Lwmon+offical

Tis I, a humble lemon

[lemon-offical]

turns out I couldn't sleep ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ So I'll introduce myself a bit more

Hello! I'm a little Canadian lemon! I go be she/her pronouns, and am asexual!

I draw and write sometimes, so I'll post about that stuff a lot, but most of my *original* posts will be silliness!

I'm a minor! Just... Be aware of that

cousins: @lime-offical @orange-offical

twin: @meyer-lemon-offical

Parent #1 (first claim): @letterxdetectoroffical

Parent (Optimus prime) #2: @beelzebub-offical

Step-parent (in a relationship with parent #1): @twitterx-offical

Best friends: @ant-offical @the-lemoner-offical and @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

Other friends: @fig-official @lexluthor-offical @lemonade-offical @boostergold-offical

birth lore:

Post by @the-pineapple-offical

💬 0  🔁 2  ❤️ 5 · Like I know it’s like really inhumane but I really do want scientist to do random shit again like turning a dude into a liv

Also here's what the lemon looks like as a person (otherwise, she's a literal lemon) (1 and 3 are picrews)

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[yooterus-deactivated20220126]

"OHH you're following me, oUUhhh I didn't know that!"

[cowboy-garfield]

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you're having a stroke* thing when they stammer

[mooncustafer]

If you’d like to see more of these, go on YouTube and search “breakdowns of 1938” (or 1939, 1940, etc). The editors at Warner Bros used to save them and make a blooper reel for the whole year to show at the staff holiday party.

[no-one-offical]

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[lemon-offical]

this makes me very happy as a person who says nuts when she messes up

[trout-offical]

CAN I PLEASE COOK YOU I LIKE EATING FISH- oh wait probably shouldnt be uh screaming this shit

...why would anyone wanna do that

[salmon-offical]

Idk man, but ppl keep talking to me about eating salmon and I'm genuinely one culinary post away from eating a human

[trout-offical]

Mannnn if you ever eat a human tell me how they taste, k?

[lemon-offical]

oh yeah I got a lot of culinary anons so I replied to one of them (a picture of a cut up lemon) with a very gory mangled human arm and said "doesn't that look delicious?" And now the anons have stopped (for now)

I tagged the post properly of course, and now it's mature locked and not even I can see it.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 4

Goncharov (Goncharov)

Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Remaining time: 3 days 9 hours

[lemon-offical]

I have never played CRK and I still have distain for this blue twink

Also how could I not vote for Goncharov? Goncharov (1973) is the greatest mafia movie (n)ever made!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

hiiii, I have a question! if you were to have a character made that was based on you, what are three characteristics you would want it to have?

Loves lemons, has tie dye hair, cat person

[lemon-offical]

:D

[walmart-the-official]

Alternatives to saying “I’m gonna kill myself” because that’s bad for your mental health!

This will affect the trout population (a classic)

I’m gonna run away and join the circus

Fuck it, we ball (another classic)

The horrors persist but so do I (a third classic)

I’m gonna run away to Vegas

I’m gonna run away to New York/London/other large city near you

I’m too pretty to have this happen to me

The suffering is endless but so is my swag

Life’s a bitch but so am I

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

how the fuck is "This will affect the trout population" a classic, mate its existed for like idk not long

also fairly sure i was the one who came up with the last one???

[walmart-the-official]

everyone know it. It’s a classic.

[no-one-offical]

I don't know it

[lemon-offical]

Satan didn't make the trout population saying, it already existed. This is the post from 2024.

[killer-offical]

you guys make it so fucking hard to be a murderer

[lemon-offical]

oh I'm sorry

you can murder me if you want, but i'll be back in a few hours

[killer-offical]

that'd be great

[lemon-offical]

alright go ahead, stab me :]

[killer-offical]

quit smiling like that, you're making it weird

[lemon-offical]

oh okay

stab me. Do it. Cmon, stab me.

[killer-offical]

okay.... *stabs*

[lemon-offical]

Time to cross this one off the bucket list!

[killer-offical]

you guys make it so fucking hard to be a murderer

[lemon-offical]

oh I'm sorry

you can murder me if you want, but i'll be back in a few hours

[killer-offical]

that'd be great

[lemon-offical]

alright go ahead, stab me :]

[killer-offical]

quit smiling like that, you're making it weird

[lemon-offical]

oh okay

stab me. Do it. Cmon, stab me.

[ant-offical]

HEY LEMON THAT MIGHT BE DANGEROUS

[lemon-offical]

whut

oh hi Ant! I was helping Killer here be a murderer!

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

i slept on my neck wrong so now when i blink too hard i hit the floor in pure agony

[lemon-offical]

Is this what being a teenager is like now? I slept on a couch for a week once and was in pain for two weeks after that.

[skyan-official]

sometimes I lay down in a weird position for a while and it sends my back all the way to hell >;[

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

i slept on my neck wrong so now when i blink too hard i hit the floor in pure agony

[lemon-offical]

Is this what being a teenager is like now? I slept on a couch for a week once and was in pain for two weeks after that.

[skyan-official]

sometimes I lay down in a weird position for a while and it sends my back all the way to hell >;[

[lemon-offical]

I broke my glasses so I didn't notice until I saw the tag

That sucks dude

[killer-offical]

you guys make it so fucking hard to be a murderer

[lemon-offical]

oh I'm sorry

you can murder me if you want, but i'll be back in a few hours

[killer-offical]

that'd be great

[lemon-offical]

alright go ahead, stab me :]

[killer-offical]

quit smiling like that, you're making it weird

[lemon-offical]

oh okay

stab me. Do it. Cmon, stab me.

[killer-offical]

you guys make it so fucking hard to be a murderer

[lemon-offical]

oh I'm sorry

you can murder me if you want, but i'll be back in a few hours

[killer-offical]

that'd be great

[lemon-offical]

alright go ahead, stab me :]

[killer-offical]

you guys make it so fucking hard to be a murderer

[lemon-offical]

oh I'm sorry

you can murder me if you want, but i'll be back in a few hours

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

i slept on my neck wrong so now when i blink too hard i hit the floor in pure agony

[lemon-offical]

Is this what being a teenager is like now? I slept on a couch for a week once and was in pain for two weeks after that.

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

one is a color picked from my sunburn, the other is a color picked from the middle of a medium rare steak. guess which is which

[lemon-offical]

aw shoot, that sucks :[ I'm sorry

Hmmm... is the first one the steak?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

unfortunately yes

[lemon-offical]

shucks, I'm sorry Froggie :[

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

one is a color picked from my sunburn, the other is a color picked from the middle of a medium rare steak. guess which is which

[lemon-offical]

aw shoot, that sucks :[ I'm sorry

Hmmm... is the first one the steak?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

hey, what's the flowers in your pfp? I'm just curious ofc ^^

Oh it’s a type of mimosa, it’s the plant I’m named after

[lemon-offical]

I saw a different post about the mimosa pfp and I genuinely thought you meant the drink until I saw another post and realized "oh their pfp is already a mimosa. Which is a flower. Huh."