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If I was a monkey I would be door dashing bananas

thundering like it had thunder rock candy. Flashing light in my windows.

BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama reportedly seen drinking pepsi at a hotpot place, he was quoted saying "swishing that pepsi like blackberry pie". Protests and strikes are expected to follow.

#breaking news #news #barack obama #blackberrypie

Swishin' that pepsi like blackberry pie.

#pepsicola #pepsi phil #coca cola #blackberry #pie #blackberrypie #sorry im high #pi

Moneo was cooking! Fuck them ancient homophobic gholas! Let them fish speakers kiss and shit!

#dune #god emperor of dune #god emperor of mankind #leto ii atreides #moneo atreides

#wasp #waspinator #nest #mycology #fungus #reddit #wrath #i'm dumbfounded

Met this dude. Kinda chill, might scratch me later. Idk this is peak ascension physique

#bigcheeks #divine messages #creature #spectacular #what a gorgeous man #religion #massive cheeks #ginormous cheeks #titanic cheeks

Dude who invented umbilical cords? No i do not want anything shot up my body by a pneumatic tube.

#high #highthoughts #pneumonia #pneumaticsystems #pneumatic tools #pneuma #umbilical #umbilical cord

Help help help help help

#fentanyl #lace dress #grandson #grandmacore #grandpa #crashing out #now playing

dogpuppy

The #Pennsylvanians have allied with the #Basotho. They are too strong. They have nuclear weapons, i promi! Cmon UN we gotta pass a resolution to flatten them.

#world map #map #topology #geography #alternate universe #alternate history