a monster out there.”
“you must sit with your eyes, not your bottom!”
“solid name. sounds like a warrior.”
“chores are a thing of the past, thanks to my homemade roombot.”
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