The Galaxy's Garbage Disposal

The random shit I think of; including but not limited to: memes, incorrect quotes, and stupid shit mixed with the random reblog

[knife-friend]

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APRIL FOOLS! IT WAS A KITTY INSTEAD!!

Hope everyone has a scare-free April Fools day! ^^

[the80svoltron]

[voltrontrashcan]

Pidge: I'm not actually funny, I'm just mean, and people think I'm joking.

Lance: We don't think you're funny...

Hunk: We just laugh so you don't snap, and murder us.

[voltrontrashcan]

Alura: *to Lotor* I'm not saying I hate you....

Alura: But I would unplug your life support to charge my phone

[voltrontrashcan]

Lance: When I was a kid I wanted to be a gynecologist.

Hunk: ....

Lance: Dude rocks are awesome!

Hunk: ....

Hunk: DO YOU MEAN A FUCKING GEOLOGIST!

[voltrontrashcan]

Lance: Somethings are better left unsaid.

Lance: Which I generally realize right after I've said them

[voltrontrashcan]

Pidge: I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE!!!!

Shiro: i've never felt alive....

[voltrontrashcan]

Lance: You can't touch me.

Pidge: No, but I can kick you in the shin, and reach you.

Lance: Well that's mean, but you're still short.

[voltrontrashcan]

Lance: *jokingly* See you bitches in hell

Shiro: I'm already there.....

[voltrontrashcan]

Lance: Hey Satan.

Keith: *tears up* That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!

Lance: *confused* I was talking to Pidge...

Pidge: 'Sup bitch.

[voltrontrashcan]

[Klance's 1st meeting]

Lance: Hey, you're Keith right? You're as good as they say!

Keith:

Lance: My name is Lance! I sure hope we become best friends, but I don't we have a falling out over rankings, leading to a tense, emotion heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on.

Keith: Yeah....that'd be awful.

Lance:

Keith:

Lance:

[voltrontrashcan]

Lotor: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.

Alura: Actually, I'm planning to threaten you.

[voltrontrashcan]

Pidge: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Lance: Not until 4pm

[voltrontrashcan]

Lance: Wanna see how hardcore I am?

Lance: *punches wall*

Lance:

Lance: Take me to the hospital.

[voltrontrashcan]

Keith: Hey, what am I thinking right now?

Pidge: I'm smart, I'm not a psychic.

Lance: Can you understand what dogs are saying?

Pidge: No.

Lance: I can.

[voltrontrashcan]

Keith: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Hunk: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Keith: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Hunk: I pity your dentist.

Keith: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.

[voltrontrashcan]

Lance: Well you certainly speak from the....heart

Pidge: Funny, I thought I was speaking from my mouth, but eh shows what I know about biology.