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paul simon was really mad about art garfunkel’s status as a sex symbol and was like “lol can you imagine girls writing a love letter to a guy named garfunkel.” which is so funny bc my brother in moses you literally wrote a song threatening to off yourself if garfunkel didn’t write you back. you’re part of the problem.

endofthetrilogy

Some favorite musicians ✨

isthisdesiire

I just thought…. Simon. And Garfunkel. As Girls…. Has anyone thought of this before? I just blacked out at my own sexual depravity

lifeisgrooovy

Me and @vogon-constructor-fleet were already on this years before anyone was even born

vogon-constructor-fleet

Im crying i literally drew this too😭😭😭

marcusnotbrutus

he's so jewish summer camp

vogon-constructor-fleet

Really random fact about this photo. This is paul when he was 15 staffing at a summer camp (duh) which i believe was a music camp for little kids?? After him and Art got pretty damn famous from SOS a kid from that camp came up to him and asked if he staffed there and he said “no i have no idea what you’re talking about”

#hes so mean #paul simon #simon and garfunkel

paul-simon-juggling

There comes a point in every hyperfixation when Google search can no longer help you find new lore.

If you're still interested in them after a few years, you'll find yourself in Rock'n' Roll Roy's private message boards from 2003 (Roy died fifteen years ago and his blog is now run by his widow, Ingrid). You have to bring her all seven Chaos Emeralds if you wish to read the message boards.

You go to page 38 of the thread about Simon and Garfunkel because John, 74 from Bangboombama, USA remembers when they came to his hometown and they revealed their shoe sizes on stage as part of a lead-in to their cover of a Madonna song. Page 57 of the thread has the only photograph on the entire internet of a backstage pass from The Concert in Central Park.

Then you have to download the scrimblo bimbo torent files from the "my trip to Europe with Keith in 1982" folder. It takes exactly 4 decades to download and Then you have to extract the fucking files to find the one minute fifteen second audio-only interview with Paul Simon that's loudly overdubbed in French.

You then have to take French classes for 6 months to find out what the fuck he's saying because that's the only time he's ever mentioned what he and Art Garfunkel had for lunch on September 19th, 1981.

I genuinely think we as a fandom don’t talk enough about how much of pathetic posers S&G were….love them to death

#paul simon #simon and garfunkel #art garfunkel #s&g #they are like so preformative #great art but preformative #paul got into folk for the fame gen #they are so cutie #love them i swear

deargirlboy

Who would win between Peter, Paul & Mary vs Simon & Garfunkel in a fist fight

vogon-constructor-fleet

I don’t know a lot about peter paul and mary but i do know Paul simon is lowkey jacked and goes to the gym a lot. Art is cooked no matter what tbh

Depends on the era…s&g are boys from QUEENS who regularly got beat up on their way to school so if peter paul and mary are real tough and strong they can for sure beat them up

Love my s&g wimps❤️

#also fyi paul only said he could beat art in a fight.#like i said depends on the era so they are cooked if its 60s #simon and garfunkel #paul simon #art garfunkel #s&g

marcusnotbrutus

The description under Paul Simon's name in the promo for the new Lorne Michael's doc is absolutely killing me. Yeah Paul Simon close friend... no other notable statutes....

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Recently I've heard a few people say "all S&G edits use the same four clips" yeah do you comprehend the fact that they are the certified Guinness Book of World Records #1 Most Divorced People of All Time and have only been authorized by the government to be publicly seen together roughly six times. Release the files (more video footage of paul simon and his faggot friend.)

#this is genuinely the funniest thing ever to me right now #sifunkel #simon & garfunkel

paul-simon-juggling

Recently I've heard a few people say "all S&G edits use the same four clips" yeah do you comprehend the fact that they are the certified Guinness Book of World Records #1 Most Divorced People of All Time and have only been authorized by the government to be publicly seen together roughly six times. Release the files (more video footage of paul simon and his faggot friend.)