modern art ;-) @cameled - Tumblr Blog

microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

hometoursandotherstuff

autistic-michael-queerler

hey tumblr, how old r u?

13 or under

14-17

18-22

23-26

27-33

34-39

40-50

51 or older

Voting ended onAug 25, 2023

pls rb for a larger sample size c:

neenarchive

they just don't put gargoyles on roofs like they used to. buildings are so swagless these days

milfmaekar

How tall are you?

Under 5'

5'

5'1"/5'2"

5'3"/5'4"

5'5"/5'6"

5'7"/5'8"

5'9"/5'10"

5'11"/6'

6'1"/6'2"

Over 6'2"

Special Circumstances Button

Voting ended onSep 1, 2023

milfmaekar

This poll is to test my theory that Tumblr is the 5'4" website

pansyfemme

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

ruinedchildhood

casgirl

Compilation

saintmarrow

Forgetting another good one

ovenroastedtwerkey

never not thinking about Poison Jr

podencos

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”