thought I was your only vato

roria 🦛  mexica native & white 🦛 she/him 🦛 25 🦛 no dni i block liberally 🦛 certified bubble-headed booby 🦛

[cocaineyoga]

Good morning friends

Saturdayyyyyy

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[aslutsdiiiary]

Me this weekend

[iwatchsmiggles]

[bloodclotbitch]

[twinsfawn]

[luetta]

[uptownlowdown]

BOOGIE WOOGIE PIANIST LYNN ALBRITTON dispossessed blues (1943) dir. william forest crouch

[marinella-ela]

[typhlonectes]

Blue eared pheasant (Crossoptilon auritum), China

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[croaksac]

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

[mrsterlingeverything]

When i met u in the summer

[mrsterlingeverything]

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

😭

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Big fan of the tiny butt they gave him and how chill he is when wrapped up.