[vltio]

psst. i made a new mccree blog at @outlawbound so if you’re interested in my jesse, your best shot at catching me will be over there from now on! this blog will most likely be archived or at the very least just …………… ignored from now on tbh

[vltio]

psst. i made a new mccree blog at @outlawbound so if you’re interested in my jesse, your best shot at catching me will be over there from now on! this blog will most likely be archived or at the very least just …………… ignored from now on tbh

[vltio]

psst. i made a new mccree blog at @outlawbound so if you’re interested in my jesse, your best shot at catching me will be over there from now on! this blog will most likely be archived or at the very least just …………… ignored from now on tbh

[vltio]

psst. i made a new mccree blog at @outlawbound so if you’re interested in my jesse, your best shot at catching me will be over there from now on! this blog will most likely be archived or at the very least just ............... ignored from now on tbh

[vltio]

woah fuck, i’m alive again

[mekabound]

i made a thread tracker! i went through my likes and my other 3 blogs looking for threads i still view as active and man it’s. oops. i forgot a lot of them. but anyways here’s what i owe and here’s what i’m (patiently, mind you, no rush) waiting on!

[therazorhail]

McCree does the big fall (RDR2)

[jiinglespurs-archive]

no talk to me im angy

[vltio]

gonna remake this blog eventually, just you watch. just you watch.

[01101010-01100100]

you’re a horse in the wild west and you see a cowboy take off his hat for the first time and you have a panic attack because you thought it was a part of their heads

[vltio]

@backinblackwatch​ || from here!

PAINED outcry has reyes stepping back, lacking SYMPATHY in expression, but of at least enough consideration to give jesse a moment to COLLECT himself— in place of consolation there sits a FROWN on the commander’s countenance, a raised BROW as he addresses subordinate ;

                                 “ how do you plan on LEARNING if there’s no INCENTIVE ?”

    in this case, not getting hit.

                                      “ i expect you to be able to TAKE a PUNCH, mccree. ”

     I expect you to be able to take a punch, McCree. Jesse scoffs and wipes the blood trailing from one nostril on the back of his hand, resisting the urge to toss back Reyes’ words mockingly. It doesn’t actually feel broken, but it will most certainly bruise, and what’s up with that? Up and ruinin’ his appearance like that. . .

     It ain’t fair, Reyes going up against a 17 year old without holding back. Course, he’d be bitter if Reyes was holding back, and he did specifically tell him not to, but still! He’ll be forever unsatisfied, it seems.

     “I’ll show you a punch,” he growls after he’s recovered from the stinging burn that had previously overtaken his senses, words kept under his breath if only for the sake of surprise as he throws himself back at the man, swinging himself around and into the very same mean right hook Reyes had oh-so-kindly given him a demonstration of several bruising blows before the last. His fist cuts through the air like a particularly large bullet, and he expects it to miss like the last few —

     — Until it doesn’t, and there’s the steady weight of Reyes’ jaw connecting with his knuckles. The force of the punch makes something in his wrist pop, and Jesse immediately pauses, surprise briefly taking over his features. Holy shit. He actually landed a hit on the guy. And on the jaw, at that! With all the force he could muster! Hell, maybe he ain’t half bad at this.

[vltio]

(cracks knuckles) :)

[vltio]

jesse’s the idiot who would get a pumpkin stuck on his head

[ghastlymemes]

SHITTY HOROSCOPES STARTERS feel free to edit/change prompts as you see fit! more prompts under the cut. tw for cursing, mentions of violence, and mentions of death.

BOOK ONE

❝ holy fucking shit. just. holy shit. what the fuck. ❞

❝ nobody really knows the nuances of what you get up to in your spare time, and honestly, they’re probably better off that way. ❞

❝ busy yourself with the affairs of the living for once. ❞

❝ the answer is no. ❞

❝ ohhh, boy. you. fuck you. yes, you specifically. ❞

❝ delete your search history. ❞

❝ please practice blinking, as others can be unsettled by your inhuman ability to maintain an unbreakable stare during casual conversation. ❞

❝ what did you ever do to deserve this? in all probability, something terrible. ❞

❝ you are a crayon. get out of the toolbox. ❞

❝ none will love the butcher. don’t take it too personally. ❞

❝ some relationships, like warts, can be handled with the tactful application of liquid nitrogen. ❞

❝ take a long shower. wash your hair. wash the clothes you were wearing. wash the memories from your mind and body. ❞

Keep reading

[vltio]

(blackwatch mccree voice) i’m full of rage and dangerously stupid but reyes is holding me back by my serape like a kitten

[vltio]

" put the pumpkin BACK where you got it, mccree---don't shuffle things around unless i tell you." // you asked for halloween in BW , take reyes , v adamant on the set-up of things .

     Ah, Halloween. One of Jesse’s favorite holidays, right next to… Every other holiday. There’s always been something special about the family ones, and now that this goddamn team has given him a goddamn conscience, there’s something even more special about them. Not that he considers Overwatch ( or Blackwatch, God forbid ⁠— ) to be his family, or anything. That’s just ridiculous.

     In fact, he only sticks around because it’s funny to mess with them, that’s it. First chance he gets, first time they get boring, he’s booking it back to Deadlock. A few sweet words, that good ol’ charming grin, and Ashe’d surely melt and let him right back in.

     Gabriel’s voice snaps him out of his daily escape plan and brings him sharply back to the present, where he’s holding a rather sizeable pumpkin waiting to be carved. He was just about to bring it to Genji, asking if he could use those fancy ninja stars of his to make it look like his face, but this presents a better opportunity… Jesse’s eyes narrow as he looks over at Gabe, and at the same time, his lips curl up into a smirk. It’s a look surely everyone is familiar with by now  ⁠—

      ⁠— It’s the look he gives when he’s about to be a little shit.

     “This pumpkin?” Jesse bats his gleaming eyes and adjusts the pumpkin in his arm, as though Reyes could be talking about any other pumpkin in this situation. While holding dead eye contact, Jesse reaches out, scoops up a plastic skeleton from the table, where it’s waiting to be placed, and sets the pumpkin down in its place. He backs up, still keeping his eyes locked on Gabriel, and moves around until he reaches another pumpkin; aaand… Shuffled.

    “Or did you mean this pumpkin?” 

[vltio]

i love how no matter what blizzard says, the fandom has unanimously decided canon deadlock mccree was small and scrawny and full of rage all the time