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[princeheiko]

So I heard there was this holiday for smoochin?

Short but sweet monster school romance between Lilith, and her adorable girlfriend Willow.  Originally part of my 2015 minizines, now for you!

[voluptuouscannibal]

Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I'm in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You're hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

[cupcakelogic]

i tried to make  a horror comic once at like 4 am

[leptoceratops-deactivated201806]

oh my god

[becausebirds]

pew pew

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

HERE’S A FUN FACT - Ravens only make this sound if they really love you and think you’re their family. :D

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[isabellemenin]

[eus-deactivated20150315]

[osanzo]

me when anything even remotely inconvenient happens

[voluptuouscannibal]

The cutest customer. (at Bass Pro Shops)

[sassenach-kiss]

disadvantages of having thick hair

your head is always 100000 degrees

shedding everywhere

snapping thin combs

spend $100 on dye if you want to color it

hair is still wet 2 years after you showered

styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

????

[shoopsi]

advantages: the hairdresser goes “woooow sooo much hair”

[olddaddytshirt-deactivated20160]

if ur bi/pansexual

you can call yourself gay and queer (if you choose to reclaim the latter), bc u experience same-gender attraction

you’re not in a “gay” or a “straight” relationship based on who you’re dating unless you want to define it as such yourself (you don’t need to let someone else define it for you)

don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself if the validity of your sexuality is being questioned based on the relationship you’re in or if you’re more attracted to one gender than others

also ur cute

[will5nevercome]

[unofficiallydisney]

This makes me so happy

[risingoflights]

There’s a very good, clear message here that is surprisingly hard to articulate. You go, dragon. You go.

[sweetoothgirl]

How to Make a Buttercream Succulent Cake

[spiritprincess]

OMG

[smoketogethighcustheworldissolow]

@shelovesplants

[voluptuouscannibal]

@teatimeduchess

[lockandhomescreens]

♡ fall out boy lock & home screens♡

please like/reblog if you download!

[bkdk]

hum hallelujah & pop art by roy lichtenstein

[iisoulpunkii]

BABY SEASONS CHANGE BUT PEOPLE DON’T

[voluptuouscannibal]

They grow up so fast 😢 Happy First Birthday to our evil little Lump of Coal.🎉🎊🎂 @unknownchildwoo @cats_of_instagram #kiki #catbirthday #kitty #birthdaygirl