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Nearly got into what would have been a horrific accident tonight. SUV ran a red light going at least 60 and missed my car by about three feet. I'm a little rattled.
This time this commissions will help me to buy Pash’s food and pay for her surgery (the credit card could effort it but not mu budget D;
I have to pay 430 dls to complete the bill I have part of this coverted but my worry comes when I think about, what is Pash going to eat? She needs very soft food because she fractured her jawbone in 4 pieces, she needs to try not to move her jaw too much.
Please commission me, help me to keep Pash safe and recover her health. Or if you want to make a donation, this is my Paypal: [email protected]
^ adoreable friend is in need of help. Whichever funds you have throw it right at her and recieve a stylized picture in return! awesome art where the funds goes to feed my little nephew - whats not to love???
Pash needs another surgery. I’ll have to earn more money than what I was expecting please, help me to save my baby. Reblog
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Send any of these to me at your leisure and I will write it— Please be specific to who is going to be doing what.
Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason. Headache: How my character will take care of yours when they have a headache Expecting: Our characters find out they are expecting a child together. Milkshake: Our characters will have to split a milkshake. Coffee: My character will be hyped up on coffee and pester yours. Mistletoe: Our characters will share a kiss under the mistletoe. Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave. Spectre: My character will be visited by your character’s ghost or vice versa. Bleed: My character will injure your character. Dream: My character will have a dream about your character. Letters: Our characters will write letters to one another. Nightmare: One of our characters will have a nightmare. Holiday: Our characters will spend a holiday together. Apologize: My character will apologize to yours. Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn’t.
Angst of Hell
O Romeo: I will write my character missing/looking for yours. O Juliet: I will write about my character’s feelings for yours. O Macbeth: I will write about how my character kills yours. O Hero: I will write about my character mourning yours. O Puck: I will write about my character pranking yours. O Titiana: I will write about our characters sharing a night in bed or sharing a kiss. Specify. O Oberon: I’ll write about my character getting angry at yours over something they did. Regrets: I’ll write a drabble about my character having regrets about yours. Heaven: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to heaven. Hell: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to hell. Purgatory: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to purgatory. Time: I’ll write a drabble about our characters doing to a different time/dimension. specify.
Will you…?—
Amuse Me: I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer yours up. Accept me: I will write a drabble about my character accepting yours or vice versa. /Or both to accept one another/ Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters. Befriend Me: I wil write a drabble about our characters meeting for the first time in an AU. Call Me: I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.] Comfort Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character comforting yours- vise versa. Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours. Dominate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character dominating yours. Or vise versa. Enamor Me: I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.] Embarrass Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saying or doing something embarrassing to himself or to your character. Fight Me: I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours. Forgive me: I will write a drabble about my character forgiving yours or vise versa. Get Me: I will write a drabble about my character saving yours. Humor Me: I’ll write a funny drabble about our characters. Hustle Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters hustling. Humiliate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character doing something humiliating to yours. Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.] Hunt with me: I’ll write a drabble about your character and mine on a hunt together. Invite Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.] Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours. Love Me: I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters. Mourn Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death. Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours. Offer Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift. Paint Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.] Quiet Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.] Remember Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.] Raise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character resurrecting yours. Vise versa. Reunite Me: I’ll write a drabble of our characters reuniting together. Shag Me: I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters. Surprise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character surprising yours. Vise versa. Save Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saving yours or vise versa. Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa. Tell Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.] Text me: I’ll write a drabble about my character texting yours or your character texting mine. Trick Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character tricking your character. Unbind Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.] Value Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them. Wed Me: I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.] X Me: I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.] Yahoo Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.] Zip Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]
NSFW-ish Drabbles.
Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa. Take Me: my character will kidnap yours. Leave Me: my character will leave your character behind. Deny Me: my character will either deny your character’s advances or deny them a ’ happy ending’. Grope Me: my character will grope yours. Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner. Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character. Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner. Please Me: my character will do anything to please yours. Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body. Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun. Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally. Greet Me: My character will greet yours, either at the door, at work, or somewhere else. Own me: My character owns your character. Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger. specify. Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason. Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason. Give Me: my character will give yours a gift. Tickle Me: my character will tickle yours ruthlessly.
Starts With a Single Word Drabbles.
Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s house for the night, or vise versa. Specify. (you can add any other special things that could happen!) Drink: My character will call, text, or show up at your character’s house drunk. Specify which of the three. Heal: My character will tend to your character’s wounds, or be at their side when they’re sick. Confess: My character will speak their true feelings about your character. (or about a topic. you may choose.) Death: My character’s reaction to your character dying. Time: My character is running late! They are supposed to meet your character at ___________ (fill in the blank) or vise versa. Specify. Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm. Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify. Dream: My character wakes up in the middle of the night because of a dream with your character in it. Run!: My character is chasing your character (or vise versa) OR both characters are being chased by ___________ (fill in the blank). Rivalry: I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other. Revenge: My character will get revenge on yours. Jealousy: My character gets jealous over yours. Hallucinations: My character will have hallucinations about your character. Candle: Our characters spending time together by candle light. Obsession: I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa. Thief: My/your character has stolen something from yours/mine and plans to escape with said item. (Be specific on who gets which role) Healer: My/your character helping your/my character when they are hurt/sick. (Be specific on who gets which role, and whether the pain is physical, emotional, or just having to catch a fever) Sky: Our characters are stargazing. Seer: An event with our characters in the past or future. Help: My character requests help from your character (be something silly or serious, you may decide.) Gift: My character gives your character something special. Or vise versa. Specify. I Do: I will write our characters as a married couple. Broken: I’ll write our characters breaking up or in an angsty scene. Spell: I’ll write my character putting a spell on yours. Or being under a spell/curse.
Random Drabbles.
Joke: My character pulling a prank on yours. School: How our characters live through a school day. Specify class if needed. Song: My charcter singing a song to yours, or vice versa. Gloves: How my charcter deals with news from yours, Specify news, etc. Snow flake: Our characters in the cold together.
Will you Mourn…?
Rain — I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain. Kill — I’ll write a angst drabble of my character violently killing yours. Love — I’ll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours. Lust — I’ll write a drabble of our characters making love together. Date — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours out on a date. Defend — I’ll write a drabble of my character protecting yours. Fight — I’ll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours. Death — I’ll write a drabble of my character with yours on their deathbed. Mourn — I’ll write a drabble of my character mourning yours. Pet — I’ll write a drabble of my character buying yours a pet. (specify what kind.) Wash — I’ll write a drabble of our characters showering/bathing together. Pool — I’ll write a drabble of our characters swimming together. Beach — I’ll write a drabble of out characters at the beach together. Sing — I’ll write a drabble of my character singing to yours. Snow — I’ll write a drabble of our characters building a snowman together. Game — I’ll write a drabble of my character playing videogames with yours. Movie — I’ll write a drabble of our characters watching a movie together. Shop — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours shopping. Cook — I’ll write a drabble of our characters cooking together. Sleep — I’ll write a drabble of my character snuggling in bed with yours.
Some More…
Traumatic: I’ll write my or your characters going through a traumatic experience. Murder: I’ll write my character killing yours or vice vesra. Home: I’ll write our characters living together. Scars: I’ll write your character touching my character’s scars or vice versa Sketching: I’ll write your character drawing mine or vice versa Warmth: I’ll write our characters getting warm. Solace: I’ll write my character comforting yours or vice versa Drink: I’ll write our characters drinking together Game: I’ll write our characters playing a game. Love: I’ll write our character’s falling in love. Death: I’ll write our character’s mourning over each other. Hate: I’ll write our character’s hating each other. Seduce: I’ll write my character trying to seduce yours or vice versa Old: I’ll write our characters growing old together Song: I’ll write our character’s singing or playing a musical instruments. Child: I’ll write our characters raising a child. Poem: I’ll write my character speaking a poem to yours or vice versa Insane: I’ll write my character is insane inside asylum and yours is the doctor, vice versa
Our Relationship is more than a…
Rivalry — I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other. Obsession — I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa. Proposal — My character proposes to your character. Vise versa. Celebration — Our characters celebrate together. Or have a party. Secret — My character tells your character a secret. Promise — My character makes a promise to your character.
Spending Holidays Together…
Pumpkin: Your character and mine doing some halloween decorating Trick: Your character and mine being sneaky together Treat: Your character and mine being sweet to one another Costume: Your character or mine, dressing up for the other Candy Corn: Your character or mine being cheesy to the other Treat Bag: My character sharing something with yours Leaves: Your character or mine clearing the air about something. Stars: Our characters under the stars together Snow: Our characters in the cold together Scarf: Your character or Mine borrowing/stealing clothes from the other Hot Cocoa: Our characters enjoying a hot moment together. Candles: Our characters enjoying a moment by candlelight Gift: Your character or mine, surprising the other with a present Bows: Your character or mine, dressing/undressing the other Peppermint: Your character or mine, sharing a sweet secret with the other.
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Do I have any Star Wars fans following me? Anyone who'd be interesting in a Star Wars books-verse (Legends/Expanded Universe) rp?
Dear Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter "skeptics": Please leave Oscar Isaac/Poe Dameron alone. You come into the Star Wars fandom with your crap, we will feed you to a rancor.
@ porn blogs who keep following me
I keep being followed by lesbian porn blogs. I'm an RP blog. I do occasionally post shirtless pics of Luke Evans, but he's the wrong gender and orientation to be into that stuff. WTF?
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Stupid kidney infection.
preach, they don't understand very much about a lot of things, PR being one of them. Word to everything you said about Bc/JD/GM. They really are awful at their big ideas of what BC should do to dress better, look better, act better, roles he should take, things he should do, really sword fighting? Jack Sparrow is no longer the big crowd pleaser it was when it started. Or it goes back to the sewer club's only rule All things bc=bad. Anything positive is fake, a lie, brought and paid for, PR, etc.
*sigh*
... I love Jack Sparrow. I will always love Jack Sparrow. But that is not what the interview was about by a longshot. The only mention re: Jack was his charity-ish appearances. Why on earth would they have a sword fight??
P.S. She seems awful, in the sense that she seems to be very conceited and with little reason except that which is brought by unexamined privilege. She’s been very lucky to have gotten as far as she has with as little talent as she has, but if she has any self-awareness, what fame she’s gotten must ring hollow even to her.
I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt in the beginning – was super excited to see her work after reading those “Meet Benedict Cumberbatch’s fiancée!” articles. And then, after seeing her ‘work’, I was super disappointed.
I never saw hate btwn them, but a grudging acceptance is a great way to put it! To me, they still act like they’re costars in a movie instead of a married couple. And I do see conceit and shallowness from her, mostly from her interviews and the article she ‘wrote’ for the Guardian.
She may be too deep into her narcissism to see how empty her fame is – Opening Night of Hamlet and she walks in front of Ben, smiling at the cameras as if they are there for her. Then getting on the cover of the DM, for showing up at the Press Night for Ben’s show. And then that ridiculous puff piece from her ‘One Night Only Shopping Event’ Charity attendance.
But none of it is for her work. She did two projects this year and no one is talking about them anymore, while peeps still talk about Hamlet. Hardly anyone talked about them while she was promoting them. She’s just Benedict Cumberbatch’s wife, hardly anyone sees her as special – except the DM, and that says even more.
But she was able to float through life with the help of her parents and friends funding her ‘hobbies’, got a couple of artist residencies with the help of her ex, and now her name is a hashtag bcuz of who she married. Sad that none of it is for her work or artistry. She never had fans before the engagement.
Oh yeah, plus she’s white, from a well-connected and well-off family, and really had her foot in the door bcuz of that small, type casted role in Vanity Fair. She just held on to what that role opened for her – being one level above a socialite at posh parties.
She wasn’t discriminated against for being a woman, cuz the theater community is pretty open like that. So the jobs she got (which were few and far btwn) had to have happened thru connections and not by her reputation. I don’t think she’s worked outside the Entertainment Industry before her fame – like Ben, working as a waiter and a counter clerk at a perfume shop.
Added note: I asked an Acting teacher, who mostly does theater – directors never bow. Only talent. Directors don’t bow, not in fringe theater and not even in the UK.
I mention it as we are discussing why we think SH is conceited…she didn’t bow at the end of Phaedra, but she did for TotS, twice. And going from the pics, she barely did anything – but still thought she deserved to bow. Her smile when seeing all those ppl clap, more prouder than when she stands next to Ben. And I have a bad feeling she thought she was the one who deserved the applause and praise, when it was the Orchestra that ppl gushed about.
I’m really asking this not looking for a fight because I can’t wrap my head around it and it goes against everything I ever saw at the theater - if your acting teacher said directors never take bow, how do you explain this, this, this, this, this, this?
All are examples of directors (and various creative staff) taking bows, both in the UK and in the US. And these are just the first ones I found after googling “theater directors taking a bow”.
It’s just not common practice nor is it expected. Maybe for a last show, but seriously – it’s not common for the ppl behind the scenes to take a bow.
I’ve found a couple of pics of directors bowing as well – but those ppl used to be actors, they were famous for something else.
So for all we know, those examples you named prolly did it for conceited reasons as well. *shrugs*
Directors taking a bow goes against what I’ve seen in theater, and I’m not the only one.
How about you ask a Theater teacher yourself?
Cuz that’s what I did, instead of going by only Google. I asked a trained professional who has traveled in the U.S., Asia, and Europe. And that’s what she told me.
Just six examples?
I have a feeling you are being deliberately obtuse - yes, only six examples, because as I have already said, they were the first I could find and I have no intention to link hundreds of bowing directors because it’s pointless for the discussion.
I will not ask a theater teacher myself for two reasons. First, I don’t have one nor do I wish to have one. Second, why shouldn’t I google for the answers I’m looking for? That is the skeptics main weapon of choice. And you certainly do not go around consulting with midwives, doctors, fashion designers, accountants, psychologist and so on before you reach the majority of your conclusions about SH and BC. Don’t I have the same courtesy?
And what do you mean by “So for all we know, those examples you named prolly did it for conceited reasons as well.”? You didn’t even click on the links I gave you and straight up concluded those directors used to be actors and their taking a bow is done out of conceited reasons?
The directors in question are Yael Farber, Julie Taymor, Casey Nicholaw, Scott Ellis, Greg Danakas and Bartlett Sher - none of them were ever actors and whatever amount of fame they have to their name comes solely from their directorial work. They were never famous for anything else.
To claim that those people bow out of conceited reasons is not only disrespectful to them, but also to the audience that calls them to the stage.
Been to shows where directors took a bow and shows where they didn’t. Twerkdabatch will never admit that she is wrong, but she is wrong and has had her ass tidily handed to her.
^see! Another person talking like they know things for sure, too. And apparently another one that gets horny from ‘skeptics being wrong’.
I’ve been to shows where the directors don’t bow. Never seen one where it happens. I’ve seen a couple of pics before Magenta sent me links.
Seems like those directors are pretty famous, tho, so no surprise that the leads would bring them up on stage.
You really need to learn when to backpedal and when to admit that you got something wrong. Waffling on like you’re doing in this thread is doing little to support your credibility. You stated directors never bow. That is quite solid stance to take. But you were proven wrong.
Do yourself a favour and admit that. It won’t hurt, all you have to say is ‘my bad, I was wrong.’ You’ll have a lot more credibility if you do, otherwise you’ll just end up looking like Gatorfisch - a complete joke.
Yay! Shitty’s here to talk to me too! Wooo! I feel so sexy now. ❤️🌹
Thanks for contributing, Shitty! Hope you have a fun day hating ppl.
Pot calling kettle black…
Speaking as someone who has worked professionally in theatre, directors do, too, bow if they feel like it. It isn't "rare" and it certainly isn't conceit. It's a personal choice. Good heavens. I've seen scads of directors come out and bow. With my very own eyes! Stage managers don't. Stage hands don't. The sound and lighting guys don't. But directors can and do.
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Doesn’t Graham know his stuff?
I laughed out loud when Graham said that!
So did I!
An entire future lifetime of playing Yellow Car is ahead of you.
Lol! I’m still unaware of the significance of the lemon, I guess that will become apparent in due time. I had a good old chuckle at Simon Says tonight.
My brother and I play Yellow Car. We've even got our parents doing it now.
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Hiatus
Sorry I’m such a terrible rp partner. I have the attention span of a goldfish sometimes, and I can pretty much focus on one writing project at a time. Right now, I’m writing for the first time in about ten months, really writing, and I need to focus on that because I don’t want it to go away. So I’m putting Vlad here on hiatus for a while. I’ll still be around, I just can’t divide my writing attention. I’ve tried. It doesn’t turn out well. I’m sorry.
Sent anon ask to Annashipper about Jamie Dornan's pap walk in the Fail today. Cookie me up if she posts it, please. Cumbercookies, enough for everyone, it's been a good week.
I’m sorry anon. I’ve been holding to your ask all day. She seems to have conveniently “misplaced” your ask. What a surprise… *snorts*
Have a cookie anyway, we are nothing but generous, here in our tiny place in Spain.
*elbows the Queen to reach into the cupboard*
*grabs box of cookies and a bottle of scotch from Johnny’s hands*
*accidentally kneads Graham in the groin while pulling out of the cupboard*
*trips over James piano*
*falls into a pile of plush toys from Hamley’s*
*mentally thanks the Gods because Hamley’s didn’t send Legos instead*
Whew! We definitely need more room around here! Here you go, anon:
(Oops, looks like Johnny was really working on them. Sorry!)
Dammit Johnny! I just baked those!
You lot are just cracking me up!