a body for sacrifice

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[volantium]

just keep watching | read here on ao3 (locked)

aka Lando’s a driver, Oscar’s a model, can I make it any more obvious? wag au vibes-ish, getting together.

“Lando, Oscar, let's get a couple of shots, okay? In front of the car, yeah?”

Shots Oscar can do. That’s familiar territory. He shifts into his go-to pose, angled slightly, shoulders back, chin tipped ever so slightly. What’s not familiar territory is the way Lando’s hand sweeps across his spine, fingers settling easily, steadily on Oscar’s side like they’ve done this before. The way Lando so easily occupies the space beside him is completely uncharted.

McLaren’s own photographer snaps away, Sophie over his shoulder nodding her approval until she calls out. “Oscar, would you be able to show off the jacket for us?”

Just his luck. There’s no way Oscar’s putting it on—the humidity is worse than back home—but it’s not hard to shuffle around, Lando’s hand dropping from his waist. Oscar moves until his back, and most importantly the jacket draped over his shoulders are to the lens. From the corner of his eye he sees a flicker of movement, Lando’s hand hovering like he wants to settle it back on Oscar’s waist.

Oscar turns his head to look at Lando, only to find Lando already watching him. Their eyes meet. Oscar’s never seen such a peculiar shade before. Blue swirled with green, something hazel to it but not quite. Utterly mesmerising. An expression underlying it all that Oscar’s suddenly desperate to know what’s made that look appear in Lando’s eye. Oscar blinks, dropping his gaze, lest he do something foolish like step closer.

[darkisms]

me watching kimi get yet another pole

[oopslandiia]

[ef-1]

holy shit???

[eightyonefour]

"fancy seeing you here" after both of them DNS 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣

[oopslandiia]

[tinseltownie]

I simply cannot get over this new trend of posting fic screenshots and links on twitter.com is everybody okay

[grogumaximus]

Max says lock the fuck in, get your shit together

[transformativeworks]

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[gumy-shark]

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

[l0veyourselfirst]

more of Oscar wearing wide-leg pants please

[artist173]

Do u have landoscar fics recs?

boy do I have a list for you ><

LANDOSCAR FIC RECS //

feel free to comment ur recs // ongoing (not in any specific order) ;)

by conquest's right(MUST READD), while the eyes are on us & like a winner by @amilyame

literally every fic by @passengerprincipessa

again, every fic(I binged thru all of them in a night) by @ellusionist

cx's collection by @cx-boxbox

second movement & call of the void & take it offline. actually go read everything by @lellabellas

casual by @loquarocoeur

anon collection <- READD by @palimpsezt (please come to tumblr so i can appreciate u) (CAME TO TUMBLR !!!)

you love me(but you don't know it yet) by @nyoomfruits

october birds & (un)subtlety by @wanderingblindly

every fic(<33) by @its-all-papaya

every fic(againx4) by @ocontraire

all fics (getting little repetitive here...) by @ipleadbritney

i say you'll live without it collection by @freeuselandonorris

death and other lies & event horizon by @finifugue

turn off the tide & the road not taken by @zelebrini SO GOOD

works by @raekiastri

like you do by @vroombeams

i'll kiss you first by anon

call me by your name by @likepilotlights

turn down the world by anon

i'ma fight a man(i'ma find a man tonight) by @lemonadedino

to be alone with you by @kallicaria

astra ex machina by @ne0nyx

this train terminates at stanmore by @haileycomets

december '24(or, a landoscar fever dream) by @landoscaring

all works by @utopiastri

apex of you by @Searchingthrumymemory

time is the cross by @unpublishableprivateliterature

drive slow & you wear it well by anon

salt skin by @strawberry-daiquiris

fly the ocean(in a silver plane) by @settsplitt

all works by @bias_hoe

your hands up on my body(do you still want me?) by @avefortuna

dew & the wounded heart by @gorcelain

forget-me-not by @ofdogsandwolves

personal best by landojpg

knuckle under by @nineteen-fiftyseven

we'll do it live by queenofcups

all that I am & drastic measures(LIFE CHANGING.)by @strwbrrymchii

post-it hearts and playlists by smexy4you

what are you waiting for? (it's your serve) by @serve-cunt 

in the firing line by @sincerelylancelot

bloom for you by @artchvies

i think we're collection by @twolapsdown

fatebreakers by @whilethemoonlightshinesbright

a bunch of fics (BEST AUs!!!) by camomileas

you've got your demons(they look like me) & starboy(!!!! I LOVE THIS FIC) by Mclrnshtposting

inevitable us by aussieassassin (ephemerial) <- LOVEE

only 4 the brave & amygdala yours (LOVE LOVEE) by @hayasila (haliyaaachi)

all's fair in love and war by twentyeightsix

resonance frequency by @volantium

in my room (sooo amazing) by orthenight

weight of the earth by justsyknow

catch my dive by s0kkyy_mx

oblivion by nyvest

radio static by apopemptos

[p4nishers]

im gonna throw up what do you mean jack rested his fucking head against robbys fucking arm to comfort him i feel like my house was just burned down and rebuilt into mansion what the fuck

[teddytheartist]

Tony CANNOT stand them ,,, they don’t care lol.

(He loves them both very very much, also he wants their make out sessions to remain outside of his immediate vicinity at ALL times yay)

⋆.𐙚 ̊ check me out! > twt | Inst ⋆.𐙚 ̊

[brickylittle]

oh my god I just realized this is the year people will stop being born and stop aging and stop dying

[trippin-on-apple]

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

[freakoutgirl]

Us at this beautiful end to 2025

[shnehollander]

this is the most biblically accurate thing i've seen in my life, i'm floored. author needs to be like. given awards for this. like this is a thesis. this is history.

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