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My most deranged headcanon is that daddy kogane would say something different every single time Keith asked what happened to his mom
non-exhaustive list of answers
scorpion got her :(
heatstroke whoopsies
car accident
spontaneous combustion
mauled by a bear
assassinated by the government
became a mormon
fell into a woodchipper
choked on a peanut
tripped and fell off the roof
kicked by a kangaroo
drowned in the bathtub
swarmed by bees
pissed off a biker
fell into a hole
became allergic to sand
tripped into a cactus
sucked up by a tornado
struck by lightning
quicksand
became a statue
drowned in the sewer
I get mean when I'm nervous like a bad dog
𓃥 𓃦 𓃥
plain vers under the cut
I think that Keith can drive but driver's ED pisses him off so badly that he doesn't have his license. I can imagine him at 16 going, "They think I'm stupid or something! Shiro, do you know how many times they've told me to wear my seatbelt?" ,and, "I get it! Teens are most likely to get into crashes! I don't need to be constantly reminded that I'm most likely to die in a crash!"
After Voltron, it would be worse. He'd say things like, "What? So I can fly a GIANT SPACE LION MECH but I can't drive a CAR? Come on!", and, "Saving the world doesn't qualify me to get an exception? Seriously?"
I think this whole situation drives him crazy.
everyone in team voltron scared to come out meanwhile their leader is gay, lance is bisexual, keith is gay AND pathetic, pidge is nonbinary, hunk is pansexual, coran is homotron 3000, and allura's a comphet lesbian
Lighthouse AU
For my Voltron Lighthouse AU, I am trying to combine my love and adoration for lighthouses with a canonverse based Voltron. In order to do this, I created the Universal Black Hole Light House Association (UBHLHA).
These lighthouses are to warn people about different black holes in the universe, and also will help those stranded nearby. Because of their specialty, the Galra Empire tend to leave them alone as a more neutral party. They will help anyone in need, but tend to try and get more important political figures out of there ASAP.
The lighthouse keepers are in a similar situation to Nurse Joy from Pokémon, where they all look the same and have the same name in each lighthouse location.
I have named them Wickie, a keeper nickname which comes from the time when lighthouses were lit by candle power. The keepers would have to "trim the wick" each night in order to keep the candle burning optimally, in both brightness and so that it wouldn't burn too quickly.
Wickie basically found Keith stranded by himself, no ship in signt (whole mishap on a Blade mission) and took him in. Since there is not a spaceship in the lighthouse suited for long-distance, Keith has been working as the assistant keeper for a little bit now. Only until he can join someone else to get back to the Blade. He will probably just wait for the next supply ship.
Anyways you can see the au here
Consider: Keith who's not so much a student of the Garrison but and unknowing prisoner. The Garrison does blood work whe Keith first arrives, like they do with everyone, find out somethings different about Keith, match it to the Galra bodies they found after the Krolia incidents, realise they found the Galra bodie and tech near Keith's family's old shack, put things together. They realise Keith doesn't know. It's a great chance to watch him, to study him and compare him to human children. They put Shiro in charge of him, as the one who found him. Everyone assumes the reason he's never exelled is because of Shiro, and because he's the best pilot, even Keith. When Shiro disappears and Keith snaps, he's not expelled, but locked up. He's only allowed out to attend classes escorted by armed guard constantly, dragged away if he causes trouble and locked up until he complies. The Garrison decided that his kind clearly form strong instinctual bonds and he's lost the one person who can control him. They try Adam but Keith is too hurt by it all now. Everyone assumes the only reason Keith hasn't been expelled now is because of his skill, the Garrison would rather keep him guarded than lose him. Anyone else would be expelled. Keith wishes they would. When Shiro crash lands, Keith is brought to him straight away, hoping to get him back under control, entirely unaware that a trio of cadets are on the ridge above and their systems are being hacked.
Cannot believe how many notes this got when it was basically me just word vomitting thoughts on how to keep Keith at the Garrison for my Altean!Keith au through the lense of canon. I'm glad everyone loves Keith suffering and the Garrison being awful.
Maturing is going from "Oh my god, Shiro is 25?!" to "Oh my god, Shiro is (only) 25..."
CALL YOUR SENATORS!!!
nothing much, just keith being an anarchist
In my head canon Krolia unofficially adopted Acxa and Romelle and they all like going out to dinner at shitty fast food places and seeing what Earth has to offer
Also, YES… Voltron in 2026. I’m hearing whispers of a vld resurgence
ICE is coming to a city near you: things you should know from a tumblrina on the ground in the twin cities
i know i am usually pretty hehe haha on this app and here to generally mess around and have fun about television however, the circumstances of the last few weeks in my city and state have been truly so dire that it feels impossible to even pretend like that is an option right now. and i like to help so here is what i know:
yesterday, january 12th, border patrol commander greg bovino gave a very weird interview to the minnesota CBS affiliate WCCO, in which he lied repeatedly but importantly noted that once they "[get] bad things off the streets, we're off to the next city." we have seen increased immigration enforcement since day 1 of the new trump administration with many cities pushing back against operations already but, as what has been highly reported, nothing as large as the scale of the current operation in MN. plus with the pushback they have received here, these freak individuals will certainly have new motivation to incite violence wherever they go. use this as a little cheat sheet to prepare yourself for when it is your turn or, to jump in to the action rn and help out our immigrant communities in MN.
WHAT MN IS DOING TO PROTECT OUR NEIGHBORS
following ICE vehicles, observing their arrests and interactions with the public <- this is obviously not without risk. many people are being harassed, physically injured, tear gassed & pepper sprayed, arrested, and as we know, killed when doing this. however, it is still the most useful tactic in intervening with these operations.
donating, collecting, and distributing food & household necessities for vulnerable families so they don't have to leave their home. there are some incredible operations going on in the twin cities and the surrounding suburbs in order to get this done. if you want to help minnesotans i'd recommend looking into the work of places like smitten kitten, wrecktangle pizza, the immigrant defense network, MIRAC, and MN ice watch. if i were in a vulnerable city (aka blue state) i'd start thinking about groups, organizations, churches etc in your area that could run similar networks and prepare stockpiling donations.
businesses are operating with reduced (or even fully closed) hours to protect patrons and staff. many have signs in their storefront windows indicating that ICE can not enter. the one i linked is from etsy however organizations in your area will likely have them for free.
finding out which hotels (usually near a major airport) agents are staying at and protesting all night long being loud as fuck. + boycotting these hotels in the future
3D printing whistles! using these whistles in order to alert when ICE is near.
building online networks and systems to notify of ICE's whereabouts. NOTE! ICE is using cell phone location data to track & identify people!!!! use your best judgment, be smart, & turn your location OFF!
notes for VULNERABLE/UNDOCUMENTED PEOPLE and their families
get an action plan in place. i know it sucks to talk and think about. i know it is unfair but figure out worst case scenarios and what to do in them. even if you've been here for decades and have felt relatively safe in that time, i do suggest communicating with family and making a plan regardless.
for PROTECTING MINORS: in minnesota we have something called a delegation of parental authority (DOPA). this is a notarized legal document that delegates the authority and care of minor for one year if their parent or legal guardian can not. i would highly suggest looking into the steps of declaring parental authority in your own state and starting the process asap. (it is relatively easy here in mn! you just need to have one parent present to sign the document and get it notarized)
prepare as best you can for time off work, a lot of time spent in the house. get little stuff done like tabs for your car renewed, any insurance issues taken care of, doctor's appointments done etc. start talking with your church or immigrant organizations in your area about getting supplies delivered to your home when needed.
PEOPLE WANT TO HELP! they really do. i know it is so fucking terrifying but there are so many people who do want the best for everyone in their community. if you need help please ask for it.
other general notes: they're arresting literally anyone in MN, citizen or not. they're harassing kids at school (minneapolis schools have allowed for children to learn from home until february 12th). they're arresting people at work. it does not matter. a lot of people here are carrying their passports and other documentation to avoid this. you don't have to give anyone your identification even when asked but unfortunately many who refuse have been met with violence. they're going into hospitals, homes, schools, businesses and they don't have warrants. of course know your rights but be aware they really don't give a fuck. they're arresting first and asking questions later.
most importantly people working for ICE and border patrol have something deeply wrong with them. they're disgusting, immoral people whose "work" will be a stain on their lives and this country until the end of time. and i can not stress this enough, they are so fucking stupid. they are not stronger than us. they are not smarter than us. they are not more righteous or justified in any of their actions and eventually the day will come that their most prized leader turns on them, dies, or both. they will never be forgiven.
with that i leave you with two videos of agents eating shit on the ice that i can't stop watching. fucking pussies.
love ya. be safe
There’s a lot of discourse going around right now about everyone’s ages but this is literally the only thing I’ve been thinking of since they were officially released
Ok I fixed it
sigh…
Fashion
remembered that scene when the paladins first walk into the castleship and the Altean computers are scanning them and Shiro just. yells at it “what do you want from us?” and then the infamous line when Keith finds the Red lion (“it’s me, Keith, I am your paladin.”) what is with those two and yelling at sentient technology 💀
This is breach containment