Snixx.

The name's Santana Lopez, bitches. I am twenty-one years old. I work as a bartender and moonlight as a Sex Performer

[renaissarah]

Sounds good. Yeah, well opening a new club didn’t leave me a lot of time to party lately, but I’m up for that.

[vodkaandsnixx]

I can only imagine the stress and be glad I'm not the one running it.

[vodkaandsnixx]

PRIVATE

[xkitkatwilde]

Yeah? Being mean is fun sometimes. Why not you though? I think you’d enjoy it. I’m down for that. Just tell me when and where, and I’ll be there. Oh, have fun with Sarah! Buy a round of drinks on me, alright? Hmm, tonight? Nope, I’m all free tonight. Is your girl’s night tonight?

[vodkaandsnixx]

I know it is. I'm mean on a daily basis. Only if it's the hot kind of mean. Otherwise, Ill pass. Tonight. Definitely tonight. Nope. I'm one hundred percent free.  So how about you come over? I'll make that drink for you.

[monachopsisms]

Yeah, why not? We’ll just have to continue it later.

[vodkaandsnixx]

No reason. It's fun picturing you jumbling bottles. In the meantime, I need a shower. Ice cold.

[monachopsisms]

Or maybe you can teach me how to make it for you? I see it as something that needs to happen soon.

[vodkaandsnixx]

You want me to be my trainee? Ugh. It's too damn early for this conversation.

[monachopsisms]

I do. My, what an invitation.

[vodkaandsnixx]

I gotta make it for you then. Invitation, challenge. See it however you want.

[monachopsisms]

Ooh, I like it already. I can fix that.

[vodkaandsnixx]

Do you like cranberry juice too? I know you can. You can fix it as many times you want.

[monachopsisms]

What’s in it? You should do them more often. Really, you don’t need anyone onstage with you.

[vodkaandsnixx]

Rum. Lots and lots of rum if you make it like I do. I prefer it when my audience is a bit more participant though.

[monachopsisms]

Anything and everything, minus Jaeger. I did. You were amazing, as per usual.

[vodkaandsnixx]

Gotcha. I'm in love with this new drink called Vampire's Dream. I thought you might enjoy it. I hadn't done a solo scene in a while.

[xkitkatwilde]

Sometimes I’m nice and sometimes I’m mean. I like to change it up a bit and surprise people. And hey, I don’t think I was that mean. Hmm, depends on what you’re looking for. Either one works for me. Oh, that’s alright. I wouldn’t want to interfere with your plans. But if you want to try and squeeze me in, be my guest. I definitely wouldn’t say no.

[vodkaandsnixx]

I'd love to see you being mean then. Well, to someone else. Not me. Hmmm... I wouldn't mind a little private fun. Without acting or worrying about the crowd. Nah, you don't. I just got a girl's night planned with Sarah. What about tonight? Got any plans?

[monachopsisms]

I’m looking forward to trying them. Well, now you’ve piqued my interest.

[vodkaandsnixx]

Just let me know what you like and I'll see what I can do. Hopefully, you enjoyed the show? I know I did.

[goldstarsandmetaphores]

You know what I’d do? disconnect my phone the days off. Yups.

[vodkaandsnixx]

I would if I could. But my abuela likes to call every Sunday and I don't want her bitching at me for not picking up.

[renaissarah]

That’s a good point, I’ll make sure to remember the ones interested in the show, I’m sure once a few pitch in, other will follow. Sounds perfect, it’s been a while since I’ve gone out and properly drunk.

[vodkaandsnixx]

I'll see if I can mingle in the lounge a bit in my spare time. Maybe they'll tell me. Really? Then you need a fix asap. We'l party like college girls.

[cricketfabray]

Where is this “out there” you are referring to? If I may ask. 

[vodkaandsnixx]

Out there as in, clubs, bars, the night life.

[xkitkatwilde]

Someone’s gotta be. Plus, I could be so much meaner. I get that, no worries. If you ever need this lady again though, you know where to find me. Mm, that actually sounds really good. I’ll have to try that the next night I’m off.

[vodkaandsnixx]

Why? I prefer it when people are nice to me. No, you couldn't. Are you volunteering for some extra-curricular activities or another go up on stage? I'd offer to make it for you, but I got plans already. I could possibly squeeze you in my tight schedule though.

[xkitkatwilde]

That wasn’t lame at all and I’m so not ignoring that comment of yours. Maybe our performance together a few weeks ago got to you, haha. Ooh, I haven’t tried that one, but judging by the name, it sounds awesome. What’s in it?

[vodkaandsnixx]

You're so mean to me... Hush. I need more ladies is my life. You were just the last one, so it must be stuck in my brain or whatever. Orange juice, lime, vodka, soda and maraschino cherry juice.

[renaissarah]

That’s exactly the spirit of the club. New drinks, new performers and new menus are always attractive for clients, might make them regulars. We should go out next time we have a day off then, get drunk and enjoy it so we don’t get tempted on the clock.

[vodkaandsnixx]

I think we should also encourage the clients to do more requests up at Renaissance. I see many of them watching but not actually pitching in. They might be afraid of putting their kinks out there. I think that's a great idea. Girls' night out?

[xkitkatwilde]

Hah, that was cute, Santana. I’d like to think I know a decent amount about making drinks, but I don’t. If you find something you think I’d like, hit me up, alright?

[vodkaandsnixx]

I'm in a lame mood, ignore me. Ever tried one called Rudolph's Tipsy Spritzer? It's pretty good, if I say so myself.