Voldsrud

Buy your eggs from a reputable source youtube.com/@vlsrd

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to be a beaver the urge to fell the old oak this animal sucks

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The first gay kiss in film history (1927)

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Endangered animal of the week #3

This herbivorous shark would be considered a gentle giant if it wasn't 8 centimeters long. Skittish and very hard to hit with a harpoon, but well worth the effort for the advanced poacher.

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An illuminating egg locale

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The connectedness of nature is incredible when you put it into perspective. 300 million years ago, some dumb lizards were probably fingering each other right where you're standing. Those lizards were our ancestors.

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Endangered animal of the week #2

Despite being renamed as part of a sponsorship agreement, this penguin's population is declining due to unfavorable SEO.

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Radiating michaelwaves today

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All around me are familiar Frasiers Worn out Frasiers, worn out Frasiers Baby I hear that the blues are calling Tossed salads, tossed salads And maybe I seem a bit confused Scrambled eggs, scrambled eggs Maybe that's true but I got you pegged Quite stylish, quite stylish

And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams where Niles is dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I don't know what to do With all those eggs and salads I hear them They're calling again They're calling again They're calling again They're calling again

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Egg encounter; What other treasures lie within?

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Do not mistake my dysentery for disinterest

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Endangered animal of the week #1

Poachable and approachable, this hog-adjacent creature is a great addition to any poacher's poachfolio.

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This is exactly the kind of egg placement you want to avoid

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Perfect