I like Noodles :)

I take screenshots. That's pretty much what you'll find here. Non-binary. They/she/he.

[milanesa42]

[yolkylemon]

why do I seem to need to? || tsc chapter 6

[valtsv]

[birdie-remaking-deactivated2023]

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

[thrashbeatles]

haha izzy i am sleeping with your captain 

[lesbiandice]

happy thursday everyone

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

[blingblingboy-kinnie]

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

[imdatingurdad]

No medication has ever worked on me because i’m not suffering from a mental disorder i’m experiencing divine madness

[xiehuaian]

i will never not be angry at white fantasy authors being like “this is fake russia and this is fake germany and this is fake scandinavia and this is fake netherlands and this is fake amsterdam” then turn around and be like “oh but there’s only one fake collective african country and one fake collective asian country”

[warrenpeace]

subscribe to technoblade

[freak-phone]

i love team dark a lot

[pochowek]

[slimegirlnuclei]

[schuylerpeck]

I don’t want to work a 9-5, I want to go hiking and be in love

[theskyismadeofpenguins]

dracula comic

[simplyspider]

i think it’s good for kids to read at least one horrifically dark, graphic YA series when they’re too young to fully get it. gives them some flavor.

[epilepticsaints]

[horrorlesbians]

do you think hannibal would murder me if he watched me delicately place chips inside a sandwich and then smash it slowly before eating it

[horrorlesbians]

he’d either kill me or ask me why i prefer my sandwiches with chips and i’d shrug and say “i like the crunch”. which would prompt him to say something along the lines of “we often crave a taste more primitive, the crunching between our teeth used to be birthed from the snapping of bones from a fresh kill. is that what you are savoring for? tell me helena, do you hunger for brutality?”