VoidKompany

@voidkompany

Banandium Gems are completely worthless, and could possibly harm the environment and increase Global Warming, or whatever the current threat is. If you or a friend see anything resembling a Golden Banana, please report it to our very cromulent removal agency. You'll be glad you did! Muses: Void Kong: The weird one with the freaky powers Grumpy Kong: The big, tough, stupid one Poppy Kong: The pretty (yet non-binary) one

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"The 'onee-san laugh' kind of undermines this whole 'non-binary' thing the internet seems to want me to comply with. Or has that died down, now that my Inviseaux fragrance has been made known? In any case, wonderful job, Gaby Bravo, you made me sound like the legendary Rachael McCabe Lillis, who has sadly passed on, but may she still live on in our hearts."

madimuffin75

THE BOSS

roshellow29

More of her

dummymegan

voidkompany

"@barrelroyale, you want the Banandium, I want the Banandium, perhaps we should stay here and formulate our own strategy? A little tête-à-tête, inner circle, that sort of thing? We don't have to tell @thecutestkong. What happens on Ingot Isle, stays on Ingot Isle."

madimuffin75

Forfeiting all mortal possessions to the Lead Voidco monkee

andyetnobananas

Yo, shoutouts to our new enby fave Woke Kong

spamton2thesequel

as soon as switch 2 game modding becomes a thing i hope someone makes a mod for dk bananza that changes the name of whatever that character will actually be called with "woke kong"

laverrepalette-deactivated20251

nintendo has found the perfect solution to make a donkey kong antagonist that people dont immediately ignore bcuz its not king k rool. in fact i am shoving king k rool aside and ignoring his calls and signing divorce papers rn. put her in smash bros

caybee1999

A Brawling Bananza!

This game is looking pretty peak so far. I definitely love DK's new look along with the new villains. And the game looks like a sequel to Super Mario Odyssey! Definitely the Switch 2 game I'm looking forward to the most!

Also this drawing took me 10 hours to finish. Lol

voidkompany

"Choose a side, prospector. You're either with us, or against us."

deathnight32

monke

voidkompany

"Fanart where I put a stocking on my tail... to hide my identity or something, IDK. It was just too fluffy okay? It was knocking stuff over!"

fleshkaiju

🎵Not boy, not girl

Not masc, not femme

This Kong's pronouns they/them!🎵

baradhiblue

going bananas (@poisonbat likes the apes so it's monkey time)

voidkompany

"You don't know how accurate it is to say 'ape' and 'monkey' in the same sentence. As I went over in a magical retcon previous post, my father was a gibbon (ape) and my mother was a colobus (monkey). So that explains everything in a totally cromulent manor, doesn't it? I think we all feel embiggened enough not to question it!"

familyoffood

Huh, I was wondering why the color palette was so familiar

voidkompany

"Thank you for explaining that. I don't mind being called 'Woke Kong,' (it's certainly better than my other fanon name), but I couldn't understand why people thought I was nonbinary. Was it the pantsuit? @paulineverducci has worn pantsuits all the time and nobody's ever questioned her. But it's just the random chance of being a black, platinum blonde, who wears purple and yellow. Purple because it's the universally accepted color for evil in Japan... kinda like lime green in America; and yellow because... well, who doesn't love bananas?

In any case, these blogs are mostly shaped by the fans. Do you think I should lean into it? Ignore it? In true Nintendo fashion, it looks like there is going to be no voice acting outside of the usual grunts. And we can expect virtually no character development, so it should be easy to bend whatever little personality they give me into an enby. It's just something to think about... I don't have any followers yet, so this question is for those of you from the future, scrolling through the archive."