Vlad Volkov Official Page

Vlad Volkov. Secret Agent at Sov Oil. Love my mom, yoga & maracas. 25 y.o./180 cm/20 cm (I was told) Don't send asks without providing your ID first.

[vladvolkovofficial]

I know you're into hobbyhorsing, so I have a gift for you. Because you're a wonderful bebe and deserve an accessory as magical as you are.

Love, mama.

P.S.: Pls, don't use it on people.

Wrong inbox, I'm afraid.

[olath124]

Someone is a bit of a chicken and is scared that Tumblr won't appreciate this masterpiece. So they asked me to publish it instead.

Sooooo, just to clear the air, I haven't made this Louvre-level masterpiece. @blackrevell did.

Am I clear? @blackrevell did.

It's Tumblr, rev, for duck's sake. The bottom of the internet.

I didn't even make Mr. Banana man, to be clear. @ouroboros-hideout did.

The banana loving lady is mine, that's my only fault.

[vladvolkovofficial]

Exquisite!. Such an act of cowardice for the British not to steal this into their museum chambers though.

[ouroboros-hideout]

wher is my strundel?.

Here you go, comrade.

[vladvolkovofficial]

Warum are you not arbeiten now? If your Bürozeit is over, it doesn't bedeuten that you can't arbeiten. Keine Steuern, keine Bling Bling.

[ouroboros-hideout]

wher is my strundel?.

Here you go, comrade.

[vladvolkovofficial]

Rude.

[vladvolkovofficial]

25 yo my ass.

And ditch the filters, it's embarrassing.

No filters. It's the majesty of good genes and drinking plenty of water with gelatin snacks.

[olath124]

Greetings. I've been informed through my sources that you're feeling, uh, "mopey". Whatever it means in that commoner European language, I'd like to express my gratitude for the love you've graced me with, even if my outstanding charisma makes it an easy task for most. I'm wishing you all the best, and what is best if it is not me?.

Wtf...

[vladvolkovofficial]

Divine.

[vladvolkovofficial]

Um. Hello.