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he / they | call me zero or sard | mainly gn! or male!reader fics, but everyone is welcome | main blog is over at @killmurderfuck | any nsfw will be tagged, minors steer clear

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hi, welcome to my sideblog for ryan gosling fanfics. you can call me zero or sard. don't ask me why i'm here, i don't have an answer,,,

mostly going to post gender neutral or male reader fics, but anyone is welcome to come and read or hangout, i dont care. i'm not the gender police, just writing what i want to read :)

apologies if i come off as disinterested or dry, i'm bad with tone over the phone. chances are i'm sure psyched to talk to you, or i'm just stoned

tags: #zeros writing, #zero answers, #zeros thoughts

↬requests: open temporarily

↬inbox: open

↬characters i write for: colt seavers, the driver, henry letham, holland march, ken, lars lindstrom, ryland grace, sierra six / courtland gentry, and more to come

pfp by alexxuun

ryan gosling masterlist

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high as balls right (minors dni) now but i think holland march would have a thing for you squeezing his ass. hold on, stay w me here, take my hand...

like can you just imagine? first of all, he simply looks too good in those tight ass, stupidly tailored suit pants for you to ignore. and the way he jumps as you swat or grab him out of nowhere— oooh it brings a smug smile to your face quick as hell. bonus points if he turns around with tinted cheeks right after, asking what just happened despite knowing full well what just happened.

rest assured, holland will get you back for it later with some playful moves of his own, ignoring healy's half-hearted request to stop in the meantime (the other detective knew he wouldn't listen anyway). maybe he could even land some in the bedroom, if he continued to play his cards right.. but that was a later discussion

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friend stopped by my work today to drop off a late birthday present

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hey man, same anon as prev, i just wanted to say i am so sorry about that. i didn't mean to cross a line like that, it slipped my mind that makeup is mostly a feminine thing and this blog leans towards male readers. i'll be more conscientious with requests so that something like this won't happen again. again, i am so sorry.

hey no don't apologize, you're totally fine! like i said, makeup isnt really gendered, my previous response was really me trying to politely decline while still letting you know that it's a great brainworm to have!! you are one hundred percent a-okay my friend :)

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sharing lip gloss with ken or colt and by that i mean kissing them while you have lip gloss on and some of it ends up on their lips hrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhh

a very good thought anon! i don't really have anything to add to that, though, since i don't wear lipgloss and kinda made this blog as a male reader centered place. sorry to dissapoint, i just don't particularly like imagining those things in my stories as a trans guy since i write what i wanna read

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imagine parallel play with henry, maybe he's sketching something in his notebook and you're typing away on your laptop, maybe you're both smoking... maybe this is just bias (it definitely is) but henry's one of the geese i just really wanna spend time with, i think it'd be peaceful even for just a moment before either the world goes to shit or his freak tendencies start showing up /aff

you're such a genius for this anon.... ounghhhhhhh i know henry would love that too! picture the sound of graphite against paper as he doodles away, ocassionally looking up to ask you a question or two. nothing heavy enough to break the spell, just enough to keep your attention on him. is he so selfish for wanting such a thing? henry doesn't think so.

eventually he'll finish his piece, turning his canvas around to display a side profile of you. he revels in your reaction, whether that be pleasent surprise, or a steady warmth that slowly covers your cheeks and the tips of your ears. something about the way that it's drawn.. you can tell every stroke of the pencil was deliberate. analyzing. in a way that's both beautiful and slightly too good to be true. he really had managed to capture every detail of you in just a few minutes. and when you ask if you can keep it, henry agrees— only if you promise to continue these hangouts together.

when you say yes, henry can't stop himself from giving you a small smile.

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updated goslingverse playlists!

master playlist of all songs separated by character

colt seavers: the fall guy playlist

driver: the drive playlist

henry letham: stay playlist

holland march: the nice guys playlist

ken: barbie playlist

lars lindstrom: lars and the real girl playlist

ryland grace: project hail mary playlist

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feel free to ask questions about any of my song choices for them btw!! chances are nine times out of ten i'll have a specific answer, whether that be due to the lyrics, the vibes, or what have you!

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updated goslingverse playlists!

master playlist of all songs separated by character

colt seavers: the fall guy playlist

driver: the drive playlist

henry letham: stay playlist

holland march: the nice guys playlist

ken: barbie playlist

lars lindstrom: lars and the real girl playlist

ryland grace: project hail mary playlist

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HEY??? HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!

THANK YOU MY FRIEND!!! im nineteen now can you believe it

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spoke to ryan gosling and he confirmed that ryland grace would listen to steely dan. we will not be taking questions at this time

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never insult me and my imaginary ryan gosling like this ever again

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spoke to ryan gosling and he confirmed that ryland grace would listen to steely dan. we will not be taking questions at this time

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happy super belated birthday!! 😅🥳 imagine colt preparing a surprise birthday party even though it's super belated by this point :'D i mean, you're both too busy to celebrate in time, but there's no way he's gonna just let that slide! besides, if it's truly on a random, free day, the surprise in 'surprise birthday party' really makes itself apparent, right?

ANON I LOVE YOU FOR THIS. it's also very funny considering colt is one of the people i'm working on bday headcanons for, and you pretty much hit the nail on the head w that one... i mean, colt's running all around the set, wondering why on earth you came into work on your birthday, trying to bribe people out of the sweet snacks they have stashed away. he's even arguing with the props department ["what do you mean i cant borrow decorations!? you're not even using them!!"], doing his best to find a gift for you in the meantime. not that he has much trouble with that last part, colt has had plenty of time pining after you from afar (and up close..) to consider many birthday gift ideas. YAY!!!

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sorry for the radio silence! my birthday was on the eighth, and i've been swamped with work ever since then. trying to write a request and headcanons of my own in the meantime, but there's no guarantee that i'll be getting them out soon, apologies

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that being said, if anyone wants to toss goslingverse ideas in my inbox, i'd deeeefinitely be down to throw some right back. nothing elaborate like an official post, but still a lil something!

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sorry for the radio silence! my birthday was on the eighth, and i've been swamped with work ever since then. trying to write a request and headcanons of my own in the meantime, but there's no guarantee that i'll be getting them out soon, apologies

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recognizing longtime followers urls from my main blog in the notes over here is sending me. its like being introduced to someone while wearing a hat and fake mustache

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two ten hour shifts both days before my birthday... we might not be getting those bday headcanons out in time gang

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the idea of driver developing a crush on a waiter at the diner that irene works at is the only thing getting me through my shift...... maybe he leaves a bit of a bigger tip than usual. maybe he makes sure to plant soft "thank you's" everytime you top off his drink— a delicacy that the soft spoken man rarely extends to others. maybe he eventually works up the courage to ask for your number, fingers tracing the rim of his coffee cup with a hint of anxiety behind it