wallacepolsom
NASA
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dirt enthusiast
shark vs the universe
ojovivo
Discoholic 🪩
Sade Olutola
Mike Driver
styofa doing anything
Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni
Monterey Bay Aquarium
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Not today Justin
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todays bird
izzy's playlists!
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Stranger Things
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@saccharine-seashells
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw
We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.
night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you
Bestie that is a supernova. You are ABOUT TO DIE
And yet, that Supernova came from nothing but us holding hands. There is great power in that, the shared kindness of supporting each other. Power enough to rival the stars
i quit cold turkey
quit what?
cold turkey
yeah but what did you quit
im telling you, i quit cold turkey
alcohol?
no i quit cold turkey
i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit
and im telling you i quit cold turkey
wait. you quit cold turkey?
yes i quit cold turkey
like the meat?
no i dont like it thats why i quit it
cold turkey?
no im gradually weaning myself off it
"Quitting cold turkey" is a phrase in early twenty-first century English that refers to ceasing a habit (especially an addictive one) completely and without any mitigation factors. There is an expectation that the individual will suffer the full effects of withdrawal with the hope that, should they make it to the other side, the addiction will be gone completely. This is in contrast with weaning off a habit by reducing frequency or intensity over time, or replacing a habit with a similar, but less harmful one.
The above conversation is a joke based on a misunderstanding. The first person is talking about quitting the consumption of leftover meat (literal "cold turkey"), while the second person is under the mistaken impression that they are describing the method of quitting while failing to describe the substance/habit that is being quit.
Some other points of linguistic confusion in the joke include "alcohol?" being potentially interpreted as both "did you quit alcohol?" and "do you want alcohol?" and "like the meat" as both "Are you referring to cold turkey in reference to the meat?" and "Do you enjoy the meat?"
This style of comedy of mutual misunderstanding over potential interpretations of words is associated with Abbot and Costello's famous "Who's on first" skit, but it is a known genre of wordplay/comedy.
many of my mutuals on here r like a friend i worry about
When the coarse/rough feeling of leg hair starts getting to me on a sensory level, since I refuse to shave or wax my legs due to approximately all reasons ranging from dysphoria to sensitive skin issues to who has the time to Fuck That Bullshit, I apply: beard butter.
It's made for moisturizing and softening--basically conditioning--coarse hair, as well as the skin, without leaving weird residue.
They come in a wide variety of brands, ingredients, and pricepoints, I won't even begin to make a suggestion, but yes it is different than beard balm or beard oil.
Since it's going on legs, which means both less sensitive skin and much greater surface area than a beard, I recommend going for quantity over quality and getting something cheap.
It doesn't give you that dolphin smoothness, but it does make your legs feel nice and soft, and doesn't have the consequence of being extra prickly and itchy later. It might be especially good for people who are making the brave leap from shaving to not shaving.
i think pretty much every character in hamlet is equally fascinating but i do kind of feel worst for horatio. imagine you go to your friend’s house to visit over like a college break and while you’re there your friend and his whole family gets murdered in front of you. horatio doesn’t even live there
Royal Copenhagen, porcelain figurine of three sleeping kittens.
continuing traditions
saviour grace + rocky being rocky :p
thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep
hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.
i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself
crisp glass of water moodboard
you WILL develop an all-encompassing & unconditional sense of warmth and empathy for your younger self (no longer asking)
it isnt the same but i honestly wanna give my younger self a hug and let her cry into me. they really need it.
they're still here
puppy to puppy communication
im gonna cry
by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore
Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”
i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned
kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous
