Current Narration Project: Herta Space Station Readables
Side-Project: Revising the Data Bank for Readability (Text Posts)
Masterlist Post for all Fan Narrations
This blog is a repository for my readings of in-game lore and item text in Honkai Star Rail.
I'm not a voice actor, musician or audio engineer. I'm just a fan who likes this stuff and who tends to remember lore better if I read it out loud. I am the reader in the recordings, but the royalty free music is created by wonderful artists on Pixabay.
I tend to think that heard language can be differently evocative than read language, and I feel that some of HSR's text materials miss the mark simply because they are presented as blocks of text. In a game that presents so much material in this same unvoiced text block format, it's easy to miss moments of gravitas. That's a shame.
If you like this stuff too--Star Rail, or fan-made readings, or eerie lore tidbits from other media--I'd love to see what you make and enjoy, and I'm happy to share.
And if by chance there's a specific piece of Star Rail lore you'd like me to narrate, I would be so delighted to oblige. Send a request and make my day!
A fan narration of a Readable found on Herta Space Station. This is the final two parts of the collection "Herta's Manuscript," those titled "Intelligentsia Guild" and "Interastral Peace Corporation."
Music is "Abandoned Churches" by Noru.
This version of the text is not identical to the in-game text; it has been revised from the original for readability.
A fan narration of a Readable found on Herta Space Station. This is the first two parts of the collection "Herta's Manuscript," those titled "Preface" and "Genius Society."
Music is "Abandoned Churches" by Noru.
This version of the text is not identical to the in-game text; it has been revised from the original for readability.
A fan narration of a Readable found on Herta Space Station. This is "Letter from Locus Silentii."
Music is "A Long Way" by Serge Pavkin Music.
Unusually, I have included both my readability-edited version and the original in-game version in this narration. There are two reasons for this: 1) It contains clues vital to the correlated mission dialogue. The readable is intentionally obtuse, though I believe it is intended to read more poetically than the in-game English version ultimately does. Due to that awkward juggling of 'what kind of unclear is this supposed to sound like?' this is an extremely low-confidence readability revision. 2) It's very short.
Readability Revision: An Unsuitable Job for a Puppet
Part of a series of readability revisions for Honkai Star Rail text.
Reminder that I cannot read or speak Mandarin. This is a fan revision for readability, not a re-translation. For a lengthy explanation of this pet project and repeated disclaimers, check here.
Notes:
The user âSnowy Coatâ who comments on this web novel is Xueyi, who also is the judge upon whom the web novel itself is based.
Per the Star Rail wiki, the depicted Foxian assistant is likely based on Huohuo.
This readable appears to be inspired by the 1972 detective novel An Unsuitable Job for a Woman, one of the first (if not the first) novels in the genre to have a female private detective protagonist.
An Unsuitable Job for a Puppet
A grimdark serialized web novel adapted from urban legends and featuring the Judges of the Ten-Lords Commission as the protagonists. Itâs not very popular.
Become a Novelist
Not everything that happens here deserves to be believed âUrban Legend
[Supernova Serial] An Unsuitable Job for a Puppet
Part 1
Chess Master Fay
Posted on August 10
âŠ
Above the Elixir Research Terrace, where tinctures and potions are brewed under the auspices of the Alchemy Commission, a man storms wildly across the pointed beams of the rooftop.
In but a moment, the man is at the edge of the eaves with nothing but air beneath his feet. He leaps off the roof, grabbing hold of a Heron Express cycrane. The birdlike automaton twitters out a few prerecorded warnings, then tries to shake him off. Eventually, it stabilizes and carries him off safely to a starskiff parked in the distance.
When the Alchemy Commission guards finally reaches the rooftop, the man has disappearedâleaving behind only steadily fading, cricket-sized shadow.
A guard stares after the shrinking figure for a moment before falling to the ground, tears in his eyes. He trembles, muttering, âItâs over. Itâs all over.â
âNinsa, itâs not our fault.â The officer beside him sighs aloud and then speaks again, self-deprecatingly. âNotify the Ten-Lords Commission. They can fix this.â
âFix?â shouts Ninsa. âTell me how anyone could fix this, Hede. He got away with a jade abacus that holds Theophany Era prescriptions! The XiÄnzhĆu's been hiding those secrets for centuries. The consequences of revealed them will be unimaginableâŠâ
Ninsa pauses for breath and, seeing his partner lost for words and his own subordinates even more petrified, stands up to shout. âWe didnât even get a look at his face! Not even the Ten-Lords Commission can help us now.â
Before his rant can continue, a cold female voice rings out behind them. âI saw his face. Rest assuredâI have it memorized.â
Everyone automatically moves aside to make space, and the speaker reveals herselfâa young girl with short black hair, holding a chain and scepter. Her face sends thrills of unease down the spines of the gathered troops; it is delicate, lovely, and completely emotionless.
âAll ingenium creations are prohibited around the Elixir Research Terrace. Excluding me, of course.â The young lady speaks as she walks to the edge of the roof, her voice bone-chillingly cold. âAll cycranes responsible for deliveries are registered with the Realm-Keeping Commission. If any were modded, that will be detected very shortly.â
âHow do you explain that particular one?â asks Ninsa. âYou saw it, right?â
âIt may have been hijacked via some kind of bioelectric signal. That Outworlderâs abilities are rather unique. Are you worried?â
That response finally seems to stun Ninsa into silence. He nearly drops to the ground once more. Hede asks, with instinctive caution, âMay I ask who your Excellency is?â
âA Judge of the Ten-Lords Commission.â
And with that, the girl flips down off the top of the roof, and instantly disappears from sight.
XiÄnzhĆu Smartie
Posted on August 10
Sir! Iâve been waiting forever for this. Iâll read every single update. Thank you!
MyNameIsMartha!
Posted on August 10
The Ten-Lords Commission? Good subject matter, but this is far from the Ten Lords of my imagination. It just reads like a rough repackaging of those spy novels set outside XiÄnzhĆu. I recommend the author check out Social Principles of Love and Restraint. Itâs far better than this opener here.
Six-Eyed Flying Fish
Posted on August 10
The writerâs description of technical details is fantastic! Such veracity, and so shocking. Maybe the writer actually works for the Ten-Lords Commission?
Chess Master Fay
Replied to: Six-Eyed Flying Fish, August 10
You overstate things. Iâm just diligent in my research.
Snowy Coat
Posted on August 12
Interesting.
Moon Moon Moon Moon
Posted on August 12
Holy cow, itâs Fayâs new work! #confetti#applause#hugs~ Iâve been waiting for this for 827 years! #confetti#applause#hugs~ I hope you read this post. Iâve liked, commented, and shared every post youâve ever done.
Existential Teahouse
Posted on August 12
âGrade A top quality.â Master Fayâs deductive skills are absolutely the best aboard XiÄnzhĆu. From the change in perspectives to the character-building, so much dramatic tension is built up before the climactic release.
Master Fay accentuates their central themes with picturesque word choice. The penetrating descriptions are astonishing, like theyâve sprouted their own hands, feet, and senses. Characters blossom before the readersâ eager eyes.
Judgeâs Dog
Posted on September 7
I wanna be the judgeâs dog. I wanna be whipped with the judgeâs chain!!! O judge, step on me! How can I live without you!? My judge!!!
Snowy Coat
Replied to: Judgeâs Dog, September 7
Thatâs kinda gross.
Become a Novelist
Not everything that happens here deserves to be believed âUrban Legend
[Supernova Serial] An Unsuitable Job for a Puppet
Part 2
Chess Master Fay
Posted on August 15
The Story So Far: A prescription from ages past containing the secrets to longevity has been stolen. A judge from the Ten-Lords Commissionâa girl who looks like a porcelain dollâgives chase. She must catch the culprit before the secret is leakedâŠ
âMadam,â a short Foxian female judge calls out cautiously, âNot even the Ten-Lords Commission can confidently identify bioelectric signals without evidence. This judgment seems a little arbitraryâŠâ
âThe point is not the signal itself,â interrupts the âMadamâ in questionâa black-haired, expressionless girl. âA secret Theophany Era prescription in the keeping of the Elixir Research Terrace has been stolen by an Outworld thief.â
âYou meanâŠ?â asks the Foxian tentatively, clearly afraid of being chastised by her boss for her ignorance.
âHave the items stored in the Elixir Research Terrace been advertised so widely that even Outworlders know about it? Has that become common knowledge?â demands the girl. She adds, âGo and look into things there, including any previous doctors whoâve been fired or quit.â
âMiss, wait, pleaseâthis is the menâs restroomâŠâ Before the Vidyadhara man guarding the menâs room entrance can finish his protest, he feels something shockingly cold on his neck. Looking down, he sees a scepter, its tip as sharp as a spearâs.
This is a fellow who has survived his first 300 years by relying on just three words: read the room. So, he smiles down at the girl pressing her scepter to his throat and says, âItâs urgent, is it? Then I wonât stop you, haha.â And then, keeping his apologetic smile in place, he flees down the dark alleyway.
The dark-haired girl uses her scepter to part the filthy curtain over the restroomâs doorway and walks inside.
Inside, a strong stench stimulates her olfactory center. A quick analysis is completed within a nanosecond; this isnât the smell of ammonia, but a pungent odor of sodium hypochlorite. Few law-abiding XiÄnzhĆu citizens would guess a poorly maintained public restroom like this would harbor an unsanctioned apothecary.
In the farthest, darkest corner, a man dressed like a physician is lost in thought. Before he can even notice her, the girl ghosts up to him. A chain, animated by a life of its own, coils around him, binding him tightly, while the sharp tip of a scepter presses against his throat.
âWho did you tell about the secret prescriptions kept in the Elixir Research Terrace?â The girl asks, then slightly decreases the pressure of her scepter so that he can speak.
âPrescription⊠I donât know about any prescription⊠UghâŠâ He only manages a short denial before the girl presses harder again, choking off his words.
âWho is he?â she demands, again relaxing her right hand slightly.
âAck⊠I donât know⊠UghâŠâ
âHow many of the Ten Lordsâ interrogation methods are you familiar with? Iâll ask you one last time: who is he?" She retracts the spear-like scepter and, in a display of strength disproportionate to her size, easily lifts him up off the ground.
âAhh⊠Coventry! Argh⊠Albert Coventry! There, I said it! I told you. Please spare me!â
Abruptly, all the manâs strength leaves his body. Both his legs give way as he collapses to the ground. When he comes to, looking blearily for the face of assailant, itâs as though the entire nightmarish interrogation never happenedâonly the rustling sound from the alley outside remains.
XiÄnzhĆu Smartie
Posted on August 15
Sir! Iâve been waiting forever for this. Iâll read every single update. Thank you!
Snowy Coat
Posted on August 15
This chapter is good.
Six-Eyed Flying Fish
Posted on August 16
Fay really is the XiÄnzhĆu King of Hardboiled Fiction. Every chapter weaves back and forth, revealing shocking surprises! Itâs unbeatable!
Chess Master Fay
Replied to: Six-Eyed Flying Fish, August 16
You overstate things. I donât deserve such praise. In my opinion, there are many hardboiled novelists who are better than me.
Six-Eyed Flying Fish
Replied to: Chess Master Fay, August 16
No way! Youâre so humble â you definitely deserve the title of the XiÄnzhĆu King of Hardboiled Fiction. Thereâs no one better than you out there!
Philosophy-Crazed One
Posted on September 15
From a psychoanalytic perspective, the author comes off as a big Other. They need to learn to halt the sliding of the signifier through the awakening of the ego.
Chess Master Fay
Replied to: Philosophy Mad One, September 16
Whatâs all this youâre on about?
Judgeâs Dog
Posted on October 28
Judge, ahhh! Why are you rewarding him, arghhh!!! Donât hit him, hit me instead!!! Hit me! Aaaaaah let me be your dog, arf arf!
Snowy Coat
Replied to: Judgeâs Dog, October 28
Where do you live? Letâs talk offline.
Judgeâs Dog
Posted on October 29
I have deeply reflected on my inappropriate words and now understand their consequences for society. From now on, I will be considerate in word and deed and will be an upstanding pillar of the XiÄnzhĆu community. Please stay safe on web novel review sites. The long arm of the law can still reach you there.
Become a Novelist
Not everything that happens here deserves to be believed âUrban Legend
[Supernova Serial] An Unsuitable Job for a Puppet
Part 3
Chess Master Fay
Posted on August 20
The Story So Far: When a crime is committed, the judge must bring down the gavel. Results are all that matter; a secret nobody knows has no value at all. As long as a secret stays a secret, its true self is meaninglessâŠ
The girl opens the scroll she is carrying and watches thoughtfully as the mapâs real-time data refreshes.
âThe intel Coventry obtained isnât the prescriptionâis that what youâre saying?â the Foxian judge asks timidly.
âThe prescription is just a front,â says the girl, without looking up.
âSo⊠the way I see it, Coventry is just being used. Some people in the Elixir Research Terrace wanted to stir up chaos and muddle the news of their research. The report of theft is just a ploy to redirect attention.â The Foxian sends several notes to the scroll in the girlâs hand. âIâve already contacted a diviner who can recover the data presumed to be lost.â
âWell done.â The girl nods, but her tone remains ice-cold.
When the Foxian judge hears this frigid praise, she tries her best to maintain a serious expression, but her ears wiggle despite herself.
About three hours later, after confirming that nobody is following him, Coventry opens the door, calling out, âIâm back.â
As soon as the door swings open, he senses that something is off. The room is completely dark. That crazed XiÄnzhĆu hacker Mishang usually welcomes him with a strange ditty, but this time the room is dead silent.
"Somethingâs wrong," he says quietly to himself, pulling out his weapon. He pushes on into the darkness.
Behind the screen sectioning the room, a white figure slowly emerges. Coventry pulls the trigger of his hand crossbow on reflex.
A thin, cyan bolt two inches long thrums in place, hovering about a foot in front of the delicate face of the young girl. The bolthead crackles with sparks, as if itâs straining against the invisible barrier.
âHâHow did you find me?â
âCycrane.â The response is a cold and emotionless female voice.
âThat drone? I released it as soon as I landed!â retorts the man, trying to keep his voice nonchalant.
âThe cycrane in question has been retrieved by the Realm-Keeping Commission. Its flight path was enough for the Divination Commission to triangulate your whereabouts.â The girl touches the quivering bolthead hanging in the air in front of her, half-curious, as if sheâs teasing a butterfly.
This is the moment Coventry has been waiting for, the split-second window of opportunity for his escape.
He bends his knees and pushes off with the soles of his feet. A purple electrical arc snaps into sight between his palms. Coventry has roamed many worlds and has always fluttered just outside the grasp of the Interastral Peace Corporation. He is perpetually on their wanted list, not just because of his well-planned schemes, but also because he knows what to do when heâs cornered.
Implanted below his artificial skin is a network of electrical pulse generators. Coventry rarely shows this particular trick to anyone. Whether his target is a long-lived species of the XiÄnzhĆu or one the Artisanship Commissionâs ingenium creations⊠a fully powered strike would likely turn any of them to ashes.
âElectromagnetic field, activate!â
Coventry feels his enemy in his palm. If not for the concentration needed to maintain this electrical output, he might have laughed out loud. "Gotcha!"
Smoke rises and sparks flow as the acrid smell of burning fills the area.
Coventry trembles, almost seizing, as he struggles to control himself. In his foggy sight, the pitch-black room spins into a blob of shadowâand the silhouette of his unimaginable defeat.
âYou move too slowly.â From with that shadow, the girl materializes.
Too⊠slowly? Coventry stares at his wrist. Itâs bent at an unnatural angle. At some pointâheâs not sure whenâthe hand attached to that wrist has become pressed hard against his lower jaw.
âAnd discharging electricity without insulating yourself? What a foolish maneuver.â The face of the judge in white shows no emotion.
âInvoluntary Immortalization and Immortality Theft. Of the Ten Unpardonable Sins, these two are the gravest. Do you admit your guilt?â
The man canât control his shaking. Partially because of the electric shockâbut mostly because of the fear.
With all his remaining sanity, he begs, âPlease⊠Please forgive me.â His voice grates across the words. âI havenât looked at the prescription. Iâll leave it. Iâll get off the LuĂłfĂș and never come back. Please⊠Youâll never see me again.â
Coventry steels himself, waiting for the judgeâs verdictâbut the darkness is silent. As the seconds creep by, that darkness seems to sneer at him.
And then that same cold voice rings out again, and each word is heavy as iron, weighted with sacred, unquestionable authority:
âTen Lordsâ Verdict.â
XiÄnzhĆu Smartie
Posted on August 20
Sir! Iâve been waiting forever for this. Iâll read every single update. Thank you!
MyNameIsMartha!
Posted on August 20
Are we sure mister Smartie here isnât a bot account?
Snowy Coat
Posted on August 20
Itâs a bit exaggerated, but I love it.
Six-Eyed Flying Fish
Posted on August 20
The XiÄnzhĆu King of Hardboiled Fiction has a new chapter out! Letâs go give it our support now! All the so-called "masterpieces of fiction" have nothing on this, so donât waste your time and money on those! Master Fay is a blessing for all of us lucky XiÄnzhĆu readers!
Chess Master Fay
Replied To: Six-Eyed Flying Fish, August 20
Youâre really too kind! The lucky one is meâto have such discerning readers as you all!
JingYuan_IS_MyHusbando
Replied to: Six-Eyed Flying Fish, August 21
Is Six-Eyed Flying Fish a Chess Master Fayâs sock puppet account!
Chess Master Fay
Replied to: JingYuan_IS_MyHusbando, August 21
Venomous slander. How could I be the Chess Master Fay? Thereâs no way I could imitate the magnificence of his written word.
JingYuan_IS_MyHusbando
Replied to: Chess Master Fay, August 21
âŠYou forgot to switch accounts.
Judgeâs Dog
Posted on November 2
Judge, please arrest me!!! I surrender. I have sinned!!! The sin of infatuationâwith you!!! O Judge, I wanna be your dog!!!
Readability Revision: 100 Common XiÄnzhĆu Proverbs for Outworlders
Part of a series of readability revisions for Honkai Star Rail text. The below has been edited to (hopefully) allow for smoother English reading experience, and is not identical to the in-game text.
Reminder that I cannot read or speak Mandarin. This is a fan revision for readability, not a re-translation. For a lengthy explanation of this pet project and repeated disclaimers, check here.
Note: The Honkai Star Rail wiki has some supplementary information on this readable, including links to official Chinese-language Bilibili videos hosted by Luocha. The wiki also provides the Chinese proverbs that correspond with those in the English version of this readable:
A small gift bears oneâs vast appreciation:Â ç€Œèœ»æ æé LÇqÄ«ngqĂngyĂŹzhĂČng
Your wish is my command:Â ææŹäžćŠä»ćœÂ gĆngjĂŹngbĂčrĂșcĂłngmĂŹng
(Snarky Note: Officially sanctioned material distributed to Outworld tourists that bashes local businesses by name? Wild.)
100 Common XiÄnzhĆu Proverbs for Outworlders
A Sky-Faring Commission pamphlet that aims to help Outworlders understand more about XiÄnzhĆu culture.
On Travel: Arriving in the XiÄnzhĆu
Scenario
Glenn, an Outworlder, is a new XiÄnzhĆu resident whoâs looking forward to life here. After passing through the Jade Gate, she arrives at the XiÄnzhĆu LuĂłfĂșâs Starskiff Haven and meets her friend Han MĂšimei, whom she got to know online. From an Outworlderâs perspective, Glenn is well-versed in XiÄnzhĆuâs unique culture and lifestyle; however, actual life here is still quite different to what she had imagined. There remain plenty of surprises...
Dialogue
Han MĂšimei: âWelcome, Glenn! It must have been a long trip!â
Glenn: âThank you, Han MĂšimei.â
Han MĂšimei: âAre you tired? I can take you to straight to Petrichor Inn to rest up, if you like.â
Glenn: âIâm not tired. Iâd like to look around first. I learned a lot about XiÄnzhĆu from the internet, but it feels very different now that Iâm here.â
Han MĂšimei: âThat is what we call âone showing is worth a hundred sayingsâ!â
Idiom
One showing is worth a hundred sayings
Meaning: To see something is far better than to hear about it. This proverb indicates that oneâs own experience is more reliable than hearsay.
Usage: The idiom stresses the importance of relying on facts and maintaining oneâs independent thoughts, instead of being swayed by othersâ opinions. It can also be used to convey the idea that âseeing something with your own eyes leaves a stronger impression than only hearing about it.â
Example Usage
Iâd heard a lot about how delicious Dragon Spring Brew is and was delighted to try it, but when I ordered a pot at Spices Supreme, I was totally disappointed. Seriously, tasting is believing.
On Travel: Presenting Gifts
Scenario
After Glenn successfully completes her trade applications and signs all the corresponding agreements in the Palace of Astrum, she wants to express her gratitude to Han MÚimei, who has always supported and helped her. She has brought some snacks from her homeland and wants to gift those to Han MÚimei...
Dialogue
Han MĂšimei: âI heard that youâve wrapped up the trade agreement. Congratulations! Thatâs great news. I booked a private room at Spices Supreme so we can celebrate together.â
Glenn: âThank you, Han MĂšimei! I really canât thank you enough. Iâve brought some snacks from my homeland that Iâd like to give you...â
Han MĂšimei: âThank you so much. Iâll happily accept!â
Glenn: âThis is just a small gift bearing my vast appreciation. I hope itâs enough.â
Han MĂšimei: âThank you. Youâre too kind.â
Idiom
Small gift bearing vast appreciation
Meaning: The gift may be small, but the feeling it conveys is substantial. This saying requests that a gift should be judged not by its monetary value, but by the intent behind it.
Usage: "A small gift bearing oneâs vast appreciation" is a humble euphemism usually spoken by the giver of the gift. These polite euphemisms do not have much actual value in XiÄnzhĆuâs social etiquette, but they are used to help speakers sound refined. Therefore, it may be difficult for Outworlders to understand their nuances.
For the people of XiÄnzhĆu, this idiom may accompany even an expensive gift in order to ensure the giftâs value does not reduce the humility of the gift-giving gesture. Please remember that this idiom is not meant dishonestly, and is not an attempt to discredit the gift.
The recipient of the gift generally should not use this idiom; doing so implies you are belittling the gift. That goes against XiÄnzhĆu etiquette.
Inappropriate Use
I know this jade abacus is not some rare item, but since you came all the way here to give it to me, I suppose that makes it a small gift bearing vast appreciation.
On Work: Life in the Workplace
Scenario
Claude is an Outworlder who came to the XiÄnzhĆu seeking employment. He has recently been hired by Glenn as a foreign trade warehouse manager. After passing his interview, he starts his work registering stock at the Trove of Verdure warehouses in Cloudford. However, because he is frequently late for work and is often distracted during his shift, Glenn prepares to have a serious talk with him...
Dialogue
Glenn: âWhy are you never at your post when Iâm checking up on you?â
Claude: âIf youâre so fixated on looking for whatâs missing, youâre never going to notice what youâve actually got, are you?â
Glenn: âIf you keep leaving your post, then Iâll have to fire you.â
Claude: âHahaha, yeah, sure you will.â
Glenn: âAll right then, that settles it. Your wish is my command.â
Idiom
Your wish is my command
Meaning: Rather than continuing to talk politely about a (possibly contentious) matter, it is better to just obey. In other words, courtesy is no substitute for obedience.
Usage: Originally, this proverb was used to encourage accepting the goodwill of others rather than trying to politely decline for the sake of courtesy or superficial humility. It is a polite phrase often used after someone gifts you something or shows you favor. The above scenario demonstrates an extension from that original meaning; it indicates âwe donât need to be polite to each other anymore, so I will happily oblige you without being constrained by politeness.â
This idiom was originally a humble phrase that XiÄnzhĆu culture dictates can only be applied to oneself. There are contrasting phrases of respect that can only be used toward others. While living in the XiÄnzhĆu, one must be able to differentiate between phrases of humility and respect, and avoid situations where the two are mixed up and misused.
Inappropriate Use
âThere are 3,000 documents here. Please make my wish your command: register them all and then send them to me today.â
A fan narration of a Readable found on Herta Space Station. This is "Bye, Herta."
Music is "A Long Way" by Serge Pavkin Music.
Unusually, I have included both my readability-edited version and the original in-game version in this narration. There are two reasons for this:
1) It's poetry. Poetry is very far outside my wheelhouse, and so this is an extremely low-confidence readability revision.
2) It's very short.
Part of a series of readability revisions for Honkai Star Rail text.
Reminder that I cannot read or speak Mandarin. This is a fan revision for readability, not a re-translation. For a lengthy explanation of this pet project and repeated disclaimers, check here.
Back to the Future
A new advertisement for civilian starskiffs by XiÄnzhĆu brand Blitz.
Mountain Kite: An Unbound Traveler from the Past
We handed over the Mountain Kite prototype to a Sky-Faring Commission R&D pilot and watched him complete a test run on the interstellar racecourse.
When the Blitz Corp's logo flashed past us, I was so proudâI was just totally at a loss for words, thatâs how proud I was. Thank you, pilot, for helping me remember that victory at the LuĂłfĂș Ten-Day Races. Iâve regained something beautiful.
I was still young then. I didn't realize how much I would be changed by legendary starskiffs like the Blitzing Silver Thread, the Lion on the Deer Plains, and the Azure Phoenix of the Skies. I firmly believe that, like those titans before it, the Mountain Kite will fire up the hearts of the next generation of starskiff pilots.
â Chief Designer of the Mountain Kite
The core of the Mountain Kite's design concept is establishing a connection between the pilot and the starskiff at the most fundamental level â a pure, human, instinctive connection. This starskiff taps into our primordial desire for the boundless vaults of heaven and that special spiritual experience every pilot has when they become one with the sky.
â Editor-in-Chief of Lifitide
Mountain Kite continues the lightweight design of the Kite series and uses the latest mortise and tenon technology, endowing the vehicle with the most elegant contours and the most powerful heart. Simply sitting in the pilot's seat allows you to feel the deep, magnetic growl of the Sunhunt engineâthe same engine used by Cloud Knight fighter jets. This is a bird of prey with endless potential.
Within that fully enclosed cockpit, weâve recreated the thrill of competition-class racing. Youâll practically feel the roar of the arena as thousands cheer you on. For those pilots with a taste for customization, the Mountain Kite allows custom-ordered engines with individualized power settings, so you can build the beast of your dreams.
The Mountain Kite is the pinnacle of piloting experience. Weâve designed a customizable control panel that allows every pilot to tailor their starskiff to them. Compared to the complex and overwhelming control panels of previous generation starskiffs, the clean, intelligent panels of the Mountain Kite are more accessible for new pilots.
The Mountain Kiteâs extraordinary advances within the cockpit are matched by its ground-breaking safety design. It is the first starskiff to incorporate the Artisanship Commissionâs latest stall control system and features a completely upgraded drift correction device.
This patented, cutting-edge mechanism uses intelligent braking to control the starskiffâs yaw, ensuring vessel safety even during aerobatic flights.
The starskiff of the future, crafted with the utmost dedication by Blitz Corpâthe Mountain Kite looks forward to your test ride.
Readability Revision: The Startaro Bubble Tea Tastes Horrible
Part of a series of readability revisions for Honkai Star Rail text.
Reminder that I cannot read or speak Mandarin. This is a fan revision for readability, not a re-translation. For a lengthy explanation of this pet project and repeated disclaimers, check here.
The Startaro Bubble Tea Tastes Horrible
A review of a Starskiff Haven tea. It was posted to a forum.
Just Chatting â Starwatcher Station
It is vitally important to know both how to view a thing, and how to view everything.
âCommander of the Starwatcher Station
An Afternoon Tea Break â The Startaro Bubble Tea Tastes Horrible
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Posted on: September 21
I can't be the only one who thinks this startaro bubble tea tastes terrible. None of this yearâs new Immortalâs Delight products are even palatable! @ImmortalsDelight_LeisureTeas I seriously need to call out the staff at your Starstiff Haven outlet. The ingredients they put in are insane. Can they suck up fist-sized taro chunks? And the tea tastes as bland as water. Did they forget to add the actual tea concentrate?
Special Stargazer
Posted on: September 22
They use tea concentrate!? Then what am I drinking it for, the overboiled common beans and unwashed taro? There are 26 teahouses on Starwatcher Avenue and they're the only one with this level of audacity.
Pie doctor of night
Posted on: September 23
The Sleepless Earl is the only good place left on LuĂłfĂș. At least theyâre still brewing tea the old way. Itâs way better than the streetside shops and their mass-production machines / Forward this message to join a draw for a Sleepless Earl loyalty card
So long, and thanks for all the jade abaci.
Replied to: Pie doctor of night, September 23
Ermmmm can't say I didn't guess that ending. Never imagined someone would still be tooting the horn for the Sleepless Earl in this day and age. Can't you tell the owner herself is clueless about tea? That shop was just propped up by all the Outworlders who donât know the first thing about tea culture. How many LuĂłfĂș locals do you see drinking their stuff?
Granny Chen's Tofu with bownana
Replied to: Pie doctor of night, September 23
I can immediately tell that you're one of those worthless people who patronize the Sleepless Earl. You think their tea tastes better just because it's in a clay pot instead of a normal cup? Seriously, has anyone been to Royal Tea? They've recently put a big teapot in front of the store, and it even says "LuĂłfĂș relic. Please do not touch." That's real class, if you ask me. Anyone who still goes to the Sleepless Earl is losing face in the eyes of us older LuĂłfĂș citizens.
Pie doctor of night
Replied to: So long, and thanks for all the jade abaci, September 23
Blabbing about "old LuĂłfĂș" and "locals" ... this is what makes XiÄnzhĆu citizens lose face! Why do we still have old geezer traditionalists like you? "All who arrive from the endless starry seas are our honored guests" â didn't you learn this from your teachers in the lyceum? @StarwatcherStation_StartledDeer Can the mod of the day please delete this post!?
Let the Trials Come
Posted on: September 29
Woe is me, for the XiÄnzhĆu art of tea has perished! In days of yore 'twas so much more: a balance of various distilled scents, a frugality blended from practicality and simplicity, a world order where filial respect and table manners were equally observed, and the modest joy of sipping tea as life's meaning revealed itself. Now, cast your gaze upon LuĂłfĂș, and despair at how all such loveliness has dissipated! No billows of clouds, no tumbling creeksâthe heavens have forsaken us, and the noble houses are lost. All life is interchanged with works of blunt metal; O the very ugliness of it! Be it so that the tea sets have retired and the art of tea lost to this world. Yet, how unsightly that we now drink tea by the roadside, and inhale its aromas as we carelessly walk! XiÄnzhĆu has constructed an interconnected web through thousands of dimensions so friends from all corners of the universe can converse, yet now we misconstrue words and spread wide slander and false discourse! 'Tis a time when the very foundations of XiÄnzhĆu are in danger!
Granny Chen's Tofu with bownana
Posted on: October 2
Woah, a real LuĂłfĂș resident is here! Scamper, everybody! Actually, are they in the wrong section of the station? lol
A portrait burning at Starwatcher
Replied to: Let the Trials Come, October 7
What you say is correct; however, the XiÄnzhĆu is nowhere near as unsightly as you make it out to be. I am but a humble citizen who has worked for some time in LuĂłfĂș's tea industry, and it is my opinion that the new metallic tea machines have lowered the barrier for entry for people who want to try tea for the first time. Classic methods such as "Vegetations in the Alchemy Cauldron" require significant time and equipment, so fewer and fewer people were drinking tea that way. I think it's a good thing that more Outworlders can now experience the unique essence of XiÄnzhĆu's art of tea.
Granny Chen's Tofu with bownana
Posted on: October 10
Oh great, now an âearnestâ fellow! Everyone, get out of here!
Readability Revision: Management Strategy for Reporting Starskiff Traffic
Part of a series of readability revisions for Honkai Star Rail text.
Reminder that I cannot read or speak Mandarin. This is a fan revision for readability, not a re-translation. For a lengthy explanation of this pet project and repeated disclaimers, check here.
(Obligatory warning: this one, too, is just...bureaucracy in space. Good. Fun. Scintillating reading.)
Management Strategy for Reporting Starskiff Traffic
Regulations governing application submission for entry and exit permits. It is printed and distributed by the Sky-Faring Commission.
Public Document of the Sky-Faring Commission
Chapter One â Principles
One
This method standardizes reporting for incoming and outgoing starskiffs and ensures traffic safety within the XiÄnzhĆu. It was formulated in adherence with legislation such as the XiÄnzhĆu LuĂłfĂș Transport Regulations and the Starskiff Safety Inspection Standards.
Two
This method applies to civilian starskiffs that dock, depart, or use offshore loading stations within star systems under the XiÄnzhĆu LuĂłfĂș's jurisdiction.
This method does not apply to Cloud Knight fighter jets, star jets, or competition-class flight ships.
In this method, "reporting starskiff traffic" refers to all activities that involve the starskiff owner reporting their vehicleâs traffic information to the Sky-Faring Commission. Such information includes, but is not limited to, reports of docking, departing, and using offshore loading stations, and may be conducted via internet, mail, or other means of communication.
Three
The Sky-Faring Commission is the main organization responsible for starskiff traffic reporting, and oversees how said reporting is managed on the XiÄnzhĆu LuĂłfĂș.
The Sky-Faring Commissionâs Department of Aviation is specifically responsible for relevant aviation tasks, including receiving, verifying and managing exit and entry reports of vessels in its jurisdiction, new starskiff registrations, and the dynamic starskiff monitoring system.
Four
Starskiff traffic reports should be managed according to the principles of legality, fairness, and benefit to the people.
Chapter 2 â When to Report
Five
Starskiff traffic reports must be made to the local Department of Aviation in the following situations:
1. Arrival reports must be filed for starskiffs arriving at any dock, berth, anchorage grounds, or loading stations with the purpose of: loading or offloading goods, personnel embarking or disembarking, re-stocking supplies, or receiving contaminants;
2. Departure reports must be filed for starskiffs leaving any dock, berth, anchorage grounds, or loading stations after: loading or offloading goods, personnel embarking or disembarking, re-stocking supplies, or receiving contaminants.
Six
Starskiffs do not need to file a traffic report for the following situations:
1. The starskiff is entering (or exiting) XiÄnzhĆu space from (or to) interstellar space, and has already filed interstellar travel starskiff custom reports in accordance with relevant regulations;
2. The starskiff is a support vessel owned by Stargazer Navalia and is conducting scheduled work in the area;
3. The starskiff is a Sky-Faring Commission vessel currently on patrol or engaged in other official business.
Seven
Starskiffs only need to file a brief traffic report for the following situations:
1. A vessel is conducting official business (such as maintenance) for the wharf area;
2. A vessel is sailing or operating in the space operation platform area.
Eight
Starskiffs towed into dock by another vessel may either file a standard traffic report or file under "Dock Operations â Tugboat." If additional starskiffs must be added or removed from the towing vessel during interstellar rescue, transportation, or towing operations, a traffic report should be filed as soon as possible. When emergencies such as search and rescue operations prevent arrival or departure reporting as required by regulations, traffic reports should be filed as soon as possible after the operation has concluded.