i love garfield and gay sex

any pronouns 19 bi loser proud member of the they/themerhood here for tomato hate and whatever else i want to put on this clusterfuck of a blog. doing my best ig

[croaker-explained]

It takes real pleasure to introduce you to:

The Kermiad: a comprehensive guide to The Muppet Joker

Thank you to @themuppetarchives and @croakerobserver for their amazingly helpful archives. This couldn't have been done without your work.

(Note: this guide only covers up until July. A second one will be made in due time)

[mizuthe-dog]

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

[typo-spotter]

This post does not contain typos!

Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!

"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"

Should be:

"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"

[mizuthe-dog]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[croaker-explained]

It takes real pleasure to introduce you to:

The Kermiad: a comprehensive guide to The Muppet Joker

Thank you to @themuppetarchives and @croakerobserver for their amazingly helpful archives. This couldn't have been done without your work.

(Note: this guide only covers up until July. A second one will be made in due time)

[croaker-explained]

It takes real pleasure to introduce you to:

The Kermiad: a comprehensive guide to The Muppet Joker

Thank you to @themuppetarchives and @croakerobserver for their amazingly helpful archives. This couldn't have been done without your work.

(Note: this guide only covers up until July. A second one will be made in due time)

[croakerverse-lore]

Moar info about the Muppet Joker!

Lore fact: “Rawr,” means, “I love you,” in Muppet Joker.

[thelatecaptainpierce]

[the-muppet-joker]

Joker held out his hands, stretching out the palms so the holes were clearly visable. "Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" He chuckled gently.

Kermit trembled at the sight of his lover, who had been crucified in front of him only three days prior. "Y-you're dead... I saw you..." his voice quivered with emotion. The honey of his devotion had already crystallized painfully into grief, choking him with a sweetness he could no longer stand the taste of. He could not bear to feel hopeful. He had already mourned. It was too much. He collapsed to the ground.

"Kermit... it's really me," Joker chuckled reassuringly. "Here... if you still don't believe....... put your fingers here, into my hole..............."

Kermit gasped. "You're... h-h-hole?!" He gasped.

Joker chuckled with arousal. "No, not that kind of hole. Not yet at least, my dear. I meant my Jesus Holes," again, he displayed his hands, and his feet this time too, which sure enough, had big Jesus Holes in them from where the nails had been driven through his flesh, holding him up on the cross.

Kermit placed his hands into the Joker's wounds... it was a impossible. It was a miracle. How he had survived the cross? Kermit looked up at Joker with shining eyes, hands still in his Jesus Holes. His own Muppet Hole was fluttering with rapture. "My Lord..." he breathed.

Joker chuckled radiantly. "Yes, Kermit. But not to you. I am not your Lord." He chuckle"I am your Clown Husband."

They embraced, Kermit sobbing and kissing him all over. It was crazy. Even Joker Christ was getting a little teary eyed.

Then they got out the

Bible.

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[catcrumb]

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Glad to see that even at 89 years old, Alan Alda still fucks so hard

[emmaharwoods]

SABRINA CARPENTER — Met Gala 2026

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[cosmikazie]

due to recent (and frankly ongoing as far as this website is concerned) events

[greater-than-the-sword]

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

[indiepat-deactivated20240215]

[corpuswalker-deactivated2018120]

if somone made pixel art of mulch id be very happy boy

[bowelfly]

enjoy your mulch

[bowelfly]

throwback to the time i didn’t realize that mulch was the name of someone’s fursona

[bowelfly]

hey wherever you are corpuswalker i finally drew the right mulch

[unyieldingsilence]

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[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[depsidase]