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hii nina👋
unconventional omega charles reminds me so much of that one unreleased olivia rodrigo song thats like
“im a feminist obviously but i wouldnt really mind him saving me i know that im fine without a man but i think i would like his protection im just being honest cant change what i like i’ll never forget it he told me one night if anybody hurts you i’m going to prison for life”
i may have sent this already i dont remember so im sending it again just in case ❤️
Hi Anon 🤗
Unconventional Omega Charles AU: Prologue, Prologue II, Prologue III, Part 1, Part 2, First Nest, First Time, First Heat, Lion Unleashed, Omega Victory, Dallas Cowboys, Backless Tops, Party Kisses
i'm so sorry for how late this reply is!! Especially since this fits so well with the Unconventional Omega Charles universe?? ❤️ Of course our Charlie doesn't need anyone to fight for him or defend his honor—he's more than capable of proving himself on track or throwing a punch off track if someone continuously harasses him or his team.
He's tall, strong, can bench twice his bodyweight, and every time he wears a workout shirt you can see his biceps and triceps bulging out as Charles does pull-ups and push-ups.
He's so proud of what he's achieved—what his body is capable of—but there is some part of Charles that just wants to be treated softly.
Cherished and held and kissed like he was something fragile and precious.
The Omega used to daydream what it might be like to have someone look out for him and maybe even dote on him—not because they thought he needed their protection but just because they wanted to.
He never told anyone of these furtive hopes but maybe...
He never needed to.
Because once he reunites with Max? Once they begin dating? Actually, Charles bites his lip, even before they began dating...?
he's a REAL chess player unlike you other fake formula 1 heathens
Leclerifying chess ♞
Another day, another day down the rabbit hole | Max Verstappen
Lestappen x Patrochilles Quotes [31/50]
Another day, another sleepless night
beautiful sunshine ☀️❤️
Helios incarnate 🌞
Charles: Yes, you know who else is spectacular? Max. My Max.
Nina, that Charles line is applicable to all Charles haha in all the aus. His Max 🥰 📣
Hi Anon 🥰
Commentator Nico x Driver Lewis AU: Part 1, Part 2 (+ "My" Max)
In every AU and scenario Charles will always be there, calling Max "My Max" with his whole chest 🤗
I can easily picture that sometime during the 2026 season, as Charles and Max are battling it out in the midfield, our Monegasque menace goes on the radio and angrily shouts: "Max! What is he thinking? My Max is being so stupid today."
And the entire Ferrari pit wall just goes 👁👄👁
They finish with Charles managing to snag P3 while Max is right on him, securing a P4. His highest finish in the 2026 season so far.
While exiting the car Charles sees that Max looks feverish—almost ill—and fear immediately hits him. His Maxie was sick this entire race (but still managed to land in the top 5).
Charles tries to hurry over to Max (they're not really dating...but a little more than friends...who sometimes hook up) but he's stopped by Ferrari personnel who want Charles to go run towards the camera and celebrate with his team. Charles is, of course, very proud of garage #16 but he needs to check on Max. Knowing the Dutchman, he'll ignore his fever and body aches until he physically can't anymore and damn it, Charles is not letting that happen!
He tries to tell them he just needs a minute, that he wants to congratulate Max—
But Mia is trying to pull him away and the cameras are coming closer and Charles is exhausted, very worried, and full of adrenaline.
He snaps.
"You will let me see my Max right now! I need to see if he's alright and maybe escort him to medical! Look at him, he can barely stand upright!"
The cameraman filming for Drive to Survive actually lets out a oh shit under his breath.
David Coulthard is unfazed. "Let him go." He gestures for the cameraman to stop filming. "Max hasn't stopped talking about 'his Charlie' since he got out of his car."
Charles bolts over to Max as soon as he's able while everyone else stands around, not quite sure what to do with themselves.
Finally, Mia clears her throat. "Verstappen calls him 'my Charlie'?"
Coulthard doesn't even flinch. "Constantly."
The comparison of Max's smile when Charles was still next to him, and then his disappointed look when he changed with Kimi 🥹
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what's the chance that they were whistling at the same time
i’m so incredibly moved
the clip of max yelling at charles from the yacht in ad21 -> the video of max chanting at charles from the club balcony in ad24 -> the reel of max pointing at charles from the platform of drivers' parade's track in spa26. guys, i've connected the dots!!!!!!!!!!!
not a coherent drabble in the slightest butttttt
atypical omega charles/max x
“i dont need you to defend me”
“of course you dont *need* it, you *deserve* it”
i dont have more thoughts than that but the dialogue has been bouncing around my head like the dvd logo refusing to hit a corner
Hi Anon 🥹
Unconventional Omega Charles AU: Prologue, Prologue II, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6
Timeline: 2024
I think this can fit between Prologue II and Part 1 where Max and Charles just started dating and our Alpha is over the moon in love, he just wants to pamper and spoil his Charlie 24/7 and lavish him with gifts and pretty things 🥺 Max excitedly bundling Charles in the softest, plushest cashmere blankets when they return to their hotel and hearing the Omega's delighted peals of laughter.
Max getting Charles's favorite takeout and watching the Omega eat while sitting between Max's legs, the Alpha massaging his boyfriend's strong, broad shoulders because Andrea put Charles through a brutal workout that day.
Max combing Charles's damp hair after a joint shower together where the Omega shyly asked Max to help him wash his back and Max had to force himself to keep focused or else he would've just stared at the Omega's firm, round ass for hours 😩
I love when Charles is protecting his Max. 🥹 Charles will deal with any bullshit thrown at him, but God help anyone who messes with his lion. Or as the saying goes: "May God have mercy on my enemies because I won't."😤
(Droppin' in again in case my previous ask got lost)
The au you posted where Charles is Simi's child is so sweet!! It got me thinking of a slightly different variation, in which baby!Charles and baby!Max both grow up running around the paddocks (meaning Charles isn't fully unknown to the public) bc of their parents, absolutely joined at the hip and causing chaos wherever they go. (Let's ignore the timelines here a little so that Seb is also there)
Maybe one day when they're running around Charles trips over some equipment or something and scrapes his knees and Max comforts him and picks him up for a piggy back ride and carries him back to his parents, and keeps him calm while his parents clean the cuts, and that's when Simi realize just how sweet baby!Max is (bc they know Jos, and they're a little worried about their kid being so involved with his kid) and how much he cares for their baby. Maybe they even take Max under their wing a little, trying to shield him from the worst of Josh, and make sure Max has a place to run to if he ever needs to, maybe to the point where one day in the future a teenage!Max shows up at their door, sopping wet because it's of course storming, looking for a safe place because his father either kicked him out or abandoned him somewhere
Hi Anon ❤️🩹🩹
Charles Vettel-Raikkonen AU: Part 1
Noting this is an AU to the previous drabble since it has Charles as Kimi and Seb's bby boy + Lestappen as childhood friends 🥹
I love the idea of Kimi and Seb slowly realizing just how different Max is from his father—how despite his intensity on track, his bullshit attitude, and his fiery determination to win, when Max is off track, he's the sweetest, most considerate, and most thoughtful little boy. A little splash of sunshine who revolves around Charles, always holding the younger pup's hand or standing near him or murmuring silly jokes that results in Charles dissolving in a fit of giggles.
Kimi knows Max gets a small allowance every week from Jos (with an extra bonus if he wins a race). He assumes Max spends his pocket money the way any young ambitious karter would—racing games, new equipment, the latest magazine interviews with Schumacher or Alonso.
But when Charles trots home one day eagerly showing his papa and mama an absolutely stunning model Ferrari car that fits in the palm of his hand—an exact replica of the 1975 Ferrari Niki Lauda drove to his first world championship.
A replica that cost a good amount of euros and—
"Maxie gave it to me! I told him one of my favorite F1 seasons was the 1975 season with Niki Lauda and he went on all the auction sites until he found this!" Charles cradles the little car to his heart, dimples on full display as he looks up at his parents. "Isn't my Maxie the best?"
This is the definition of heartwarming 🥹
Hi Nina!!! I’ve missed reading your posts because I swear they heal something in my heart 🥰🥰 I apologise if this is the second time your getting this prompt, I think this app hates me and wants to silence me 😔😔
But!!! Following Miami I couldn’t stop thinking about the angst opportunities in a hunger games au where Charles is a tribute from one of the lower districts and transforms into a capitol sweetheart before his games while max is a victor who is hardened and has the highest 🔪 count ever. But little sweetheart Charlie who is absolutely ferocious underneath the sweetheart exterior will maybe melt max’s walls 😏😏
Hi @chussyeater 🏹
Hello my beloved!! So good to see you again!! 💘💘
(Adding in some A/B/O because I feel like this would hit so hard in this AU)
Charles coming from District 11 where his family owns a modest apple orchard and small adjoining bakery that sells bread, apple tarts, pies, and scones. Beautiful, graceful, and seemingly shy, Charles immediately crafts a persona as the "Fair Maiden" who becomes the most popular tribute—he's adored by the residents of the Capitol and immediately garners dozens and dozens of sponsors. His mentor, Bryan Bozzi, barely has to do anything before gifts and money are being thrown at Charles.
On the other end of the spectrum is Max Verstappen of District 2. A born warrior and lethal killer who won the Hunger Games not once but twice. He runs into Charles by accident after the little doe-eyed angel gets "lost" near the sweet pastries. While everyone else is busy fretting over Charles and handing him food, refreshments, and warm towels, no one sees the two tributes from District 12 sneakily hiding food away in cloth sacks.
Max, however, sees all this.
Once Charles is alone, he walks up to the Omega and simply states: "The Capitol will not starve you. You're their entertainment. They'll keep you well fed."