This is the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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@volatileintrovert
This is the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever seen
fuck all internalized misogyny except for misery business by paramore
There’s a palpable sexual tension in that one
“She’s got a body like an hourglass” and why is this relevant, Hayley?
@farmcorelynch elijah ur mind……..
IKEA Taiwan recreated their entire catalog in Animal Crossing New Horizons
Putting the full text of the NYT article that the first tweet was responding to underneath the cut.
Link to the original tweet: https://twitter.com/speechleyish/status/1275990670663012352
Link to a couple of more serious threads about exactly why the biennial “Durian: the Freakshow Fruit” articles are so annoying:
https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276088736296472577
https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276313332492845056
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They. Went. INNNNN.
went to visit a colleague
barbie is Bi.
Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt
the B in LGBT stands for Barbie
Let’s not forget that this photo is canon. And anyone who assumes that she’s just being an ally will have to fight me
At least we still have Bi Barbie
Remember: you can’t spell BarBIe without Bi!
<3 I hope Barbie and her girlfriends are doing okay right now <3
Barbie is also poly-amorous and ken is absolutely ok with this. Evidence:
He’s Ken’s buddy™️
just bros bein guys bein dudes amiright
This has lowkey/highkey been the mood for 2020.
I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.
Is that true is this why there’s so much fucking hype ??
starry eyes