thought I was your only vato

roria 🦛  mexica native & white 🦛 she/him 🦛 25 🦛 no dni i block liberally 🦛 certified bubble-headed booby 🦛

[bloodclotbitch]

[twinsfawn]

[luetta]

[uptownlowdown]

BOOGIE WOOGIE PIANIST LYNN ALBRITTON dispossessed blues (1943) dir. william forest crouch

[marinella-ela]

[typhlonectes]

Blue eared pheasant (Crossoptilon auritum), China

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[croaksac]

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

[mrsterlingeverything]

When i met u in the summer

[mrsterlingeverything]

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

😭

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Big fan of the tiny butt they gave him and how chill he is when wrapped up.

[dyke-uncle]

Am I the only one who wants savory drink options. Like I should be able to go to the convenience store and get a bottle of bone broth out of the refrigerator. The flavor options are endless .

[internet-sentences]

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR