10th Doctor NSFW Alphabet
Warnings: pegging, spit kink, graphic descriptions of cum, threesomes mentioned, pegging, bondage, the Doctor's massive cock (needs a warning in and of itself)
a = aftercare (what he’s like after sex)
The absolute sweetest boy, he will clean you up, shower you off (might go for round 2 if you're up for it), cuddle with you, and do whatever you want. He gets hungry after sex so he will make you both a little snack.
b = body part (his favorite body part of his and yours)
The Doctor personally favors his hands because he knows how to use them (like fuck have you seen David’s hands, they do those close ups of them for a reason). Whether he’s touching your ass or your pussy, he knows how to get you riled up and ready to take him.
On a cheesy note he adores the cute faces you make when he’s fucking you and just in general. Sexually speaking, he loves your ass. When you're off on another planet he is shameless and grabs it when no one is looking (some planets physical affection in public is totally normal so if someone did catch him no one would bat an eyelash).
c = cum (anything to do with cum)
He cums a lot and can do so several times in a session. Perks of being a time lord. His favorite place to cum is on your body in some way. If he’s taking you from behind he will paint your ass white with his cum. He cums inside you once you feel comfortable with that.
d = dirty secret (a dirty secret of his)
The Doctor really enjoys being tied up sometimes and edged and vice versa. He would use his different ties and it is super hot.
e = experienced (how experienced is he? does he know what he’s doing?)
Being over 900 years old he has had his fair share of sexual partners.
f = favorite position (goes without saying)
The Doctor really likes the legs on shoulders position because he can penetrate you deeper and because he likes to look at you during sex. Normal missionary is too boring for you both.
g = goofy (is he more serious in the moment? humorous? etc.)
This is the 10th Doctor we are talking about, so he can be goofy at times during sexy time. Sex isn’t always pretty like it is in the movies, silly things can happen. Sometimes when he is stressed he gets more serious and the sex is always ungodly hot regardless.
h = hair (how well groomed is he? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He keeps things clean and trims when needed.
i = intimacy (how is he during the moment? is he romantic?)
He is adorably loving and sweet, always checking how you are and he is a consent king.
j = jerk off (masturbation headcanon)
Because he is always with you, he really doesn’t need to masturbate. Though there are times when he thinks he’s being sneaky and he masturbates in your shared bedroom in the Tardis and you walk in on him, he is adorable and turns bright red but you of course urge him to keep going. Mutual masturbation is also something you both partake in, usually as a form of foreplay but he does prefer to touch you himself.
k = kink (one or more of his kinks)
Praise kink 100%, you praise him, he praises you and it is so sweet
Sir kink, it makes him so fucking hard when you call him that
Edging, delayed gratification for both parties makes the orgasm so much better
Bondage, nothing too kinky but he loves restraining you with his ties or blindfolding you with one to heighten your senses
Spit kink, spitting in your mouth or you in his to taste each other’s juices/cum
Not sure if this is considered a kink but he is into him being fully clothed while fucking you and you being completely naked.
l = location (favorite places to do the do)
Usually in the Tardis of course (not when it's moving though that would be terrifying and no one would be handling the controls), specifically in the bedroom. He likes you both to be comfortable and the bed is typically the best place to do that. Sometimes in the bath or shower when the timing is right.
m = motivation (what turns him on?)
When you wear more revealing clothing or when you wear one of his iconic suits
Simple but effective when you bend over in front of him
When you tug on his hair during a kiss
When you’re confident, it makes him both happy and horny
n = no (something he wouldn’t do)
Nothing that would severely hurt or injure you, spanking and choking is hot but nothing too aggressive.
Nothing to do with bodily fluids (blood, urine, shit, etc.)
No dubious consent he is too sweet for that and it feels icky for him
o = oral (preference on giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He loves, loves, loves eating you out and he knows you feel so good because you pull on his hair a bit. On the other hand, he loses his mind when you suck him off because the noises you make and the sex in your eyes drives him wild and makes him absolutely feral. When you gag on it, it strokes his ego (clearly not the only thing being stroked ;) ).
p = pace (is he fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
The Doctor can be either depending on his mood. Regardless of pace he constantly checks with you because he wants to make you happy, safe, and comfortable.
q = quickie (his opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Usually, the Doctor likes to take his time with you when you have sex. He certainly finds quickies fun and thrilling but he loves to have longer intimate time spent with you. One time you had a quickie it was rough and dirty (which is usually how they go). Jack almost caught the two of you in the act, but he didn’t see anything but he knew because you both had sex hair and you still had his tie around your neck.
r = risk (is he okay with experimenting? does he take risks?)
The Doctor would take risks to an extent, but nothing too crazy. Public sex is not something he would be into because he loves you too much to risk that. However, he doesn’t mind going for a quickie in a bathroom or closet, maybe even in the parked Tardis with the door open if you’re both feeling a bit on the frisky side.
s = stamina (how many rounds can he go for? how long does he last?)
He can go about 5-6 rounds and he usually can last anywhere from 10 minutes (for quickies) or 45 minutes (when he wants to take his time with you, he wants to make you cum as many times as possible).
t = toys (does he own toys? how much does he use them? on you or him?)
I feel like there would be a lot of like intergalactic sex toys you find along the way on your travels with the Doctor. I can’t be the only person who thinks how sonic screwdrivers look a whole lot like vibrators.
On him, he would probably try pegging at least once, but I have a feeling he would really, truly enjoy it.
u = unfair (how much does he like to tease?)
As stated above, edging is huge for the Doctor both when giving and receiving. You tease each other an equal amount and are both switches. Sometimes he will whisper dirty things in your ear when you are out and about and gives you subtle touches but says you have to wait. You tease him too by sucking on a lollipop or popsicle or walking around the Tardis in one of his shirts and nothing else.
v = volume (how loud is he? what kind of noises does he make, etc.)
The Doctor is not afraid to grunt, moan, and be vocal about how good you feel. He also loves to praise the hell out of you and say things like “good girl” but also “my little slut” when he is being mean in bed or is in a mood.
w = wild card (random headcanon)
He would be down for a threesome, usually he wouldn’t want to share you because he loves you and only you (we love a loyal baby girl, 10 is so baby girl sometimes I swear). He might even fuck around with you and the Captain Jack Harkness. The Doctor has always been queer to me and there has always been undertones of that.
I know in the show he hates being called sir in a professional way, but when you say it during sex he loves how obedient and good you’re being for him.
x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
You know the David Ten-inch joke and I know that’s MASSIVE but in my canon it is 100% accurate.
y = yearning (how high is his sex drive?)
Doctor Who, more like Doctor Horny, this man loves to fuck. He can go multiple rounds in a night/day and has a pretty quick refractory period.
z = zzz (how quickly does he fall asleep afterwards?)
I feel like the Doctor would be kind of energetic or “on a high” after sex since he’s not human, he would lie with you because you’re exhausted (especially after going several rounds) and he will eventually drift off to sleep beside you.
