Clarinet Squeaking in the Distance

PROCRASTINATION (°▽°) Ask Box: Open I have been graduated

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

[jumpingjacktrash]

this is the idea chicken

she lays an idea egg every day whether you use it or not

idea eggs will be plentiful for you because the world is a vast and fascinating source of ideas and you don’t need luck or blog voodoo to have them for breakfast every morning

[cereusblue]

Now I want to reblog this post due to the great pictures below. Kick ass, my feathered friend.

[pukicho]

puki we love you, you’re swag. 😩‼️

give me $40,000

[honeysamu-deactivated20220118]

no

[pukicho]

That's alright, I'll just ask the next guy that comes along

[what-if-i-were-a-squirrel-deact]

no

[pukicho]

oh

[pukicho]

You wouldn't treat a bloodthirsty monarch this way

[vongolasimon0027]

We can stain this guillotine with your blood before you stain it with ours

[pukicho]

ITS YOU! IVE SEEN YOU ON EVERY SINGLE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM THAT EXISTS

Despite the fact that I'm only on two?

[vongolasimon0027]

There are only 5 websites and they steal screenshots and content from each other

[space-thyme]

I need help. Something came up irl and I'm in need of extra money. Posting my commission sheet here too in hopes of more exposure.

I will draw humans, pairings, animals, anthro, creatures, pokemon, etc. Price doesn't change with full or half body. Reblogs much appreciated!

[pukicho]

Beauty over safety. If I fall off a cliff I’m spreading my arms like I’m a fucking Eagle, like I fell off that shit on purpose.

[vongolasimon0027]

fell of

[pukicho]

I could climb any tree, give me a time and date and It’s climbed

[vongolasimon0027]

October 5, 1986

00:00

[pukicho]

What are your top five words of wisdom

Never eat food off floors

[eyess]

incorrect

[pukicho]

Oh fuck, my bad

[pukicho]

Eat food no matter what surface

[vongolasimon0027]

That’s more than 5

[pukicho]

im not a native english speaker but ive been fluent for like 2 years and ive figured out most of the weird things but one thing that i just cannot understand is the phrase 'bite me'. Bite me? Really? What the fuck? Is this a threat? Do you have poisonous skin? W-why would you want anyone to bite you???? please help

Hey there! I’m happy to explain. The phrase originates from an infamous moment in American history. Philadelphia, 1962 - saw a worrying trend where gangs were biting rivaling gangs as an act of domination and power - an act to incite fear into other groups should they ever challenge their territory. It got out of hand when in 1966, a masse street war broke out over illegal trade operations - two rivaling factions claimed the same territory. Blood was reportedly soaking the streets, as primal instinct took over, and each side became ravenous in their attempt to ascertain domination over the other. At the end, both sides ultimately fled the bloodbath, many dozens of people bled out and died - on that day, the street they once fought over became a graveyard. They now both respect it as a neutral ground, where violence and territoriality is thrown to the wayside. 

“Bite me” became a term of endearment, which then ended up being used playfully by those who are unaware of its dark past.

[ichicaworld]

Keep reading

[pukicho]

Holy shit, an earthquake didn’t just happen here

[vongolasimon0027]

You’re welcome, Puki

[vongolasimon0027]

Mother bought fruit that smells terrible. Tried to cover with perfume and now it’s worse.

Moral of the story: don’y try to cover up an unbearable smell with another unbearable smell because instead of cancelling out they just mix together and create another new unbearable smell

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Use me as a stress ball

[vongolasimon0027]

I drink stress balls

[vongolasimon0027]

You heard it here

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ya’ll ever see old Disney World costumes? let’s change that

[cytoplasty-deactivated20211004]

oh yes put that nose in me papi UwU

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i was gonna be really mad at this comment but then i looked closely at your profile pic and i think i’m angrier at that now

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is a war crime

[itsapmseymour]

What happens when you delete Nier Automata from your PC

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I want a cursed fact. Now.

catfish in southern france have taught themselves to hunt pigeons

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

If you and pukicho got into a fight who would win?

i’m a pacifist and also lazy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i just lie there like a trampoline until my opponent gets bored and wanders off