Yuji Itadori fell out of the dimensional rift with his hands out in front of him straight into the grim darkness of the 41st millennium. Mounting to his feet, he was confronted by two power armoured cerulean giants, the Ultramarines!
“You there,” growled one of them, their voice bellowing like the sky. “Identify yourself”
“Uh, Itadori Yuji, uh… jujutsu sorcerer,” Yuji blinked. “ wait. Where am I.”
The other marine shifted his gaze sideways. “Sorcerer? Brother, heresy?”
The first Marine raised his bolter, scanning Yuji as though he’d sprouted horns. “Tell us, whelp. This ‘Jujutsu Sorcery’—does it defy the Emperor’s light?”
“Uh... no? It’s more like fighting curses with cursed energy, kinda like exorcism!” Yuji explained, awkwardly mimicking a fistfight with invisible curses.
The Marines exchanged a glance, their expressions hidden behind their helmets. “Exorcism, you say?”
“Could be sanctioned,” one said. “But does he serve Chaos?”
Yuji, confused but sensing danger, quickly shook his head. “No! Definitely not! I fight curseerrr, ... chaos gods!”
The second Marine lowered his weapon, almost disappointed. “Pity. I was hoping for an excuse to purge.”
“Still could be heresy,” the first added, letting Yuji pass.
“Just don’t mention this ‘sorcery’ in front of the Inquisition,” the second warned.
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This week Jujutsu Kaizen manga is ending! Probably one of the most polarising things I read. There are entire chapters where I was doubting myself why am I even doing this to myself, and then there were parts so good I understood the phenomenon of this manga (anything with Maki Zen’in is God tier). So anyway to celebrate here’s a little funny picture!