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[boxhairdye]

[lolwtfmemes]

[darksteel-relic]

The only rules of Uno are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bob-belcher]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[different-landscapes]

[okay]

Chungking Express 1994

[permissiontospeakfreely1994]

Relatable.

[anxietyproblem]

[cikero]

they never should have told y’all about brain chemicals

[gorbling]

[hakketenso]

国道12号🍑さんのツイート: “🐱🐱🐱🐱… ”

ゆきちゃんさんのツイート: “極悪四天王　ネコ舐めんなよに絡まれた… ” https://twitter.com/marinamiries/status/1115876071184969728

[profeminist]

Source

[jaubaius]

A cat and an owl

[translatedpet]

[minerva-is-a-robot]

*drives up to the humane society and yells out my window* YEAH I’D LIKE A MEDIUM PEPSI

[bahookies]

someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

me: 

[sleepsafe]

i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

Psychological fact: If a tear falls from your right eye first, you’re a little pansy bitch. If a tear falls from your left eye first, you’re a little pansy bitch.

[ruinleon-deactivated20150409]

[unclefather]

this is what our tax dollars pay for

[shewillfeatdrake]

good